post a valentine's day story
Happy V. Day guys! :)
Because it's Valentine's Day I think it's time that we had a thread where we all post love stories! They don't necessarily have to have taken place on Valentine's Day, but you get bonus points if they did! |
Aren't you like 7 days late? :(
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shhhh
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Omg so like. This one time. It was valentines day, and I didn't know what to get my GF, because I really wanted her to like it.... so I didn't get her anything.
And then I felt like shit for a few days =D |
Was Fiona angry? :shudder
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Wait.....
When did I reveal my girlfriend's name? ARE YOU STALKING ME? |
Nah, it's just me Dave. you know, from your home room? Dave! you remember me, right? You have to remember me! You just gotta!
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on valentines day in 2005 I went on to I-Mockery.net and signed up as Guitar Woman
the end |
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That's....Impossible... I haven't heard from him since... since.... The accident...
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...But.. which dave?
..Not the most unique of names... |
Hey, I'm having a party, with pizza and a keg and everything
You should totally come! I live on LLoyd just off Main See you here! :D |
Sorry can't come. Too busy being CREEPED THE FUCK OUT.
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I knew you were going to be like that but it was Erin's idea to invite you
she says she's gonna call you and ask you to come, but whatever dude |
You creep out easily.
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Yeah I do.
But oh well. |
Hummm i got one
On valenties day i went a bought some roses for my now exgirlfriend, whe really just started going out and she was still getting over another relationship, the guy she was going out with before had been a total jerk with her but she liked him cause of the dab boy look and ill treat you like s*#! but u love that and anyhow the guy ended up with her cause he went to another city, we meet via chat cause we had a friend in common and she added my mail just for fun and we liked each other and we started as boyfriend and girlfriend, i was driving to her house ON VALENTINES DAY and in a red light a freaking moron who was overspeeding was not able to stop in time and was going to inevitably crash against me so i tried to change to a dif lane cause there was a large van infront of me and it was gonna get ugly but i coul only get like part of my car out and ended crashing against a cab now i live in mexico an crashing your car in here is a WHOLE DIFERENT BUSSINES we were arguing cause the idiot that was overspeding didnt want to admit it was his fault and the guy in cab had to call his boss (or "Patron" like we say here) cause he could not do anything because it was not his cab and so on, we wait for that guy's boss to come and the guy that was overspeeding had to call his boss cause it's the companys car (im like WTF doesn't anyone own their cars anymore xD jeje) so long story short im there for about 6 hrs and mi car is a total piece of shit, of course i called my ex and told her what was going on and said i was gonna be a little late so when i arrive there SURPRISE SUPRISE His ex!!! in there cause he was feeling down because his girlfriend dumped him (wich of course i knew was BS) but she belived him and felt sorry for him im like OMG WTF i dont mean to be insensitive but i JUST HAD MY CAR CRASHED AND YOU ARE WITH THIS GUY THE GUY WHO YOU TOLD ME TREATED YOU LIKE HIS TOY AND LEFT YOU, BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND DUMPED HIM not to be self centered but i just crashed and i dont like to exagerate but i could have gotten really ugly and ur with him she says she's sorry but theyre still friends (right) so i had to go but not before i made sure that dude got the hell out of there and said see you on sunday cause the rest of the week is going to be really busy so sunday came mi car still was a looking like shit but still i drove to her house and what do you know she is not there, her dad told me she went out to the beach with her brother and sister and that they would be late so i call her on monday cause she did not anwser her phone on sunday and i notice that her voice was cold and indiferent so i said you dont want to be with me anymore and want to go back with him right Im sorry i want to say something to you but i cant say it over the phone she says so im like OK you dont tell me that your going out, dont pick your phone and now want to see me to tell that youre gonna break up with ... I really dont feel like going to your house so lets just break up and i really hope it goes well with this gut this time so that was it i heard a couple of months later that the guy was only with her like a month and leaved again aparently he just wanted to play with his toy for a while, well this sort of things happen and it was last year valentines i still remenber it cause it was the day mi car got crashed but my car is ok now n.n |
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that was my original join date
as that guy |
On valentines day I wasted some money on gifts for my wife and still did not get any sex.
THE END Sob sob sob |
V-day seems to suck.
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what about v-j day
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Not so much, but J-Z day is pretty ill.
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