I am quitting my job on monday
 

since i have been coming here i have been a project manager, done sign repair, tree removal, waited tables (i am the best waiter in the world), been a bar manager, brick layer, and manufactured explosives for the govt, and lied to some russian girls about being an under ware model for calvin klien.

right now i am the CEO of a worldwide compression stocking company, and i fucking hate it. i decided to quit. i am going to be a cook, a writer, and a fuck machine.

and most likely poor.

so suck it wage slaves, i am once again out of the machine and i aint never going back. im too old, and lazy.

Live off the fat of the land.

well, i thought the fuck machine part implied that :rolleyes

You implied homelessness with that.

edit: I thought you said "The machine." My bad

it is always my favorite when a joke works two ways.

my homeless sign will be "will fuck fatties for food"

You could do the sensible thing and stash up paychecks for a while before you quit.

that is the stupidest thing i ever heard.

:lol

i still have a phone number with your name on it in my contact list after all these years, and whenever i scroll past it i wonder if you're having some crazy adventure :o

yes.

it has been an adventure alright. but i can not complain about anything at all.

is this company in maryland? i'm getting my business degree this summer and could use a CEO position.

it is online and i am absolutely terrible at it. i don't think i would expect much from my recommendation.

but a business tip for you, e-commerce! it is the fucking wave of the future.

this is funny I am also quiting my job Monday. Good Luck! Do you like Pink Floyd?

I quit my job back in January, it was the best thing I ever did.

Anyone have resume template suggestions for word?

Use monstercom got templates. Used them for my last two jobs.

Why quit on Monday when you could quit on Friday and an enjoy a long weekend.

I am quitting my job tomorrow aswell. I've been fixing computers and selling computer related shit to people for two years. The job ain't so bad, but the salary is a fucking joke and I hate my boss. This is the first time in my life i'm quitting a job, so i'm really nervous. I shouldn't be, but what can you do.

man sometimes you have to do what will make you happy. Its not so bad just tell him your over it and moving on :) Who the fuck is he

But who the fuck are you?

WELL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????

He is 10k, and he is liked around these parts

I dont remember askng you a fucking thing :lol

My best buddy got a job at the deli I work at, so I'll be sticking around for a while longer. However, when he leaves in December for boot camp, I'm outta there. I'm hoping to get a job at a firing range a few miles away.

wow lordSappington that sounds like a nice time i love fire arms