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Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2007 11:41 PM

"Jesus christ read a book" :lol

bigtimecow Dec 5th, 2007 01:11 AM

"i'm in"

Mockery Dec 5th, 2007 02:58 AM

In regards to the ever-so-controversial "Reload" button...

I used IE on the forums for the first time in a while the other day and noticed there was a broken image. Apparently, it's one of the new features that was implemented when we recently upgraded the forum software. But since we never had a "Reload" button, it was displaying a broken image in IE (and nothing in Firefox) all this time. Surprised nobody said anything about it or I would've fixed it sooner.

And that be the tale of the Reload button.

Oh yeah, the Reload button also represents I-Mockery's new site redesign. We've been working all year long on that button, so I hope you guys feel as though it's brought your user experience to new levels that you previously thought were impossible to attain.


HickMan Dec 5th, 2007 06:21 AM


HickMan Dec 5th, 2007 06:22 AM

"I am Mclovin!" - Mclovin

MetalMilitia Dec 5th, 2007 07:58 AM

McLovin you look like Alladin!! - George Micheal

Seven Force Dec 5th, 2007 01:53 PM

C'mon guys i get enough of that mclovin shit in helldump dont bring it here :(

Grislygus Dec 5th, 2007 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 513350)
Neither does Wikipedia :x

Chuck Harvey

MarioRPG Dec 5th, 2007 10:00 PM

Oh man, Animaniacs, nice.

HickMan Dec 5th, 2007 10:16 PM

RaNkeri Dec 6th, 2007 05:26 AM

Happy 6th december everyone :x

Guitar Woman Dec 6th, 2007 06:05 AM

god, typing on the wii is like doing hunt and peck if I also had down syndrome :x

MLE Dec 6th, 2007 04:23 PM

usb keyboards work on the wii too

Guitar Woman Dec 6th, 2007 07:10 PM

I don't have one of those ;<

MetalMilitia Dec 6th, 2007 07:38 PM

You can get one for like 5 American dollars from a super market or whatever. :rolleyes

Sam Dec 6th, 2007 09:15 PM

A spare keyboard is no problem, even homeless people have them. :rolleyes I am serious though, there is a homeless person in my town who carries a keyboard around and one time I saw her typing on it. :(

Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2007 12:28 AM

So I just woke up from a nap in which I had a horrifying dream influenced by the trial scene in The Wall, and following that another one I don't remember.

I'm sure the second one scared me way worse, though. :(

Cedar Dec 7th, 2007 12:39 AM

I rarely remember what happens in my dreams

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2007 12:46 AM

I had a dream about the Goonies and Scooby Doo and something else. It was sureeel.

Emu Dec 7th, 2007 01:02 AM

I played Mischief Makers today. :[

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2007 01:10 AM

I subscribed to a Junglist site and now I get all sorts of phat-ass sets.

Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2007 01:57 AM


Originally Posted by Emu (Post 513631)
I played Mischief Makers today. :[

That frown better be from shitting yourself at how great it was, mister

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2007 02:09 AM

"DID I DO THAT?" - Sonic the Hedgehog :eek

HickMan Dec 7th, 2007 06:09 AM


Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2007 06:10 AM

man, an admin from the other forum I go to has spent the last 15 minutes telling me why Xbox Achievements are the best thing ever, then when I posted the chatlog to make fun of him he shit his pants and started yelling at me about how his AIM was gonna get hacked and he'd lose his job because he does buisness with his account :<

Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2007 06:12 AM

w00ttastic: You know why I'm paranoid about my aim being on there?
Microwaved Grape: WHY!
Microwaved Grape: TELL ME!
w00ttastic: Because we've had people who has had their aim's fucking hacked.
w00ttastic: And I have job contacts on there.
w00ttastic: Very important job contacts.
Microwaved Grape: what hahahahaha
Microwaved Grape: you do buisness over AIM
w00ttastic: No, I talk to my boss over AIM.
Microwaved Grape: lol dood can I has raize

Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2007 06:13 AM

also earlier when he talked to me he gave me a SPY INTERROGATION and had to send a confirmation PM to make sure I was really me.

this dude is fucking nuts.

Emu Dec 7th, 2007 11:20 AM

He's just protecting his business interests

MetalMilitia Dec 7th, 2007 11:31 AM

Yeah Guitar Woman just wait till you get a job and they find out you pretend to be a girl on the internet. You're going to be in deep trouble!

Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2007 03:44 PM

Man, god forbid this guy lose his job, then he wouldn't be able to throw his Xbox achievements in other people's faces anymore

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2007 04:06 PM

Guitar Woman you play way too many video games, have you considered making the good lord Jesus Christ an integral part of your life?

