Tadao's going to kill me for this
 

I'm sure of it.

Also kind of drunk

I met this girl the other night at a bar. She ended up being only 18 so she was low key at the bar. I talked to her for about 3 hours, realized she could spit further than me......and she was a stripper. I ended up getting her number and talked to her for a while longer.

Tonight, I ended up hanging out with this really hot nerdy girl who had a copy of 'The Fellowship" in her purse. I'm hanging out with her tomorrow so she can borrow my copy of Dragons of Autumn Twilight.

Reason for Tadao killing me: I plan on hanging out with the nerd girl way more than the 18 year old stripper :love.

Don't bruise her pelvis

I would do the same. When it comes right down to it, I like women I can talk to about shit like politics and the LHC. Good on you for being able to have the choice.

I can't wait, I haven't gotten laid in like 4 months, starting to get to me. I think her father is a Pastor for a church, so it might be a few more months, but damn. I'll work on it.

How old is the nerd? Hopefully old enough to say no to daddy.

I don't know, I think 20 maybe. Old enough to be my beer pong padner for 5 rounds.

Can you post a picture of the hot nerd girl because it'll probably piss me the hell off

This is bad advice.

I'll try and get a picture. She also has a Clear Lightning bolt tattooed on her back, I didn't ask her about it yet. I'm thinking Shazam! though.

Mary Marvel? Don't piss her brother off.

Does the lightning bolt on her back match her THUNDER THIGHS? :sickburn

But seriously I'm sure she has normally proportioned thighs.

GO OUT WITH BOTH OF THEM YOU PUSSY. >:

This is good advice.

:sleep

Look, I'm the only one who agrees with you, so you must be doing it wrong.

Words to live by.

:love

Your were right. I am going to kill you. :love

IS THAT THE NERD OR THE STRIPPER?

She aint 20, that's for sure.

That might be the stripper because I think I see mouth herpes.

It was nice of her to cut her bangs so you can watch her suck cock.

While you just sit there, sighing to yourself.

:pac:oao

:wank