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liquidstatik Jul 12th, 2008 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 567624)
I don't have a reason to actually think about this.

Oh tadao :lol

liquidstatik Jul 12th, 2008 12:58 AM

THIS IS FO MY PEOPLES THAT JUST LOST SOMEBODY

MetalMilitia Jul 12th, 2008 07:31 AM


wobzire Jul 12th, 2008 09:40 AM

That, is an adorable animal. I am at work ON SATURDAY. AGAIN.

HickMan Jul 12th, 2008 10:00 AM

That's what you get for being Jewish

wobzire Jul 12th, 2008 10:02 AM

Yeah I guess. Jews have put up with worse.

wobzire Jul 12th, 2008 10:02 AM

Wait! I'm almost 80% certain I'm not Jewish.

HickMan Jul 12th, 2008 11:17 AM

shutup yes u are

wobzire Jul 12th, 2008 11:21 AM

more like YOU ARE!

MetalMilitia Jul 12th, 2008 01:15 PM

Where the heck is everyone today?

liquidstatik Jul 12th, 2008 01:23 PM

i'm here :x

liquidstatik Jul 12th, 2008 01:23 PM

not for long, though!

wobzire Jul 12th, 2008 01:37 PM

I'm here. All day long. Sweet.

MetalMilitia Jul 12th, 2008 01:39 PM

Later I'm going to watch Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanimo Bay. The first one was pretty funny despite being a teen comedy and apparently the second is better.

wobzire Jul 12th, 2008 01:43 PM

Honestly they are about the same. Personally I liked the first a smidge more.

HickMan Jul 12th, 2008 02:01 PM

Hey guys I'm goin to the Cell nightclub in youngstown!

It's really shitty and that building in the background is the federal prison :x

wobzire Jul 12th, 2008 02:05 PM

You stay classy HickMan!

HickMan Jul 12th, 2008 02:17 PM

stfu!

wobzire Jul 12th, 2008 02:20 PM

Honestly though looks fun I’m jealous

liquidstatik Jul 12th, 2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 567767)
Later I'm going to watch Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanimo Bay. The first one was pretty funny despite being a teen comedy and apparently the second is better.

as far as teen comedies go, i think superbad beat 'em all :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 12th, 2008 03:26 PM

"The cell" looks pretty classy

Pub Lover Jul 12th, 2008 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wild Wallace (Post 567823)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Fox (Post 567798)
the obongs!!!:domo

and code monkeys is kinda funny. Cockgoblin:sleep

I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH THESE CHOICES. >:


Wally, she's 13. ;)

STOP FIGHTING WITH A LITTLE GIRL, JERK. >:

Tadao Jul 12th, 2008 09:11 PM

:love

bigtimecow Jul 12th, 2008 09:28 PM

what's up guyz

i'm playing poker with some friends right now and one of them accidentally hit the table and the cards flipped over. what a fucking retard

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 12th, 2008 09:48 PM

You should stand up for your table and hit them with it.

Guitar Woman Jul 12th, 2008 09:51 PM

I'm a bad poker player as I always bet my entire stockpile of chips when I want to bluff someone out

Guitar Woman Jul 12th, 2008 09:52 PM

It'll work some day, I swear to god

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2008 12:57 AM

GUYS I KNOW I BRING THIS UP AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH, BUT WHERE IS PILLOWFIGHT? :'(

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2008 12:58 AM

she IMd me the other day long enough to call mea jerk for not remembering her AIM name & that she's havin fun being drunk a lot then signed off, AND I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER SINCE

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2008 12:59 AM

I USED TO HAVE THE BIGGEST E-CRUSH ON HER EVER GUYS :'(

Guitar Woman Jul 13th, 2008 01:35 AM

Pillowfight was a girl?

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2008 01:49 AM

she better have been >:

HickMan Jul 13th, 2008 02:26 AM

she posted pictures of cats i bet she was hot. guys im drunk again from THE CELL

HickMan Jul 13th, 2008 02:27 AM

I told people I was a future veteran and they bought me drinks. What idiots!

Tadao Jul 13th, 2008 02:34 AM

lol arent you supposed to be at a show or is that next week

HickMan Jul 13th, 2008 02:42 AM

Next week I'm gong to chicago for animal collective and they're way cooler then clubs. even though clubs have hot girls i danced and TOTALLY MADE OUT WITH :bejealous

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 09:03 AM

WELLLL. I'm at work again.

MetalMilitia Jul 13th, 2008 09:04 AM

And I'm at home again. I want to play a game but I'm bored of everything.

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 09:07 AM

have you tried porn?

MetalMilitia Jul 13th, 2008 09:08 AM

My girlfriend is sitting 3 meters to my left. I'm not sure if she'd approve. :(

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 09:10 AM

are you sure she wouldn't???

MetalMilitia Jul 13th, 2008 09:16 AM

Yeah, pretty much.

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 09:22 AM

Yeah I hear that.

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2008 11:27 AM

:lol

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 11:46 AM

Wow, there's some fun in here....

Hi?

