do i masterbate in the flowers before hand?

No, that would constitute creepy.

MAKE SURE THE ROSES HAVE RAZORS IN THEM :(

Do i cut myself with them?

YOU'RE NOT HELPING B.M. >:

How is she supposed to know he loves her if he doesn't hurt her?

IF SHE IS SMART SHE'LL CATCH ON.

ok So i go to her house which i found through extensive stalking and ring her door bell with razor flowers.


pub lover is the best on giving me this type of advice :(

loveline forum >:

BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(

i am only 19 :(

BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 19 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(

Hey did I tell you guys that i met a girl who likes me :(?

Did that really happen or are you just making that up?

WE MAY NEVER KNOW :(

HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN?

ONE TIME I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIRL AT THE BEACH AND SHE GOT HER BOYFRIEND TO BEAT ME UP, SO NO. :(

WERE YOU LOOKING WITH YOUR EYES OR WITH YOUR HANDS?

NEITHER OF THOSE :(

WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE LOOKING WITH?

A 8 FOOT METAL POLE COATED IN BUTTER :(

I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT GIRL WITH AN 8 FOOT POLE.

WHAT IF IT WAS COATED IN BUTTER?

ONE TIME, I ATE A STICK OF BUTTER. :(

I BET YOU DID TUBBY >:

IT WAS A DARE. :rolleyes

OH HOW SAD :( DID YOUR FRIENDS SAY "I BET YOU CAN EAT A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER LUNCHBOX."?

NO, THEY SAID " I DON'T SEE HOW ANYONE COULD EAT A WHOLE FUCKING STICK OF BUTTER."

AND I SAID, "I'LL DO IT."

AND I DID IT. :(

IT WAS ONLY ONE STICK.

I BET YOU SOILED YOUR DRAWERS JUMPING OUT OF YOUR CHAIR TO VOLENTEER FOR THAT POSITION.

NO, MY DRAWERS WERE IN THE DRESSER. :rollyees

MUST BE A BIG DRESSER :(

HEY I THINK I SAW THAT PICTURE IN THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM :rolleyes

I DON'T THINK YOU DID, BECAUSE ONLY SMART PEOPLE GO TO PHILOSOPHY FORUM. :rolleyes

AT LEAST I CAN FIT INTO THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM

DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY TRIP OVER YOUR OWN FAT WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING FOR THE PHOTOSHOP AND CAPTION FORUM AND FALL INTO THE PHILO FORUM? :rolleyes

FAT PEOPLE DON'T RUN :rolleyes

THEY DO WHEN THEY SEE A TWINKIE. >:

I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT >:

IF YOU WENT HOME, YOU WOULD SEE MY THEORY IN ACTION. >:

WHY WOULD YOU BE AT MY HOUSE?

SCOUTING FOR WHEN YOUR MOM AND I HAVE OUR KNIFE FIGHT.

DID I TELL YOU MY MOM BROKE HER ANKLE ON SATURDAY AND HAD TO HAVE SURGERY ON MONDAY? BECAUSE THAT MIGHT CAUSE SOME DELAYS :(

DAMMIT.

MORE TIME FOR PRACTICING MY KNIFING SKILLS. :(

IT WON'T TAKE THAT LONG TO HEAL :rolleyes

I HOPE IT HEALS FAST. AND I'M GLAD THAT HER ANKLE IS ALL SHE BROKE. :(

IS THAT A THREAT? >:

I DON'T KNOW, IS IT?

SRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT BUT I REALLY WANT A CIGARETTE :(

DON'T USE CODE. WE ALL KNOW YOU REALLY WANT A FAG.





FAG. >:

WHY WOULD I GO AWAY TO GET A FAG WHEN I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE IN THIS THREAD? >:

WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER TO MAKE UP SOMETHING ORIGINAL WHEN YOU COULD USE THE MOST OBVIOUS COMEBACK. >: :rolleyes

JUST STAYING WITH THE THEME :(

THAT SEEMS LIKE YOUR THEME ALL THE TIME.

EXCEPT THOSE TIMES YOU SAID SOMETHING I WASN'T EXPECTING. :(

"I'LL BE BACK, HA I BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT" :lastactionheroreference:(

Actually... I was expecting some sort of reference. :/

damn


WELL I WOULD LOVE TO CONTINUE THIS WONDERFUL CONVERSATION BUT I NEED TO PEE AND DO HOMEWORK :(

:rolleyes SAM

10:09 PM
>:
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YEAH THAT"S WHAT I THOUGHT
10:10 PM
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now! hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now! hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
I DON"T THINK YOU ARE REALLY BUSY
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
EVERYTHINGWILLSUCK
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!
hahahahaha ok please leave me alone i am busy right now!

Do you frequently have to apologize for your penis blunders?

