Darryl? What's he doing here?

TYPHOID FEVER!!! >:

My ankle's broken. >:

Haha I know you fell off a trampoline.

haha
i know what you did last summer :eek

almost died as an infant, malformed valve in stomach or something, took about 8 weeks to find a hospital willing to operate.

now i have a pretty deep scar on my belly i claim to have gotten in a tiger fight

a few months ago i had a horrible fever and i nearly had to go to the hospital because of it

that's the worst sickness in recent memory ;(

Holy shit, that beats my burns any day.

I got arrested once and they pulled my hair!

I remember having extremely bad flu once. I had to eat lots of soup and medicine.

I never get sick because my metabolism is so fast

i had my big toenails removed from both by feet last year (ingrown), which will never grow back, it was pretty painful for a while after but the first time a went to get the bandages changed it was so nasty, as the stitchy area was blue and had a horrible smell coming from it from a 'minor' infection.

it diddnt help that the hospital staff were freaking out while telling me 'not to worry'.

dudefather don't worry, I was born with jaundice!

My eyes were yellow!

something like this i take it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:PHIL_2860_lores.jpg

creepy

it's like at the end of the Thriller video!