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2007 04:09 PM

"We loved him because he first loved us" John 4:9-10 http://www.topbibleverses.com

Seven Force Dec 7th, 2007 04:11 PM

god hates fags

HickMan Dec 7th, 2007 05:11 PM

God also hates the internet. Mostly because nobody but fags go on the internet

Seven Force Dec 7th, 2007 05:16 PM

in the same time frame that the internet gained popularity a lot of new bathhouses sprang up in various communities in the usa


Seven Force Dec 7th, 2007 05:23 PM

The Whitewash down on 45th has Wifi capabilites

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2007 07:06 PM

so does my d*ck

bigtimecow Dec 8th, 2007 09:39 AM

i'm gonna go wash the car

with my dick

HickMan Dec 8th, 2007 02:04 PM

I'm gonna go wash my d*ck with my car

Qwarx Dec 8th, 2007 11:56 PM

Im going to Gamelon on my dick

Emu Dec 9th, 2007 12:37 AM

Harry Potter and the D*ck

Guitar Woman Dec 9th, 2007 01:26 AM

so what did you guys do today!

Chojin Dec 9th, 2007 01:39 AM

I finally got my new pc parts in so that I could fix my compy :D

and then I modded max payne 2 all day :o

HickMan Dec 9th, 2007 03:58 AM

I talked to a girl who said she'd enjoy putting whip cream on my dick while she sucked it. I politely accepted.

Guitar Woman Dec 9th, 2007 05:00 AM

hahahaha ;<

ItalianStereotype Dec 9th, 2007 05:29 AM

I gave this mexican guy and his family a bunch of awesome steaks and I was being an awesome guy, but then he stiffed me on the tip so I threw ketchup at him. it splattered all over his ass and he didn't notice as he walked out the door.

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2007 12:14 PM

I uh studied for finals :( :(

Seven Force Dec 9th, 2007 01:20 PM

Good luck on those :(

Seven Force Dec 9th, 2007 01:20 PM


Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 513825)
I finally got my new pc parts in so that I could fix my compy :D

and then I modded max payne 2 all day :o

What kind of mod are you making? :o

Emu Dec 9th, 2007 01:32 PM

one with wiggling walls :lol

Chojin Dec 9th, 2007 02:08 PM

Check out the gaming forum for the answers to this secret

Sethomas Dec 10th, 2007 03:29 AM

So, I was reading different editions of Wikinews, and in a French article about the Russian elections I noticed that the bloke we anglophones refer to as "Vladimir Putin" has his surname spelled in French as "Poutine". I found this a bit odd, as Poutine is a Québecois staple food based on french fries, curds, and gravy. I looked up its etymology, which seems to be obscure but one guy claiming to have invented the dish said of it that it looked like "une maudite poutine", meaning "a damned mess" (Wikipedia translated it, "a hell of a mess", but I don't agree with that.)

I thought it would be hilarious if l'Academie Française made a scathing political commentary on how to translate Putin's name from the Cyrillic alphabet, but I asked my Russian/Georgian friend how the Cyrillic form of his name is pronounced. She said "Poo-teen", which matches the French spelling exactly in terms of phonetics.

Eh, it was a fun thought while it lasted.

bigtimecow Dec 10th, 2007 09:24 AM

poutines are so delicious

my first trip into canada me and my friends got two pizzas and two orders of poutines and the nice french lady was in love with us americans

Zomboid Dec 10th, 2007 04:14 PM

The french seem to pronounce it more like poo-tin and the people who say it in english say poo-tine. They're good in moderation. It's pretty much one of the most fattening dishes available and that's made even worse by the fact that you can upgrade your meal's fries to a poutine in a lot of restaurants like a&w and kfc.

MarioRPG Dec 10th, 2007 04:48 PM

i say it like poo-teen

JediScum Dec 10th, 2007 07:07 PM

I had never heard of poutine until almost two years ago. I was a prep cook at a cafe and the manager was a Canadian female, who would, on occasion, have themed parties for the employees where food could be brought in. One day I saw a big bag of fries and cheese curds in the the walk in (we didn't sell either) and thought it strange. Then later, the manager comes up to me and asks if I'd like some, but I thought she said, "Would you like some POONTANG". I have no idea what kind of face I made but, I said "What?!?" Luckily, no weird "Three's Company" misunderstanding happened.

Anyway, yeah, poutine is good stuff.

bigtimecow Dec 11th, 2007 01:02 AM


damnit it doesn't work anymore :(

Chojin Dec 11th, 2007 02:44 PM

is anyone else gonna be relieved when we have a separate forum for articles?

Mockery Dec 11th, 2007 02:54 PM

I KNOW I WILL BE! :picklehat

RaNkeri Dec 11th, 2007 03:09 PM

Well, it'll definitely help you to find the older ones, so count me in. :imock

Guitar Woman Dec 11th, 2007 03:55 PM

I just hope we keep the ignore feature. Now that Seven Force is back I'm using it all the time!

