I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Could you post after each of them and say their name, because then I might start to see the differnces. :x

Haha, I kid, but they can both go to hel.. ;)

liquidstatik

Dec 7th, 2008 05:20 AM

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 05:23 AM

That isn't a font size. :rolleyes

you can't get paased 20, I think. :(

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 05:25 AM

SEVEN?

TEN?

bullshit, i say. >:

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 05:41 AM

Happy Birthday, Liquidstatik. :)

Now you're 21 you can get all the booze you want, and that'll help now that you've totally greyed out the "I forgot how old I am" excuse with the girls. ;)

Tadao

Dec 7th, 2008 05:48 AM

Dear LS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 11:15 AM

If I was a mod all I would do is label youtube links and be ranty about doing it.

I don't need that. >:

DON'T MAKE PUB A MOD! :eek

Tadao

Dec 7th, 2008 11:28 AM

I labeled it.

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 11:34 AM

I guess you labeled it with yer dick, and that's why I can't see it. >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 600077)

So i'm playing neverwinter nights, AGAIN, and also writing some stand-up comedy, in case i ever accidentally go to Lake Geneva, WI.

How many people here tonight have named their first born "Gary"?
Two people... not bad. OK, how many of those are girls? The same hands went up! Unbelieveable!

Seriously though... You should name a girl GYGAX! It just sounds spooky, right? Sure, she'll be a virgin until she's 35, but that's what Dad's want, right?

Uuuuuuggggghhh (cough), so anyway, speaking of not having sex, I started building a Monk character just a couple days ago...

(crickets chirp)

A monk who was multiclassed.

I wanted versatile kick-assery.

So i multiclassed him with a Wizard.

(Chuckles, claps and a couple of boos)

I'm sorry sir, what did you say?

(Yer mother's a wizard... on my face!! [followed by imbelic laughter])

Rigghhhhhhtttt!!! I think you need to put some more points into yer Heckler skill, sir. Either that or you should ask yer Dungeon Master to re-roll the percentile dice for yer mother to not sit down on yer Dad's dick while he's jerking off.

I did say it was great to be here, didn't I?
So yeah, i went for a Monk/Wizard combo.... but here's the punchline. I took the skills i needed to became an Arcane Archer (Race:Elf, Attack bonus +6, Weapon focus: Long bow, Never leave yer Mom's attic:affirmitive)

and after 8th level I didn't get the Arcane Archer option!!!!

I guess ya just gotta be a Fighter or a Cleric or a Ranger or a Paladin, nowadays.... Or an Elf who's NOT circumcized!! Isn't that right, ladies?

(crowd throws rotten vegetables with a skill rank of 1000)

On a par with Classic Fartin! :praise

Tadao

Dec 7th, 2008 11:36 AM

liquidstatik

Dec 7th, 2008 02:13 PM

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 02:20 PM

This video is not available in my country? Even if I click the link I have no idea what it's for, stupid New Zealand.

You're welcome, Danny.

Tadao

Dec 7th, 2008 03:01 PM

(///_-) O-(-'.'-Q)

Spoilers!
Kirby right hooks emo kid

Esuohlim

Dec 7th, 2008 04:01 PM

Tadao what's it like being 40 years old and posting on an internet message board full of children

Esuohlim

Dec 7th, 2008 04:05 PM

KIDZ-ZONE™

NO GROWN-UPS ALLOWED

RaNkeri

Dec 7th, 2008 04:09 PM

ne1 of u guyz seen da puniser alredy?

Esuohlim

Dec 7th, 2008 04:12 PM

Hey Rankeri why don't you go finnish what you were doing elsewhere :rolleyes

RaNkeri

Dec 7th, 2008 04:16 PM

what?

RaNkeri

Dec 7th, 2008 04:19 PM

haha, nevermind, i got it

Tadao

Dec 7th, 2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 600454)

Tadao what's it like being 40 years old and posting on an internet message board full of children

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

Tadao

Dec 7th, 2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 600452)

my package left the USPS facility in ********* which is the same city that ******* lives in, soooooo ;D

I hear there are a lot on ******s there. :o

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 600461)

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

Nuh uh. I am pretty sure he is persecuted and made to feel worthless.

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 07:55 PM

Shrubfest

Dec 7th, 2008 08:12 PM

Damn straight.

Wish me luck, people.
My first coursework hand-in. I think everythings finished.

Oh God.

Sam	Dec 7th, 2008 08:21 PM

KICK SOME FUCKING ASS, OKAY?

Sam	Dec 7th, 2008 08:22 PM

THAT IS JUST LIKE SAYING "GOOD LUCK".

