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This is my idea for Home Alone 4. Buzz is now married and has a child. On the way back to his original home for a family reunion for Christmas Buzz's kid, an 8 year old boy, gets seperated from him in a place such as NYC. When they realise hes missing, Uncle Kevin, due to his experience goes looking for him. Buzz's kid ends up teaming up with Uncle Kevin and they outwit some bad guy adversaries using various methods that the kid learns from his uncle, and they all get back home and have a Happy Holidays.
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Well Jarkina, it seems to me that you are the one without social graces here, as your immediate reaction is to insult me and call me an "asshat" (although you SO CLEVERLY censored your self using dollar signs) without even reading my post. Also if we're going to make childish stories about eachother, I'm guessing you play WoW because you have violent tendencies and have to have some outlet or else you'll go crazy and kill your mom the next time she gives you pepsi instead of coke.
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Someone's comment - > lame article, with grammatical and factural errors ("most girlfriend stalker's end up dead" - no need for the apostrophe and "Janet Jason Leigh" - it's Jennifer Jason Leigh). I really wish articles were proofread more conscientiously. |
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Paranoid, sittin in a deep sweat Thinkin I gotta fuck somebody before the week ends The sight of blood exites me, shoot you in the head Sit down, and watch you bleed to death I hear the sound of your last breath Shouldnt have been around, I went all the way left You was in the right place with me at the wrong time Im a psychopath, in a minute lose my fuckin mind Calm down, back to reality Dont fear death, cause I know that its promised to me Flashes, I get flashes of jason Gimme a knife, a million lives Im wastin The shadow of death follows me, I dont give a fuck Pussy play superman, your assll get boxed up Put him in a straight jacket, the mans sick This is what goes on in the mind of a lunatic (hes a paranoiac whos a menace to our society) (hes a) (hes a) (hes a paranoiac whos a menace to our society) [ verse 2: bushwick bill ] Lookin through her window, now my body is warm Shes naked, and Im a peepin tom Her bodys beautiful, so Im thinkin rape Shouldnt have had her curtains open, so thats her fate Leavin out her house, grabbed the bitch by her mouth Drug her back in, slammed her down on the couch Whipped out my knife, said, if you scream, Im cuttin Opened her legs and commenced the fuckin She begged me not to kill her, I gave her a rose Then slit her throat, and watched her shake till her eyes closed Had sex with the corpse before I left her And drew my name on the wall like helter skelter Run for shelter never crossed my mind I had a guage, a grenade, and even a nine Dial 911 for the bitch But the cops aint shit when theyre fuckin with a lunatic (another innocent victim of this homicidal maniac) (maniac) (maniac) (another innocent victim of this homicidal maniac) [ verse 3: scarface ] I sit alone in my four-cornered room starin at candles Dreamin of the people Ive dismantled I close my eyes and in the circle Appears the images of sons of bitches that I murdered Flashbacks of bodies bein fucked up Once I attack, Im like a pit on a rage thats goin for guts Boys used to die when Im full fo that fry I be ebbin when Im high So I say fuck and just let bullets fly Like I said before, scarface is my identity A homicidal maniac with sucidal tendencies Im on the violent tip, so yo, get a grip And bitch, come equipped, aint takin no shit Cause here comes a lunatic [ verse 4: scarface ] My girls gettin skinny, shes strung out on coke So I went to her mothers house and cut out her throat Her grandma was standin there, she was screamin out, brad! As she reached for the telly, I put the blade on grannys ass Went to the back and grabbed a shovel Now grannys on her way to meet the devil Pulled out my .38 and aimed at the bitch A cop says (freeze, muthafucka!) bitch, suck my dick I said, die, muthafuckas! as I blasted Something clicked in my head, visions of bodies in plastic The scent of buckshots in human flesh Pigs dyin from bullet wounds to the chest No sheriffs gonna take me on a road Dark as fuck, and let his pistols explode Fuck that, cause I aints to die So I reloaded my uzi