Oh, and the blind gimp shooting randomly in the ocean is obviously only going to hit the fattest, slowest, fish out there that doesn't have to worry about swimming away from danger because it's so ugly and disgusting that no other fish or fisherman wants to eat it.

So good luck with that one, buddy!

You see, I was actually hoping that you would use the "I'm not looking for attention/I don't care what you guys think" move, and then I would reference your penis thread, but now that you've actually said that, I really don't feel like going back through the forum to find it just to make you look like a bigger tool (no pun intended).

Immature.

You'll never be happy in a relationship if you can't be happy by yourself first. :|

Listen to him, OAO. He's a master when it comes to these things.

OAO IS A FUCKING LOSER FUCKTARD! :lol

:lol


My advice, Jack, is to give up that libertarian shit. I don't think there is any real advice that will stop you being embarrassed about this whole fiasco.

DAMN STRAIGHT. :picklehat

Ditto what Chojin said.

Stupid simian.

I knew enough to correctly predict that you weren't special like you thought you were. :)

Actually, I made the penis thread because I was looking for serious advice and information. It wasn't to get attention.

AChimp... the whole feeling of not being able to comprehend myself has kind of faded, and I realize that on some level, we can never understand ourselves. As for unattainable desires, like libertarian dreams, etc., I'll just have to deal with them.

As far as libertarianism goes, I'm not so sure I can technically be called a libertarian anymore. I'm leaning more towards believing that societies needs to be structured based on certain variable conditions that change with the passage of time. I think that, in many instances, our society would benefit from being more libertarian, but I sincerely doubt that a fully libertarian government could sustain itself in the world's present state of affairs.

Good, as long as you realize that snagging a girlfriend won't make all your problems magically go away.

aww OAOs back to his old self. :)

:alls well that ends well

now if we can just convince him his political theories are boring and shitty all will be right with the forum.

Taking a nap.
jus leave it

At night when I think you could be holding me tight I realize that I made the worst decision of my life....

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend....

Thats so fetch!

Cortney It'll be okay I PROMISE!

I put your picture away I swear I've changed my ways....

THE AVERAGE PENIS IS AT ITS PEAK LENGTH AND GIRTH AT 14.9 YEARS.
- SUE JOHANSON

I am special.

Especially going to rape you.

THE DUDE 3936: hello
Marizzle10: hello whos this
THE DUDE 3936: your lover
Marizzle10: bubye
Marizzle10 signed off at 6:48:42 PM.

Tee hee!

Yeah, she seems to just be immediately blocking people she doesn't know.

She must have realized that I'm not The Dude, considering that I was away from the computer at the time and online.

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes shut up and poke yourself in the eye with your penis.

If your still looking for a third party thing metal try trillion

Yeah, I know someone who uses it. He says it's awesome.

OAO3405: I would try to speak with you, but then I'd be breaking my promise to you. I'm sorry I'm having such a hard time giving up on you. I don't even expect you to say anything back.
Marizzle10: great
OAO3405: I wish you could tell me how I fell for you.
Marizzle10: great
OAO3405: I still miss you. I can't help it.
Marizzle10: great
OAO3405: How is that great?
Marizzle10: great
Marizzle10: any other quesitons
OAO3405: Why do you keep on saying great?
Marizzle10: cuz i wanna
OAO3405: I don't what to do anymore. I don't know what it is I want to say.
OAO3405: I just love you. You can't hate me for that.
Marizzle10: you dont even know what that means
OAO3405: Don't know what what means?
Marizzle10: love
OAO3405: You say I don't, but I do. I know the difference between like and love.
Marizzle10: i bet you do
OAO3405: You aren't the first girl I've felt that way about. I tried to get a girl for three years. Three years, and I still tried despite the fact that I knew that I had no chance. I'm not going to try that with you, because I know that there is no point. I'm just going to try to move on. But what I'm trying to say is, what would you call that feeling?
Marizzle10: nevermind
Marizzle10: who else you liked
OAO3405: It doesn't matter. That was years ago. I try to leave the past in the past; I want to look at the present.
Marizzle10: aight
OAO3405: Right now... you're just the only person I can see that way. That's what matters.
Marizzle10: okay
OAO3405: Who is this: *SN withheld*
Marizzle10: my friend tay tay
OAO3405: Ok.
Marizzle10: why
OAO3405: She just IMed me.
Marizzle10: okay
OAO3405: Boo boo?
Marizzle10 is away at 8:16:02 PM.

...Boo Boo is what the other person called me.

STOP TALKING TO HER.

DAMN IT CHIMP, SCREW YOU AND YOUR LOGIC! >:

Seriously, I will be unable to talk to her for the next four, maybe five days. I think that will do me some good.

Just stop talking to her at all.

What did you think I meant that forced 4-5 days would help with? By the end of it, I should be used to going without talking to her.

OAO, I'm gonna be the nice guy here and tell you that I've been in your shoes. I don't know the circumstances or the pomps but I can tell you that no matter the situation, it'll end up badly. I bagged the girl I was kinda going after (though I wasn't as persistent as you) and we went out for nine months.

I found out later that she was sending letters to her ex saying "I STILL LOVE YOU, LET'S GET BACK TOGETHER" and keeping a box with stuff he gave her under her bed.

So, the moral is, you'll never be happy. So stop trying, it's pissing people off.