Sethomas Dec 12th, 2007 06:17 AM

Oh shit, I was looking through my old email account for a file, and I came across a forward from my father. It was sent to him from the central office of where he works.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Clarian Health News (BROADCAST EMAIL)
> Sent: Friday, November 15, 2002 5:33 PM
> To: All Clarian
> Subject: Missing brain cells
> Cell Systems shipped human brain cells to Methodist on Wednesday 11/13. They did not make their destination of E504 and we suspect that they were delivered to an incorrect location. Please check your yellow delivery documents for purchase order number 404289 or a Fedex from Cell Systems that does
> not belong to your area.
> Please contact Dr. Maria Rizzo on pager 312-5954 should you have this package.

Holy shit, my dad works for zombies with mail delivery problems. And pagers!

Guitar Woman Dec 12th, 2007 07:01 PM



Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2007 04:10 PM

Location: Sydney Airport, International Terminal, Gate 8
What I did today: I sat next to a really beautiful woman for two 10 hour long haul flights.
How I made it creepy: I watched her sleep for most of the first flight, & adored her face.
How I live with myself: When I finally spoke to her midway through the second flight, her effortless smile transformed the features I knew so well into a heartstoppingly perfect moment. I gave her my pillow, & said she could lean on my shoulder. She did, but I was too cowardly to speak to her again.

I still miss you, beautiful girl in Seat 48D, Flight QF002. :tear

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2007 04:28 PM



Rongi Dec 13th, 2007 04:34 PM

dude :(

Seven Force Dec 13th, 2007 04:59 PM

You're my role model Pub :tear

bigtimecow Dec 13th, 2007 06:39 PM

puuuuuuuuub :(

Guitar Woman Dec 13th, 2007 07:09 PM

Something similar has happened to me a couple of times actually ;_;

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 12:47 AM

i would eat my left foot to have that encounter with almost any guy at this moment

bigtimecow Dec 14th, 2007 12:48 AM

this subject just turned GAY

Zomboid Dec 14th, 2007 12:51 AM

Terra if you wanna send me nudie pics I will be nice to you and pm you sweet nothings.

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 12:53 AM

i thought i sent those to you already

Zomboid Dec 14th, 2007 12:54 AM

I think I would remember that.

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 12:55 AM

I did send them to you.
long ago.

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 12:56 AM

I want my sweet nothings from you

Zomboid Dec 14th, 2007 12:57 AM

I have not received any nudie pics. If I'm lying, may my penis turn green(er) and fall off.

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 12:59 AM

i sent you nudies. i am sorry about your penile gangreen or maybe that was what caused it ? :(

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 01:00 AM

by the way..reload sucks.

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 01:01 AM

reload sucks worse than me.

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 01:02 AM

just saying is all

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 01:03 AM

in fact, reload blows

Zomboid Dec 14th, 2007 01:03 AM

I like the album. Also, what shape are your boobs? Was there any mitt in the pictures? Refresh my memory.

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 01:05 AM

milhouse should show up anytime with his bi-monthly blow of me.

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 01:07 AM


Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 514455)
I like the album. Also, what shape are your boobs? Was there any mitt in the pictures? Refresh my memory.

Boobs are just as mammoth as always. no mitt. that was my muff. long since groomed and now brazillian.

i think. did i send you the one with my cat? that could explain the mitt.

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 01:08 AM

oh i forgot. reload sucks.

Zomboid Dec 14th, 2007 01:08 AM

No. I don't have them! I just scrolled through my email and there wasn't anything even remotely booberrific.

Zomboid Dec 14th, 2007 01:09 AM

Hey the girls next door is on

Terra Dec 14th, 2007 01:10 AM

yeah you have them. i never sent them e-mail. have tons of fun with those lassies!!! :)

Zomboid Dec 14th, 2007 01:13 AM

lol this show is great

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2007 01:19 AM


Seven Force Dec 14th, 2007 01:31 AM

And for no reason at all here's Seven Force!

Seven Force Dec 14th, 2007 01:31 AM

in: I-Mockery - Reloaded

Zomboid Dec 14th, 2007 01:31 AM

There's a black guy in your picture.

Seven Force Dec 14th, 2007 01:33 AM

Yeah, he's smilin' :)

Seven Force Dec 14th, 2007 01:34 AM

He's really happy to be here. I like to think he's looking up at the post above him and he's like "yeah, dat post is tight"

Seven Force Dec 14th, 2007 01:35 AM

my posts don't count though, that would be conceited

Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2007 02:20 AM

haha, I bet he's from Nigeria like you.

Seven Force Dec 14th, 2007 02:51 AM

He wants you to know you won a lottery of some sort
you have to send him some information though

Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2007 02:54 AM

Why should I talk to him over someone like a prince or something?

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