and fired up another fry It got me crazy as fuck A ragin psychotic full of that angels dust The cops had the place surrounded Hunted for a way to get out - I found it Innocent bystanders watch me set an example I popped one, let me go, goddammit Scot free Or all of these muthafuckas comin with me All of a sudden the shit got silent I remember wakin up, in an asylum Bein treated like a troubled kid My shirt was all bloody, and both of my wrists was slit Think this is harsh? this aint as harsh as it gets No tellin whats bein thought up in the mind of a lunatic (maniac) (maniac) (ma-) (mani-) (maniac) (I cant quit) [ verse 5: willie d ] November 1st 1966 A damn fool was born with the mind of a lunatic I shoulda been killed But sister fucked around and let me live Now I developped a criminal behaviour Fuck with me, and Ill slay ya Ass, beyond recognition, shit Your dental records couldnt prove your identity, bitch I beg your pardon, on talkin to borden Youll never find a muthafucka, so save your milk cartons Cross the line, your ass is mine I dont give a fuck if youre 9 or 99 Blind, crippled, and crazy, dont faze me Your funky ass will be pushin up daisies You wanna know what makes me click? My psychiatrist said I got the mind of a lunatic (lets get out of here, that guy is crazy) (ma-) (ma-) (ma-) (maniac) [ verse 6: willie d ] I aint got it all, so dont fuck with me Unless your ass wanna be made history Ill blow your muthafuckin house up And if your wife and kids are inside, theyre fucked I dont give a damn who I slay Dont let me get a hold of some e&j Cause when the shit hit the fan Ill stab your ass quicker than a mexican The nightmares I leave you with on the scene Will make freddy bitch ass look like a wet dream This is fact, not fictional, son of a bitch I got the mind of a lunatic |
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TVO: So basically you guys knew if you were caught doing it, SpikeTV would be filming it?
WS: Oh yeah. If you're gonna wank it, you better got paid for it. TVO: How do you handle that? WS: It sucks! It sucks, how could it not? Another fact, there ain't nobody I could look at in that house and wanna go yank it. TVO: So do you leave and go back home and find a piece of ass to unleash all that pent up torment? WS: Are you kidding me? I flew a chick out there and I started beating the fuck out of her immediately. I had my girl fly out and I fucked the shit out of her in the hotel. I locked us in the hotel; we didn't get out for an entire day. TVO: Did you paralyze her or what? WS: Oh my God. At first go was horrible for myself because it was just ridiculous. But after that, I about ripped her guts out. I tell ya one thing . . . if I was someone waiting to get her kidney or something, I'd be dead because her shit's all bruised up. TVO: So it's kind of like you were pushing in and taking things out back on the way out? WS: Oh the shit was fucking -- yeah, it was a mess. TVO: I'm sure she'll forgive you if she really cares. WS: It makes me sick talking about it |
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Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Valverde Aug 16th, 2009, 01:40 PM http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8k...lem_shortfilms I'm on my family's computer now. #25 Tadao Bone Daddy Join Date: Jul 2002 Aug 16th, 2009, 01:45 PM I'm afraid to ctrl-v on my dads computer. __________________ This is the nature of the human race To kill off anything that gets in our way Poor Mother Earth we disfigured her face Cause man is the maker of his own disgrace Burned by the fire we make, what a shame #26 Fathom Zero Musikal Shill! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Valverde Aug 16th, 2009, 02:03 PM It's the easiest form of spying. #27 Sacks Chief of Police Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: (゚ 3゚) ٩๏̯͡๏)۶ Aug 17th, 2009, 12:03 PM This is my idea for Home Alone 4. Buzz is now married and has a child. On the way back to his original home for a family reunion for Christmas Buzz's kid, an 8 year old boy, gets seperated from him in a place such as NYC. When they realise hes missing, Uncle Kevin, due to his experience goes looking for him. Buzz's kid ends up teaming up with Uncle Kevin and they outwit some bad guy adversaries using various methods that the kid learns from his uncle, and they all get back home and have a Happy Holidays. __________________ #28 10,000 Volt Ghost Ancient