Lets see, the worst sickness? How about PMS...it's an on-going sickness...

And if that's not legit, once I had pneumonia, it wasn't all that bad, but I did have to go to the hospital...heh, my dad got a speeding ticket rushing to the hospital to see if I was okay

...lets see, had Laryngitis/Bronchitis last year, but that was just amusing because of the sounds my voice made...

Key words here - LAZY BASTARD.

:/ AIDS u dont want it

I don't think you really have AIDS.

Me either. Although my parents friends husband had really horrible cancer and now he has it again. Small chance he'll make it. Hes a cool guy too :(

im still fighting a rough and tumble case of the internet blues

I finally got over a nasty case of the blue box blues. Kraft blue box, that is.

Cancer. Boy, was that some kinda fun. Radiation sucks ass.

Yeah I heard it isnt fun.

my worse sickness was when they removed my unborn twin brother from my stomach

QUADE

:eek

HOLY BALLS.

When I was eight months old I had a severe allergic reaction to Penecillin and almost died after breaking out in huge, sickly purple welts. :)

whopping cough
it was teh suck

I was actually bored enough to read zeldabigfan's post about boohooing over a typical year in preschool.

I tore my scrotum back when I was about 14. I actually tore a good hole in it and it to be stiched and stapled. It became infected with staph, ozzed puss a lot, and made me very ill, vomiting, headaches, dizziness, all which hurt like hell.

Ever power vomit with stitches in your junk? It isn't as much fun as it sounds.

Then one testie swelled up to the size of an orange. It had to be drained daily of puss for about two weeks. Damn near had to amputate.

I missed the majority of sixth and seventh grade because of chronic migraines and back problems.

Wait, did you tear it by jacking off?

Yes! I am that hardcore.
I actually tore it while doing jumps in to a lake on a bicycle.

Sickness, death, horrible injuries, we're really getting into the Halloween spirit here.

WHOOPS WRONG ACCOUNT

one time i bugbombed my little house, and didnt air it out afterward and got bible-like shits. like i couldnt stop shitting. no fucking joke i called my mom to take me to the er because thought i was gonna shit my self to death. she just took me to her house and i sleept on the toliet.... :(

Are you sure you weren't eating a sack full of Rectum Rockets from White Castle?

Ever accidently swallowed an air-less balloon?