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Editorials - Husbandry: Chapter 1
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BoMToons Jan 15th, 2008 04:08 AM

Your wife must be one proud woman Max.

stevetothepast Jan 15th, 2008 04:15 AM

"there is no sex" priceless

Styled Executioner Jan 15th, 2008 08:29 AM

This is why I'm into Polygamy.

wobzire Jan 15th, 2008 09:34 AM

That was enlightening. Electrifyingly enlightening. Like lightening. I guess. Well I'm going to go ahead and postpone the engagement until I've read chapter two.

incognit000 Jan 15th, 2008 11:43 AM

My father is the first man on his side of the family to have remained loyal to his life. Considering the horrible, painful divorce that happened when I was five, this is clearly not the way to go.

Fluke Jan 15th, 2008 12:31 PM

The sex is a lie.
The sex is a lie.
The sex is a lie.
The sex... Is a .... Lie....

panopticism Jan 15th, 2008 02:28 PM

i knew everyone was lying when they were talking about how great sex is. i lost my virginity when i was 16 and havent really wanted to do it again since then. max, you are truly a god among men.

Pihlak101 Jan 15th, 2008 04:09 PM

I know someone named Collette. She's my English teacher.

mburbank Jan 15th, 2008 04:36 PM

My wife and a friend of hers deserve credit for the idea for this book. They teased the idea out of jokes I was making at her expense.

Fathom Zero Jan 15th, 2008 04:36 PM

You're no Puritan, Max.

Protoclown Jan 15th, 2008 06:33 PM

Whew! Thanks for showing me that marriage is a terrible mistake! That was close! Well, I mean, it would be if I was dating anyone.

Or had in the last year...but still, thanks for the tips! You can never be too careful!

Desert_Screams Jan 16th, 2008 12:25 AM

We laugh 'cause it's funny, and we laugh 'cause it's true.

thecatillaccat Jan 16th, 2008 12:27 AM

Marriage? Wayne told me it was a punishment for shoplifting in some countries...

dj boobs Jan 16th, 2008 12:51 AM

But winter is the best time for sweaters!

Durin Jan 16th, 2008 01:36 AM

Now now, there is really amazing sex out there, and you even said the source. People who star in porn get to enjoy, and they spend their entire lives rubbing it in our faces (someone get me a paper towel or something) Some other people such as presidents and CEOs also get to enjoy such things occasionally. Other than that you seem to be dead on the spot man, lookin forward to ch.2

Count Mek Jan 17th, 2008 07:31 AM

Thank for this article, made me realize my current relationship was a sham... She's still pounding on the front door to get in...

mburbank Jan 17th, 2008 10:47 AM

Don't let anyone see! It's way better to infuriate her into locking you out and then allow neighbor to overhear you sympathetically telling her through the door that you understand her need for space. Once this is done, you can climb in a back window you've left open.

Oska_Go_Wilde Jan 17th, 2008 05:08 PM

Who needs marriage when there's always Mad-Libs and replacing every blank space with "poop?" It's everything people say marriage is: fullfilling, ecstatic, and purely joyous... you know... Just without the annoying other person.

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