Guitar Woman

Dec 7th, 2008 08:41 PM

Did someone already make a girl Chojin joke

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 08:51 PM

Try reading the file name of the above gif. :(

I wanna 'ave yer babbies, Shrub. :(

Esuohlim

Dec 7th, 2008 09:22 PM

Pffft Chojin himself is female Chojin

Esuohlim

Dec 7th, 2008 09:24 PM

Also I'm totally over you now Shrub :rolleyes

Where's drumming4buddha >:

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 09:31 PM

THE SAME PLACE ALL THE LYING, NO-GOOD, CHEATING, LOW-DOWN, WHOREBAG SKANKS GO. >:

pac-man

Dec 7th, 2008 09:39 PM

Texas?

Misdemonar

Dec 7th, 2008 09:40 PM

IM HIGH BUT I WANNA GET HIGAH

pac-man

Dec 7th, 2008 09:46 PM

I'm high but I wanna get drunker :\

nothing4buddha

Dec 7th, 2008 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 600505)

Also I'm totally over you now Shrub :rolleyes

Where's drumming4buddha >:

idk

pac-man

Dec 7th, 2008 09:50 PM

There she is.

Found her!

Esuohlim

Dec 7th, 2008 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothing4buddha (Post 600514)

idk

Hi! :D

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 10:25 PM

Esuohlim

Dec 7th, 2008 11:24 PM

I'll take my chances :(

Tadao

Dec 7th, 2008 11:32 PM

They don't have the Fishbone Version :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdE7x0W3j9g

nothing4buddha

Dec 7th, 2008 11:39 PM

how's it going everybody :)

Pub Lover

Dec 7th, 2008 11:39 PM

Esuohlim

Dec 7th, 2008 11:54 PM

Fathom Zero

Dec 7th, 2008 11:58 PM

Bullet Witch is either Satan or Battletoads in terms of difficulty, I just can't decide which.

Aaarg

Dec 8th, 2008 12:07 AM

i got $3.75 in wheat pennies today including two steel cents.

my life is exciting.

i just got off work about 15 minutes ago and i go back in four hours from now!

nothing4buddha

Dec 8th, 2008 12:48 AM

well that's too bad :<

Fathom Zero

Dec 8th, 2008 12:52 AM

I start Winter work next Sunday.

Fathom Zero

Dec 8th, 2008 07:31 AM

Biggest Business Opportunities from Vietnam with the best Vietnam shoes

executioneer

Dec 8th, 2008 10:12 AM

guys i think i have conjunctivitis this sucks >:

Kitsa

Dec 8th, 2008 10:40 AM

I have a lot to do and I don't want to do any of it

and how come the dog needs to pee more often when it's cold out

:(

Grislygus

Dec 8th, 2008 11:20 AM

AHAHAHAHA SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE TO BUGGING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MOODY OREGON HELLHOLE FOR A FULL GLORIOUS WEEK WITH BOOZE AND FRIENDS AND SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SUNSHINE

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY THEMESONG FOR DECEMBER

pac-man

Dec 8th, 2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 600575)

Biggest Business Opportunities from Vietnam with the best Vietnam shoes

I can only imagine the painstaking craftsmanship and immaculate quality of the best Vietnam shoes.

Shrubfest

Dec 8th, 2008 12:48 PM

I feel really shitty.

I need time off, beer, sex and sleep.

I have none.

Esuohlim

Dec 8th, 2008 12:53 PM

I WILL GIVE YOU SEX >: >: >: >: >: >:

SAM'S NOT HERE OK LET'S DO THIS THING

Shrubfest

Dec 8th, 2008 12:54 PM

But you love buddha now!

pac-man

Dec 8th, 2008 12:55 PM

Love is no prerequisite for sex.

Shrubfest

Dec 8th, 2008 12:56 PM

Shh.....

Lust, then.

Guitar Woman

Dec 8th, 2008 12:58 PM

hey shrubfest let's you and me lez it up a little

pac-man

Dec 8th, 2008 12:58 PM

Nice try. Sex the man.

Shrubfest

Dec 8th, 2008 01:01 PM

Mmmmm. Internet orgy.

Guitar Woman

Dec 8th, 2008 01:07 PM

Come on, Gus, Oregon's not THAT BAD

Esuohlim

Dec 8th, 2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600610)

But you love buddha now!

Yes but I am about 450 pounds I have enough love for like three or four :picklehat

Neen	Dec 8th, 2008 01:28 PM

The womin. How much fer da womin?

Tadao

Dec 8th, 2008 01:38 PM

Sup ladies?

Kitsa

Dec 8th, 2008 01:49 PM

I'm supposed to write my own bio for like 4 different places and I can't think of anything relevant to say and I'm bad at this.

Esuohlim

Dec 8th, 2008 01:51 PM

SAY THIS: "ASHYRQWNF@#QFSDACASD#%WEASDFSDAGF@#$%WAERFSD"

Kitsa

Dec 8th, 2008 01:55 PM

That's one down, 3 to go.

