i-mockery is worth $7000

What

Damn you, Internet. >:

Sure I expected some toon porn when I searched for Cartoon Heroes, but why did you feel the need to jump right to the incestuous furry toon porn?

In for a penny, in for a pound.

THEY ARE NOT EVEN HEROES, WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS? KNOCK IT OFF!

raye_gincho may be 19, is probably a guy, but is definitely a furry. I have low expectations regarding his behaviour.

This is usually where I make a quote of the new user's description/style of posting but everything I find about/from this guy is so far into gamernerdcore that I don't feel I'm understanding it well enough to mock it.

Oh yeah, he likes video games. It's why he's here.

..

pub should work for the csi

then take out his rage on prisoners

Star Wars on tv just reminds me how much I hate commercials

LUKE, TELL OWEN THAT IF HE GETS A TRANSLATOR TO BE SURE IT SPEAKS BOCCE

By saying "speaks" he means "plays" bocce ball, right?

I would have thought it 'Batji' but my closed captioning insisted otherwise

Haha, all the generals sitting around talking reminds me of Eddie Izzard now

"What is it Lieutenant Sebastian, I'm arranging matches?"

How can he rest peacefully when he's averaging 56 rpm?

Which gives me an idea for Seth being responsible for creating a renewable energy source that involves him deliberately misquoting dead & irritable authors. If only I was Seth, then I would know how to properly phrase it.

I'm making smoothies.

And guess what?

My town's getting an Orange Julius. :O

You'd probably want to insert a conductive coil around each grave first, but then you'd be good to go.

Duh. :rolleyes

Does your town have a "hot dog on a stick"? I love watching those girls make lemonade and twirl cheese on a weeny.

Fucking wow! Volcano lightning storm in dust cloud.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...tos/index.html

BIG picture

http://galacticcentral.org/imagebucket/volcano.jpg

coretion i-mockery is worth $70474

Briny Bill please dont' leave us. Stay here. We need you.

Briny Bill is reminiscent of someone I know.

His posts increase our value.

ballsack

I'm more inclined to believe the former. :domo

Briny Bill fails because he neglected to show his work.

I graduate tomorrow, huh

That's nice. I graduate a year from nine days away.

Could she be ass-pleasuring blonde chick? Or is she an ass-annoying specialist? As I happen to like blonde chicks interfering with my ass.

I can imagine ways it would be useful to have people with graphic design ability but no creative instincts. Clients with exacting briefs, design teams with a head artist... and before I tax myself to think of a third I notice that the first two are both just people telling the graphic designer to make something without any input beyond their ability at graphic design. Which I'm sure artists love to do. So nevermind me.

A violent criminal has escaped from prison in New Zealand.

He did it by climbing down the outside of a tower using a rope made from tied together sheets.

I doubt he'll reach the princess in time. :lol

:lol

How does THIS happen? Every Orange Julius I can remember from my childhood has been closed down for well over a decade. I remember the "Juliuses" being a bit pricey but damn good.

Combine that with their logo and it's perfect to encourage young'uns to become interested, and eventually serve, OUR TERRIBLE AND MIGHTY DARK LORD!!!!!

It's a Dairy Queen slash Orange Julius.

Last time I had an orange julius was in 1993 and I puked it up in the car on the way home from the mall.

Bad constitution.

Prolly because you weren't EVIL enough in 1993.

JFK's Air Guitar sold on EBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Air-guitar-owned...QQcmdZViewItem

Flatulence is good for you.

Dr. Scholls had added Zomboid & Willie to the I-Mockery page on Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

...I'll agree with that.

Lemmy Kilmister?

Whoever it is that puts that shit up really does his homework

The whole thing is hilarious.

I read both the new ones going "Is it me? Is it me? It might be me? No, it's not me. :( "

Also, is Seth on the list twice?

Who is supposed to be #4?

I'm not sure which one exactly is supposed to be Seth, either.

:lol

:tear

Do you remember Kahljorn?

