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Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Right now anyone in the south of the South Island of New Zealand can tune into 1440 AM & hear me completely balls up the Morning News & Weather as it's my first day. :)

Oh yesterday me, you had it so easy. You remembered some of your training, you had a bit more sleep, & you didn't have the Rural Farm Bullitin to do... you had it so fucking easy. I hate you yesterday me. :)

Hey guys, I'm really freaking the fuck out. :)

I'm trying to calm down by treating it as a joke. :)

It's not fucking working, & the minutes keep counting down. :)

Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! :)

Why doesn't knowing it's all in my head make it go away?

Fuckity Fucks! :)

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by On Sep 25 2005, Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Chojin
There is no possible way to ruin a thread like this, no matter how hard pub tries


:lol

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by On Aug 31 2005, Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
This page sould be about the the foundation of Venice. :rolleyes

You know what? FUCK THE FUCKING INTERNET IN IT'S FUCKING FUCK HOLE, THE FUCKING STUPID FUCKING FUCK BAG! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!.

Hmm, I think I'm a bit stressed. I say, er scream, my fuck speech at least twice a day. :/

Anyway, you fucking stupid American fucks & your fucking stupid internet. You can't just say London, you have to fucking say London, England. & the same for fucking Venice. If you say Venice to a fuckhead fucking American they say "Which Venice?" WHICH FUCKING VENICE?! THE VENICE! THE VENICE THAT WAS FULL OF PEOPLE & INSPIRING GENIUS ARTISTS WHILE YOUR FUCKING PISSPOOR NATION WAS STILL IN THE HANDS OF THE FUCKING INDIANS. >:

VENICE FUCKING ITALY MY FUCKING ARSE! >:

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim


JESSICA ALBA >:

That's what I was looking for. :(

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 10:18 AM


Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 10:23 AM

OK Brian, to further take my mind away from my overwhelming incompetence tell me about Thuy3.

bigtimecow Jan 24th, 2006 10:57 AM

i have a video on my computer of willie eatting his beard

it was kewl

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
OK Brian, to further take my mind away from my overwhelming incompetence tell me about Thuy3.

She died. :tear

She was the best power ranger of all.

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:08 PM

No way! the original Blue Ranger kicked ass!

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bigtimebanned
i have a video on my computer of willie eatting his beard

it was kewl

Yes, it is.

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
No way! the original Blue Ranger kicked ass!


Dungarees!

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 12:29 PM

Ok ok, best FEMALE power ranger. >:

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 12:33 PM


Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:36 PM

I didn't notice till it was pointed out to me in the last month that the Yellow Ranger was asian & the Black Ranger was... erm, scandalizable. :(

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 12:38 PM

I bet you didn't also notice that the black ranger was missing a finger. He hid it really well.

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 12:38 PM

I'm kinda ashamed to know this shit. :(

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:40 PM

Wait! The Black Ranger was Radar O'Riley? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:42 PM


He does look a bit like Billy Blue Ranger. :/

Pub Lover Jan 24th, 2006 12:47 PM

Hey MetalMillitia, or any other UK mocker, do you remember the Village with Three Corners? Man, that takes me back. :(

Chojin Jan 24th, 2006 01:02 PM

The blue ranger was the only one that actually practised a martial art ;<

Emu Jan 24th, 2006 01:05 PM

I have three questions:

Why was the Black Ranger black, why was the Yellow Ranger Asian, and why was the Green Ranger German? :(

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 01:05 PM

Yeah the Green Ranger should've been Irish.

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 01:05 PM

Son of a bitch sevenforce you're supposed to post the page break image!

Emu Jan 24th, 2006 01:08 PM

Quit pointing your hammer at me

Seven Force Jan 24th, 2006 01:09 PM

Yeah, fuck you GW! Who are you to judge? At least we know how to link images properly. >:


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