Radiation Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Buffalo, NY Aug 17th, 2009, 12:27 PM Quote: Originally Posted by Sacks This is my idea for Home Alone 4. Buzz is now married and has a child. On the way back to his original home for a family reunion for Christmas Buzz's kid, an 8 year old boy, gets seperated from him in a place such as NYC. When they realise hes missing, Uncle Kevin, due to his experience goes looking for him. Buzz's kid ends up teaming up with Uncle Kevin and they outwit some bad guy adversaries using various methods that the kid learns from his uncle, and they all get back home and have a Happy Holidays. French stewart already beat you to it. __________________ "You'll just spend the money on Grizzle Bazzle!" #29 Esuohlim TOOMS :eek Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS! Aug 18th, 2009, 01:48 AM http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21141 __________________ #30 Hangie That damn kid Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Massachusetts Aug 18th, 2009, 11:07 AM Well Jarkina, it seems to me that you are the one without social graces here, as your immediate reaction is to insult me and call me an "asshat" (although you SO CLEVERLY censored your self using dollar signs) without even reading my post. Also if we're going to make childish stories about eachother, I'm guessing you play WoW because you have violent tendencies and have to have some outlet or else you'll go crazy and kill your mom the next time she gives you pepsi instead of coke. You wouldn't go onto the news and say YO GUYS MY MOM DIED! EVERYONE BE CONCERNED!, so why go onto a website for WoW news and decide to do the same? Your f __________________ Yeah I'm gonna equip myself with a little uhh FOUR WHEELS OF FURY! #31 10,000 Volt Ghost Ancient Radiation Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Buffalo, NY Sep 4th, 2009, 01:58 PM http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/popvo...nd-movies.aspx Someone's comment - > lame article, with grammatical and factural errors ("most girlfriend stalker's end up dead" - no need for the apostrophe and "Janet Jason Leigh" - it's Jennifer Jason Leigh). I really wish articles were proofread more conscientiously. __________________ "You'll just spend the money on Grizzle Bazzle!" #32 Fathom Zero Musikal Shill! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Valverde Sep 4th, 2009, 02:19 PM I have a huge crush on Jennifer Jason Leigh. #33 Hangie That damn kid Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Massachusetts Sep 5th, 2009, 06:58 AM [ verse 1: bushwick bill ] Paranoid, sittin in a deep sweat Thinkin I gotta fuck somebody before the week ends The sight of blood exites me, shoot you in the head Sit down, and watch you bleed to death I hear the sound of your last breath Shouldnt have been around, I went all the way left You was in the right place with me at the wrong time Im a psychopath, in a minute lose my fuckin mind Calm down, back to reality Dont fear death, cause I know that its promised to me Flashes, I get flashes of jason Gimme a knife, a million lives Im wastin The shadow of death follows me, I dont give a fuck Pussy play superman, your assll get boxed up Put him in a straight jacket, the mans sick This is what goes on in the mind of a lunatic (hes a paranoiac whos a menace to our society) (hes a) (hes a) (hes a paranoiac whos a menace to our society) [ verse 2: bushwick bill ] Lookin through her window, now my body is warm Shes naked, and Im a peepin tom Her bodys beautiful, so Im thinkin rape Shouldnt have had her curtains open, so thats her fate Leavin out her house, grabbed the bitch by her mouth Drug her back in, slammed her down on the couch Whipped out my knife, said, if you scream, Im cuttin Opened her legs and commenced the fuckin She begged me not to kill her, I gave her a rose Then slit her throat, and watched her shake till her eyes closed Had sex with the corpse before I left her And drew my name on the wall like helter skelter Run for shelter never crossed my mind I had a guage, a grenade, and even a nine Dial 911 for the bitch But the cops aint shit when theyre fuckin with a lunatic (another innocent victim of this homicidal maniac) (maniac) (maniac) (another innocent victim of this homicidal maniac) [ verse 3: scarface ] I sit alone in my four-cornered room starin at candles Dreamin of the people Ive dismantled I close my eyes and in the circle Appears the images of sons of bitches that I murdered Flashbacks of