MY PENIS NEVER MAKES MISTAKES. >:

Sure sir, that i how you feel, but what about the ladies?

what ladies? :(

Exactly, my good man. What ladies you ask. Why the ladies that you are sure to get if you buy my new book Pimpin' ain't easy, BITCH GET OVER HERE.

Does it come on tape so I can listen to it in my car and hide my lack of ability to read?

You are learning already, real playas don't read.

MAYBE I SHOULD SIGN UP FOR THE ADVANCED COURSE.

Sir, do you really think that you are ready for the advanced course? Before you can even sign up you have to show proficient skill in Hollering at Bitches, Smoking Reef, and Gettin' yo' FREAK ON.

I have a class 4 LICENSE in Playerizing.

ALL I LACK IS REFINING.

I just farted. :(

I can see i am dealing with a true playa here, COULD YOU BE THE ONE PROPHISISED TO BRING ABOUT A NEW AGE OF PIMPING UPON THIS LAND?

SHUYTUPSHUTUP[SHUTUPSHUPUPU LOOLOL

MATT WINS

I refuse to make new threads now, i just post whatever i need in here :/

I never do anything :(

I always sit at home and come here because i only have a few friends who i hang out with :(

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP BITCHING?

I'M PRETTY SURE I DID, BUT LET ME SAY IT AGAIN.

STOP BITCHING. >:

STRAIGHT FROM THE BITCHHORSES MOUTH, BITCHHORSE.

YOUR MOTHER?

OH SNAP ZING I SO GOT YOU.

YOU ARE GAYER THEN SAME SEX MARRIAGE. >:

NOR CAL IS HELLA GAY

NOT IF YOU LIKE POT. AND HIPPIES. AND POT. :(

How did you know i liked those things? :(

Instead of going back and finding whatever conversation you said all that in, I opt to bring you this thriller.

Mattchew Harty: We're going to have a brawl :(
Mattchew Harty: At a field
Mattchew Harty: With 2 of my friends
Mattchew Harty: I made an action plan
*** Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.
*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
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*** Mattchew Harty declines request; no connection was made.
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*** Switchdingo wants to directly connect.

I bet you want to directly connect you gay :(

I BET YOU ARE AROUSED BY THE THOUGHT OF ME AND HIM CONNECTING. DIRECTLY. >:

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE ":(" WAS FOR FAG :rolleyes

I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A MIND READER, AND IF I WAS I WOULD BE TOO PARALYZED WITH FEAR TO READ YOURS, FOR FEAR OF BEING TAINTED BY THE ABUNDANCE OF HOMOSEXUAL IMAGERY. >:

WTF

Mattchew Harty: omg wtf
Mattchew Harty: I have all my stuff checked off on prefrences
Switch Dingo: >:
Mattchew Harty: omfg
Mattchew Harty: Whatever it was such a funny picture too
Mattchew Harty: :-!
Switch Dingo: I'LL BET :ROLLEYES

Switch Dingo: I'LL BET :ROLLEYES
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLE
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.
Mattchew Harty wants to directly connect.
Switch Dingo is not accepting Direct IM connections.

Mattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLE
Switch Dingo: I'LL BET :ROLLEYES
Mattchew Harty: THANK YOU AGAIN
Mattchew Harty: I NEVER GOT TO THANKING YOU ABOUT SAYING "I'LL BET" THE FIRST TIME
Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Mattchew Harty: DIE
Mattchew Harty: Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Mattchew Harty: Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Mattchew Harty: Switch Dingo: I'll BET :ROLLYES
Switch Dingo: Mattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLEMattchew Harty: YOUR AN ASSHOLE

Switch Dingo (6:55:10 PM): Kellychaos is a guy =(

Mattchew Harty: I was looking at my old posts today :/
Mattchew Harty: I WAS LIKE THIS "HAY GUYS POTHOLE LOL! :D"
Switch Dingo: ORAGNE
Switch Dingo: I always confused you for Kellychaos
Switch Dingo: because you'd both type orange =(
Mattchew Harty: Yeah i think she mocks me to this day about that :/
Mattchew Harty: I thought we were friends back in the day ._.
Switch Dingo: Kellychaos is a guy =(
Mattchew Harty: I know

Wait, Kellychaos is a guy? :lol

NO

OH

Shut up

TOLD YA'LL.

Stop crying.

Mattchew Harty: SHOW ME YO TITTIES, IM RICK JAMES, BITCH
Switch Dingo: you are so gay
Mattchew Harty: Shit List
Mattchew Harty: Bye
Switch Dingo: I"M WARING SUNGALSES
Mattchew Harty: Shut the fuck up.
Mattchew Harty: IM me again and i
Mattchew Harty: 'll warn you.
Switch Dingo: YEAH
Switch Dingo: WELL
Mattchew Harty: Ok.
Switch Dingo: WARN ME
Switch Dingo: AND I'LL KILL YOU

Did you carve any nice designs in your arm today?

No, DID YOU? :rolleyes