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Anonymous Nov 21st, 2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Thanks for taking things out of context, Boogie.

I don't care about what happens to me in my school life, because it can't really get much worse.

What I do need to stop caring about is this girl.

Allow me to put things into context for you, Jack:

You don't care about your school life. This girl you're obsessed with is someone you encounter at school almost everyday, thus putting her into your school life.


Still, I do agree with you that your current roster of personality defects does put your school life pretty low.

Emu Nov 21st, 2004 08:38 PM

I wonder how much longer God will allow this high school drama to continue. :(

EisigerBiskuit Nov 21st, 2004 09:16 PM

Damn, she wasn't on.

Quote:

EisigerBiskuit: Increase your penis size today!
EisigerBiskuit: No seriously!
EisigerBiskuit: It's not that hard
EisigerBiskuit: No penis? No problem! For $5.00 more we'll include a brochure for plastic surgeons in US/Canadian Providences
EisigerBiskuit: That's right you fucking bitch, live your cockless life! :-(


The One and Only... Nov 21st, 2004 09:20 PM

lol.

My life feels hollow now. :(

MetalMilitia Nov 21st, 2004 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit
Damn, she wasn't on.

Quote:

EisigerBiskuit: Increase your penis size today!
EisigerBiskuit: No seriously!
EisigerBiskuit: It's not that hard
EisigerBiskuit: No penis? No problem! For $5.00 more we'll include a brochure for plastic surgeons in US/Canadian Providences
EisigerBiskuit: That's right you fucking bitch, live your cockless life! :-(


I was going to do...

"greetings, i am a nigerian businesman and i need you to send me money"

"no"

"well, would you like a bigger penis?"

Mabey one day i will install aim.. *sigh*

The One and Only... Nov 21st, 2004 09:54 PM

Then install it, dumbass.

There are third party services out there, you know. Try looking for one.

Christ, you'd think that you were the one with the shitty life as much time as you spend bitching. GET OFF A MY TERRITORY!!! I LOVES TEH CAPS LOCK !!!!11!!!1!!1!1!1one!!one!

MetalMilitia Nov 21st, 2004 09:57 PM

Quote:

There are third party services out there, you know. Try looking for one.
I have one downloaded on my desktop. i just cannot be bothered to sign up for an account atm.

Jixby Phillips Nov 22nd, 2004 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

I was going to do...

"greetings, i am a nigerian businesman and i need you to send me money"

"no"

"well, would you like a bigger penis?"

Mabey one day i will install aim.. *sigh*

thats HILARIOUS

FS Nov 22nd, 2004 05:09 AM

You truly missed your calling, OAO. You'd make a great goth.

You should run for goth president.

Terra Nov 22nd, 2004 10:02 AM

And you could be his asshole running mate, Igor.

FS Nov 22nd, 2004 10:33 AM

Stick to making inept jibes when it at least makes sense to do so.

Anonymous Nov 22nd, 2004 02:49 PM

She's trying to take back her wounded ego

The One and Only... Nov 22nd, 2004 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FS
You truly missed your calling, OAO. You'd make a great goth.

You should run for goth president.

Goths suck. Stupid attention whores.

kellychaos Nov 22nd, 2004 06:21 PM

So do beta-group pedophile inmates.

mischief Nov 22nd, 2004 07:16 PM

and this thread

The One and Only... Nov 22nd, 2004 07:23 PM

Anyway...

It's looks like this girl has put me on a permanent block, so at least I won't have to put up with any more shit.

Hoo-ray for me. If there is a God out there, he must have decided that it's time for me to move on, and recognized that I can't have much contact with her if it's going to be easy.

There are other girls out there. I just need to keep my eyes open for them. Even a blind gimp with only one arm and a shotgun will hit a fish in the ocean as long as he keeps shooting. He's just got to make sure that he doesn't give up after missing one.

My feelings will fade. My unintelligible depression will end. This girl was entirely wrong for me, anyway; even if I got a few dates, I'm sure I would have left the relationship with as much enthusiasm as I would have entered it.

And so, I search. And once I sense a target, I'll fire again.

mischief Nov 22nd, 2004 07:25 PM

you're going to look back on this someday and feel even more sorry for yourself

The One and Only... Nov 22nd, 2004 07:25 PM

Ironically, immediately after posting this, I receive a message from her.

Emu Nov 22nd, 2004 07:32 PM

Grab her tit, squeeze it, and run. You'll never regret it.*



*well, maybe not never

MetalMilitia Nov 22nd, 2004 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Anyway...

It's looks like this girl has put me on a permanent block, so at least I won't have to put up with any more shit.

Hoo-ray for me. If there is a God out there, he must have decided that it's time for me to move on, and recognized that I can't have much contact with her if it's going to be easy.

There are other girls out there. I just need to keep my eyes open for them. Even a blind gimp with only one arm and a shotgun will hit a fish in the ocean as long as he keeps shooting. He's just got to make sure that he doesn't give up after missing one.

My feelings will fade. My unintelligible depression will end. This girl was entirely wrong for me, anyway; even if I got a few dates, I'm sure I would have left the relationship with as much enthusiasm as I would have entered it.

And so, I search. And once I sense a target, I'll fire again.

Haveing been in a kind of similar situation (minus most of the wierdness) the advice i would give is to try not to think about her too much and occupy yourself with stuff like college work or .. i dunno... fenceing or whatever your hobbies may be.
Use this as an excuse to change your life for the better and stop bieng such a fag.

Either that or go on a killing spree with a TEC9 and home made pipe bombs. : /

AChimp Nov 22nd, 2004 07:46 PM

Agreed. Bury yourself in work, but not stupid crap like proving why capitalism is wrong. That is useless and boring and a waste of time.

The One and Only... Nov 22nd, 2004 08:38 PM

Proving why capitalism is wrong?

When have I EVER done that?

AChimp Nov 22nd, 2004 09:04 PM

I should have said "current system of capitalism."

Anonymous Nov 22nd, 2004 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Quote:

Originally Posted by FS
You truly missed your calling, OAO. You'd make a great goth.

You should run for goth president.

Goths suck. Stupid attention whores.

Part of the reason people quote someone and then put the laughing emoticon is because Rog hasn't figured out how to make a really good "irony" emoticon. That said...

:lol

The One and Only... Nov 22nd, 2004 10:06 PM

Nice try, but I'm not trying to get attention from you assholes. I just use this as a way to vent.

If you're talking about getting attention in real life, it runs a little deeper than that. Everybody needs a girl/guy/whatever sooner or later. Wanting one doesn't make me an attention whore by any means.


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