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2008 11:49 AM

'elo :o

MetalMilitia Jul 13th, 2008 11:50 AM

Are you doing housework, Shrubfest?

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 11:51 AM

NO! Amazing....

I spent all day reading. It was GREAT.

I'll have to make tea later though...

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 11:58 AM

Here you all are! I almost actually did some work. IT'S SUNDAY for crap sake.

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2008 12:02 PM

lol you really hate work don't ya?

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 12:02 PM

Oooh. Work? No. Stay, chat crap....they'll understand...

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 12:03 PM

When I have to come into the office YES. When I get to work from my home office I fucking love it.

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2008 12:06 PM

whurr ya work? ;o

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 12:07 PM

i'm at work and it's not so bad guys..

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 12:07 PM

Fraud prevention at a bank.

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 12:07 PM

It is a laugh a minute let me tell you.

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 12:09 PM

Mischief, where do you work?

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 12:10 PM

should i say? hmm....

i work for a travel company that caters exclusively to las vegas. and NO i do not work in the call center or do sales. i hate sales

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 12:14 PM

The sales people in the office here are one of the main reasons I hate coming into the office. YOU SHOP AT THE MALL HOLY SHIT TELL ME MORE! YOU AND YOUR GRRRL FRIENDS LIKE TO DRINK AT THE CLUB THIS IS SO INTERESTING!

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2008 12:14 PM

u work for the mafia? :eek

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 12:15 PM

Ooh. Holidays.

I never go on holiday. Or work. Hmmm.

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 567939)
u work for the mafia? :eek

man i'm so bad at keeping secrets :(

HickMan Jul 13th, 2008 12:21 PM

With a name like mischief you KNOW he's trouble!

Hey guys who wants to join the army with me? I'll get 2000 dollars and a promotion.

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 12:23 PM

i don't have a dick

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 12:24 PM

Do you want one? We can share.

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 12:26 PM

how big is it?

HickMan Jul 13th, 2008 12:27 PM

You don't need a dick to join the army :rolleyes

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 12:29 PM

but you need a dick to be a "he"
or at least plan on having one

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 12:30 PM

I'm scared now and would like to back out on the proposed transaction. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 12:33 PM

is it that small wob?

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 12:38 PM

Is there any answer I could give that would convince you otherwise?

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 12:39 PM

If there was that probably wasn't it.

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 12:39 PM

a picture

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 12:39 PM

No that won't work I'm trying to convince you it's NOT small.

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 12:40 PM

Change of topic: SOME SCARY LOOKING PEOPLE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR, BUT I HAVE NO KEYS. BUT THEY KNOW I'M HERE.....

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 12:42 PM

but i'm still concerned about wobzire's small penis

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 12:42 PM

Scary how? Like dangerous minority scary? Or townsfolk with torches and pitchforks scary?

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 12:46 PM

Like jehova scary....people in suits....without clipboards.

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 12:48 PM

you would have been better off with the townsfolk

MetalMilitia Jul 13th, 2008 12:53 PM

You can't get out of your own house, Shrub?

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 12:57 PM

At the backdoor, but we're running short on front door keys, so everyone else took one out with them, an i aint got one.

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 01:00 PM

i hope your house doesn't light on fire and you die a horrible death

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2008 01:01 PM

Shrubfest is a girl that likes to get in through the backdoor. :tadao

HickMan Jul 13th, 2008 01:01 PM

Grab a weapon to hit them with! Preferably something blunt and hard to cause internal d-d-d-damage!

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 01:03 PM

Maybe you should hear them out? I bet they have some great ideas on enriching your life.

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 01:03 PM

Hickman, I cant get to them! The door is in the way!

An they left now. Yay!

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 01:04 PM

And ta, Pub.

HickMan Jul 13th, 2008 01:29 PM

Wait so you need a key to open your door from the inside? That's F'd up :x

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 01:33 PM

Not really. Thats the way locks work. You turn the key, it doesnt open til you turn it again.

MetalMilitia Jul 13th, 2008 01:34 PM

It's called a dead lock. :posh

Shrubfest Jul 13th, 2008 01:36 PM

Oof, knowledgable!

HickMan Jul 13th, 2008 01:39 PM


this is who I'll be training!

Sethomas Jul 13th, 2008 02:57 PM

By giving him target practice?

Tadao Jul 13th, 2008 03:03 PM

He's got dreamy eye.

If you dream about being raped.

And your a man.

Esuohlim Jul 13th, 2008 03:26 PM

DO WE SERIOUSLY LET SHRUBFEST POST IN THIS THREAD BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL?

Y'ALL ARE GAY

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2008 03:28 PM

It's the same reason we let GW post in here. :blah

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2008 03:39 PM

MILHOUSE IS THE REASON YOU DON'T POST IN THIS THREAD CAUSE SHE'S A GIRL?

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 03:41 PM

Are girls not supposed to post here?

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2008 03:44 PM

Esuohlim wants no one to post in here.

wobzire Jul 13th, 2008 03:47 PM

I can see why.


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