bodies bein fucked up Once I attack, Im like a pit on a rage thats goin for guts Boys used to die when Im full fo that fry I be ebbin when Im high So I say fuck and just let bullets fly Like I said before, scarface is my identity A homicidal maniac with sucidal tendencies Im on the violent tip, so yo, get a grip And bitch, come equipped, aint takin no shit Cause here comes a lunatic [ verse 4: scarface ] My girls gettin skinny, shes strung out on coke So I went to her mothers house and cut out her throat Her grandma was standin there, she was screamin out, brad! As she reached for the telly, I put the blade on grannys ass Went to the back and grabbed a shovel Now grannys on her way to meet the devil Pulled out my .38 and aimed at the bitch A cop says (freeze, muthafucka!) bitch, suck my dick I said, die, muthafuckas! as I blasted Something clicked in my head, visions of bodies in plastic The scent of buckshots in human flesh Pigs dyin from bullet wounds to the chest No sheriffs gonna take me on a road Dark as fuck, and let his pistols explode Fuck that, cause I aints to die So I reloaded my uzi and fired up another fry It got me crazy as fuck A ragin psychotic full of that angels dust The cops had the place surrounded Hunted for a way to get out - I found it Innocent bystanders watch me set an example I popped one, let me go, goddammit Scot free Or all of these muthafuckas comin with me All of a sudden the shit got silent I remember wakin up, in an asylum Bein treated like a troubled kid My shirt was all bloody, and both of my wrists was slit Think this is harsh? this aint as harsh as it gets No tellin whats bein thought up in the mind of a lunatic (maniac) (maniac) (ma-) (mani-) (maniac) (I cant quit) [ verse 5: willie d ] November 1st 1966 A damn fool was born with the mind of a lunatic I shoulda been killed But sister fucked around and let me live Now I developped a criminal behaviour Fuck with me, and Ill slay ya Ass, beyond recognition, shit Your dental records couldnt prove your identity, bitch I beg your pardon, on talkin to borden Youll never find a muthafucka, so save your milk cartons Cross the line, your ass is mine I dont give a fuck if youre 9 or 99 Blind, crippled, and crazy, dont faze me Your funky ass will be pushin up daisies You wanna know what makes me click? My psychiatrist said I got the mind of a lunatic (lets get out of here, that guy is crazy) (ma-) (ma-) (ma-) (maniac) [ verse 6: willie d ] I aint got it all, so dont fuck with me Unless your ass wanna be made history Ill blow your muthafuckin house up And if your wife and kids are inside, theyre fucked I dont give a damn who I slay Dont let me get a hold of some e&j Cause when the shit hit the fan Ill stab your ass quicker than a mexican The nightmares I leave you with on the scene Will make freddy bitch ass look like a wet dream This is fact, not fictional, son of a bitch I got the mind of a lunatic __________________ Yeah I'm gonna equip myself with a little uhh FOUR WHEELS OF FURY! #34 Ploxtrot Everybody's down Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: New York Sep 8th, 2009, 10:37 PM I'd kick 20 asses, and 20 more asses. #35 Guitar Woman Brain Lickin' Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Portland, OR Sep 10th, 2009, 04:42 AM At birth, male ceratioids are already equipped with extremely well developed olfactory organs that detect scents in the water. When it is mature, the male's digestive system degenerates, making him incapable of feeding independently, which necessitates his quickly finding a female anglerfish to prevent his death. The sensitive olfactory organs help the male to detect the pheromones that signal the proximity of a female anglerfish. When he finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male then atrophies into nothing more than a pair of gonads, which releases sperm in response to hormones in the female's bloodstream indicating egg release. This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available. __________________ #36 Fathom Zero Musikal Shill! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Valverde Sep 10th, 2009, 12:31 PM salmagundi #37 10,000 Volt Ghost Ancient Radiation Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Buffalo, NY Sep 12th, 2009, 01:02 PM 5. 