Flesh and Blood
 

I saw the start of this movie long ago on AMC, and I thought it looked kickass, with all the mercenary fighting, and invading of a castle. Then I went to bed, thinking I'll go find the movie someday.
It slipped my mind, until I found it at Wal-Mart 2 years later, today. I picked it up, hoping for some crazy ass sword fighting, killing.

Little did I know it's Princess heroine was a slut. Wow, she threw herself upon the anti-hero/Villian charachter. And most of the movie was about whores, rape, princess sex, a statue of a Saint Martin (which later impalled a cardinal in the throat) and a little side story of true love (even if the princess was bonking the villian) and a little killing.

It was like watching some sort of Medival Porno that included the black plauge. Oh, it showed skin every ten seconds. It would of been better if more then 3 of the female cast was hot. But you know...

Decent movie I guess.

Shut the fuck up.

Flesh and Blood was awesome.

Totally rad to the max, it was.

And still is.

You son of a bitch.

You'll undersand once the first few years of puberty are over Spectre.

Well fuck, it was decent. I was expecting fights to the death every ten seconds. Not some dumb bitch of a princess who doesn't have the sense to jump out of a wagon that was just hyjacked by Mercs.

OH NO!!! The dangerous speeds of 6 mph!!!