I was thinking of saying I was a stupid fat whore who's boring.

Tadao

Dec 8th, 2008 01:56 PM

Yeah, the Bio part sucks. Talk about your cancer and how you survived it. People will buy your art. Hell put pink ribbons on the frames! SELL OUT KITSA! IT'S CALLING YOU!

Esuohlim

Dec 8th, 2008 02:00 PM

I never called you a stupid fat whore ok I'm not an asshole

Colonel Flagg

Dec 8th, 2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600631)

I was thinking of saying I was a stupid fat whore who's boring.

You sound like one of the "Gits":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtyO4tmpPdk

Kitsa

Dec 8th, 2008 02:08 PM

Heh.

This has made me testy.

One magazine bought a picture of one of my closets for $25. I don't think my cancer thing is relevant to it- maybe my OCD thing.

Sam	Dec 8th, 2008 03:34 PM

I'M HERE NOW AND GOING STRONG OFF TWO WHOLE HOURS OF SLEEP, LET'S THE DAMN THING. >:

Pub Lover

Dec 8th, 2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600607)

I feel really shitty.

*HUGS*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600607)

I need time off, beer, sex and sleep.

I have none.

I HAVE A LARGE SUPPLY OF ALL OF THOSE THINGS, IT IS ALL OF POOR QUALITY, BUT I HOPE IT IS BETTER THAN NOTHING

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 600618)

Yes but I am about 450 pounds I have enough love for like three or four :picklehat

WHEN DID YOU GET FAT? >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 600634)

I never called you a stupid fat whore ok I'm not an asshole

I AM PRETTY SURE I HAVE ;(

ALSO, NOT THE WORST THING I'VE BEEN INFERED TO SAY TO HER

Kitsa

Dec 8th, 2008 04:28 PM

fuck if i care what you guys say to me

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 8th, 2008 04:30 PM

I went to see Stella last night. 3 hour drive. The weather wasn't bad but apparently Erie, Pennsylvania doesn't salt their roads and instead uses sand which causes non-stop slush. After the show I got snubbed by them while getting a poster signed. Not even a hey or eye contact. I'm not impressed.

Pub Lover

Dec 8th, 2008 04:35 PM

BUT DID IT MAKE UP FOR GETTING DITCHED BY YOUR SLUTTY SKANK OF A GIRLFRIEND?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 600662)

fuck if i care what you guys say to me

AWWW... *NON-BONER HUGS*

Esuohlim

Dec 8th, 2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 600661)

WHEN DID YOU GET FAT? >:

Whoops sorry it's hard keeping track of my internet persona :o

Sam	Dec 8th, 2008 04:50 PM

WHATEVER YOU FAT HACK OF A MODERATOR.

Esuohlim

Dec 8th, 2008 05:10 PM

If you have any suggestions concerning what I could do to make I-Mockery a better place please shoot me an email and let me know!

Fathom Zero

Dec 8th, 2008 05:14 PM

Hey Guitar Woman, did you find another copy of Pokemon or are you still waiting for me?

Sam	Dec 8th, 2008 05:56 PM

FATHOM ZERO

Asila

Dec 8th, 2008 07:17 PM

HEY I'M GONNA BE AN ALCOHOLIC WHEN I GROW UP

Kitsa

Dec 8th, 2008 08:02 PM

I hate sending out Christmas cards :( It feels like a total waste and do people even keep them?

Pub Lover

Dec 8th, 2008 08:20 PM

I STILL HAVE EVERY XMAS AND BDAY CARD GIVEN TO ME >:

I HAVE HOARDER GENES PRETTY MUCH FROM EVERY DIRECTION, SO I BIN AS MUCH AS I CAN, BUT I CAN NEVER GET MYSELF TO DITCH THE CARDS. >:

THEN I LOOK THROUGH THEM AND GENTLY WEEP >:

Fathom Zero

Dec 8th, 2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 600697)

FATHOM ZERO

SAM SAM BOH BAM BANANA FANNAH FOH FAM FEE FIE FOH FAM... SAAAAAM

Sam	Dec 8th, 2008 09:01 PM

FATHOM ZERO

Pub Lover

Dec 8th, 2008 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 600646)

[I would punch] All but one of my lechers.
BECAUSE THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR SLEEP.

I'd let you sleep as much as you want. ;)

Sam	Dec 8th, 2008 09:09 PM

SHRUBFEST I WOULD LET YOU SLEEP AND GO TO YOUR LECTURES FOR YOU AND TAKE THE MOST WONDERFUL NOTES AND WHEN I CAME BACK I'D BRING YOU COFFEE OR TEA. :tear

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