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Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant? http://www.crazynews.net/dp/1-15.htm __________________ "You'll just spend the money on Grizzle Bazzle!" #38 Guitar Woman Brain Lickin' Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Portland, OR Sep 12th, 2009, 02:54 PM __________________ #39 Kitsa teacup of fuckin sunshine Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: between the poles and the equator, don't send no private investigator to find me please Sep 13th, 2009, 08:25 PM http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/tgn1412/ __________________ "I hear that L Ron Hubbard is gonna blow the ladies" #40 Supafly345 Loose Cannon Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: More like DIEwan Sep 13th, 2009, 09:14 PM http://www.williamlamson.com/#/work/video_work/works/1 __________________ "Quote from some guy I think is funny." -Some guy I think is funny #41 MattJack Role Assigner Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The Mother F*ckin Dirty (bruh) Sep 13th, 2009, 10:20 PM TVO: So basically you guys knew if you were caught doing it, SpikeTV would be filming it? WS: Oh yeah. If you're gonna wank it, you better got paid for it. TVO: How do you handle that? WS: It sucks! It sucks, how could it not? Another fact, there ain't nobody I could look at in that house and wanna go yank it. TVO: So do you leave and go back home and find a piece of ass to unleash all that pent up torment? WS: Are you kidding me? I flew a chick out there and I started beating the fuck out of her immediately. I had my girl fly out and I fucked the shit out of her in the hotel. I locked us in the hotel; we didn't get out for an entire day. TVO: Did you paralyze her or what? WS: Oh my God. At first go was horrible for myself because it was just ridiculous. But after that, I about ripped her guts out. I tell ya one thing . . . if I was someone waiting to get her kidney or something, I'd be dead because her shit's all bruised up. TVO: So it's kind of like you were pushing in and taking things out back on the way out? WS: Oh the shit was fucking -- yeah, it was a mess. TVO: I'm sure she'll forgive you if she really cares. WS: It makes me sick talking about it __________________ All bad ass comments should be followed with a proper mustache face :{ #42 Sam The Unicorn Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sexual Stegosaurus Sep 13th, 2009, 10:32 PM __________________ #43 Nyahnyah Forum Virgin Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Edmonton, AB, Canada Sep 13th, 2009, 11:33 PM My paste is s Yes I m paranoid about CTRL + V #44 Guitar Woman Brain Lickin' Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Portland, OR Sep 14th, 2009, 06:00 AM \_O__/ HOS, POSE, RKOS __________________ #45 10,000 Volt Ghost Ancient Radiation Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Buffalo, NY Oct 2nd, 2009, 01:44 PM From the A.V club forums: morley 28 Sept. 2009 | 3:30 PM CDT The only thing better would be if GZA and RZA announced they invented a time machine and recorded an album in 17th century China. And they're the GZA and RZA from 1996. __________________ "You'll just spend the money on Grizzle Bazzle!" #46 liquidstatik kitatsdiuqil Join Date: Mar 2003 Oct 2nd, 2009, 01:46 PM View First Unread Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes #1 Fathom Zero Musikal Shill! http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image...ine=1233522474 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Valverde Aug 10th, 2009, 01:54 AM Ctrl+V LMFAO - I'm In Miami Bitch Fathom Zero View Public Profile Send a private message to Fathom Zero Send email to Fathom Zero Visit Fathom Zero's homepage! 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In computing, Control-V is a control character in ASCII code, also known as the synchronous idle (SYN) character. It is generated by pressing the V key while holding down the Ctrl key on a computer keyboard.
In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V. IBM Input/output devices utilizing the bisync link protocol use the SYN character code to signal the beginning of each data frame transmitted. Unix interactive terminals use Control-V to mean "the next character should be treated literally" (the mnemonic here is "v is for verbatim"). This allows a user to insert a literal Control-C or Control-H or similar control characters that would otherwise be handled by the terminal. This behavior was copied by text editors like vi and Unix shells like bash and tcsh, which offer text editing on the command line. |
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