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It's really not hard to obey the deadlines. The 24th of this month is the last day to sign up and everyone gets the address to send their stuff to the next day. Then you just send your stuff out by December 5th and post your pics by December 22nd. Plenty of time. You have like 10 days to get a gift and send it and then you have loooots of time to post pics/videos, which is what jixby failed to do.

I haven't willingly participated in a secret santa event since I was in an English Lit class that was doing O. Henry shit. I got the name of a girl who was into French and teddy bears. I gave her a handmade bear with a beret and tricolore. The guy who got my name knew I was into art. I got a used purple Crayola marker with chew marks on the end.

That sounds like something that would happen in a special education class. :(

Maybe those were used by someone famous :tear

So, what time is it for everyone else, and whatcha doin?

4:31PM
I'm buzzed as fuck and I'm gonna go have a bath!

Cool.
I cant have a bath. I just had wool braids put in.

And now I really want one.

IT IS 1:40 PM AND I GOT OFF WORK EARLY AND I AM REPLYING TO A POST ON THE I-MOCKERY.COM MESSAGE BOARD. :(

ALSO, WHAT ARE WOOL BRAIDS? :(

Get lots of wool. make about 50 tassles. Plait them into your hair. Like huge wooly extentions.

5:01 pm, I just finished picking up a lot of dogshit in our front yard. I think it's just my fate to deal with the shit of others :poopsmith

5:08PM
Getting more buzzed before I repaint my nails and pluck my eyebrows.

10:15pm
Sitting alone watching return to oz in ten minute instalments on youtube.

2:21 -Killing time before work

0:23 AM

Just finished watching Memento

How'd you like it?

GRISLYGUS I AM ENTERING YOUR DAMN ART CONTEST SO DON'T END UNTIL YOU GET MINE >:

You should sign up and then not participate.

AWRIGHT SAM DULY NOTED

I fucking loved it, awesome movie.

5:36PM
Wondering what the fuck is taking Jim so long to get home.

5:38 pm about to go out and get some whisky because I am all out

of whisky

GOOD JOB RANKERI, CORRECT ANSWER