I know it's GW writing it.

You can tell it's GW. He tried to add himself to hide the fact, but he ends up praising himself instead of insulting himself.

The GW one has been there for ages though.

As he has been writing them for ages.

Don't go getting logic in our messageboard conspiracies, dude

I think I would be honestly offended if encyclopedia dramatica liked us.

They do like us. This is how the emotionally crippled display their affection.

Apparently we love them back, given the frequency of you fags going OH MY GOD LOOK AT WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ;_;

I'm honored!

i've never lived in a basement! what shoddy journalism

plus, good christ that has to be the nicest thing those guys have said about anyone that wasn't intended to be ironic

It's because you're YOU just accept it

Does jail prisioners have internet? caused i wonder if Charles Manson is writing at some message board since i heard that he upload an album of him as a gift to his fans last month

It was alluded that Hannibal Lecter had computer privleges. But that's fiction.

Charles Manson releasing an album he phoned in? Are you sure? That could have been David Allen Coe or GG Allin.

It's OK, Lassie... they won't hurt me.... I'm not Jewish.

Now run girl, RUN. Timmy's in trouble.

Hey you can get a BAPE theme for your iGoogle: http://www.google.co.uk/help/ig/art/artists/nigo.html


Newbs need not apply. :ibapery

BapeX

It's usually me going WTH, WHY DON'T PEOPLE HATE ME ENOUGH TO PUT ME ON THE LIST, I SUCK TOO! RIGHT GUYS? :(

http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autau...ate%3D05132008
No remote linking?

:pa:pagebrak:pagebrak

But seriously check this out...

first site i came across

http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm

Took it, honestly...



But they could not describe the levels i go to... which would be:




And WikiPedia had this to say too:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol_content

If grams are a measure of mass, why is alcohol, a fluid, measured as grams instead of millilitres?

Actually close examination of both of these sources will reveal that they don't know what the fuck they are talking about....

And neither do I.

I did a page brak, you cuntwipe.

Hey guys I leave August 12th for Fort LeonardWood Missouri! You won't hear from me for about five months. Not that I ever really contributed anything to this site anyway!

The computer I'm working on just crashed. It took me a moment to understand what happened, which is nice as it means computers have advanced enough to make it sufficiently uncommon. Now I'm just leaving it because I don't wanna redo my work.

See Ya, Clay. Good Luck! :)

Don't get dead! >:

Woah, Pub! I'm not leavin' just yet! We still have the summer to party!


ARE YOU REEEADY?!

You mean it's not August already where you are?

It's only May 13th in the USA

Of the year 5769, right?

Man, I had such a crush on Lark Voorhies back in the 40's, but according to google she looks like a monkey, so what the hell young Pub?

The problem with timezones and my living so far ahead of everyone here is that my stupid mind is so easily confused.

Like I thought Doops was born on the 12th not the 14th.

It being the 14th here. :x

Of August. :rolleyes

Tuesday 13th is a bad lucky day here, and for you guys is on Friday 13th, i don't why is that, the title of Jason movies is tuesday 13th (martes 13) as well, i guess it has something to do with aliens

or alcohol

It would suck to have the culturally acceptable day of fear midweek. I like having myself a long weeekend to recover.

Those brown stains don't clean themselves.

Thank you, Willie. :)

You probably managed that first time without even a preview.

I am so stupid it hurts my feelings something rotton. :(

could be worse, you could be from finland :eek

I'm pretty sure I bombed my test to get promoted to Staff Sergeant. On the bright side I get out in less than a year, so I say who gives a shit about more rank, respect, and money!

I dream of tridents floating freely in the water.

What are you doing after, as long as you make it out not dead?

Finishing up school is the plan. I'm about 12 credits shy of my AA and from there i'd like to turn it into a Bachelor's of some sort. That's the plan at least, who knows if my lazy ass will actually see it through.

I'm new to the party. I brought some doritos!

Coolchip or Cheez?