How 'bout some cider Shrub?
:pagebrak

Oh, and my travel fare paying, or at least put toward.

SAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAM

SHRUBFEST YOU COULD HAVE A BUNCH OF DRINKS IF YOU WANTED

Works for me!

Hmmmm airfare?
Well I'd accept a photoshop, as long as it's done well.

Photoshop pppppfffffssshhhh

SAM, YA GOTTA FOOT THE BILL FOR THAT ONE

YA GOTTA DO IT

I'LL BUY DRINKS AFTERWARD IF YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THE TUNNEL NETWORK

I might actually be in Yorkshire next year, but if Sam isn't there I can't take the picture.
:(

MAYBE I COULD BE THERE

CiG, you need to order the schoolgirl uniform

I CAN TAKE THE PICTURE

SAM AND SHRUB CAN ESCAPE THE GUARDS ON A GRAND ROMANTIC ADVENTURE TO MEET GUS AT A BAR, WHICH IS COINCIDENTALLY CALLED 'GUSSIES"!

IT'S FATE

I have one, duhhhhhh.

BUT WILL I FIT IN IT?

TIME TO START A COLLECTION THREAD.

IF NOOB3 COULD GET MONEY FOR BACON, THIS SHOULD BE CAKE.

I dunno if you'd fit in it, but the skirt is a wrap skirt, so you can show a little leg if it doesn't fit.
The shirt is just a normal white dress shirt.
you're on your own with stockings though.
I prefer thigh highs.

So you DO have a schoolgirl uniform

Did you ever wear it to an AC/DC concert?

I've never been to an ACDC concert.
I desperately want to go to one though.
I have a super cool ACDC shirt with Angus' face on it that says "Lock Up Your Daughters".
But when I wear it Angus' face gets all stretched out and funny lookin.

It gets funny looking because he's squashed on your tits and he came :x

GUYS, I GOTTA GO BACK TO WORK. :tear

BYE

GUHBYE MAN :tear

DON'T LET THE GESTAPO GETCHA

I'm never that lucky.
I don't really have any famous people on my "already did it" list.
I got to flirt with Lemmy though.
:D

Bye!

I like what just happened in this thread.

That's what happens when the cool people bother showing up :(

I feel special to have been a part of it.

You are special Shrub.
If I make it out to Yorkshire, I'll buy you a cider anyways even if we don't get the picture.
:pagebrak
Phooey on you guys.

MISFIRE, MISFIRE!

ABORT

I fixed it.
:P

Boo on edit buttons! :boo

Why, if I had my druthers... >:

speaking of cider, anybody here like StrongBow?

I like the edit button.
I can erase things I wrote when I was drunk with them.

IF AHHHH HAD MAH DRUTHERS, BOI

PEE PEE TIEM!

Broverg is back :)

...For five minutes. :(

Sheeit, guys, I finally landed me an Aerosmith fan! Took long enough, shit, I even pulled a CAPS LOCK outta my ass and wasn't getting a reaction

I'd hit it.

We may drop by sometime, then. She's stuck in Seattle, sharing a room with a bunch of Mormons right now, she'll be stir crazy by the time she gets back

And Pub that gif is probably my favorite to spawn out of in these here forums

If we make it to the east coast I'll let you know.

I'm not in an eastcoast shithole, I'm in an Oregon shithole

I meant west coast!

Dammit :(

Because of the lack of Philosophy, Politics, and News, that board is now for roleplaying.

My god have mercy on our souls. :x

I came up with a great joke last night and I checked on the internet today and someone beat me too it. :(

What do you call an attorney in a wheelchair?

nice

asdf

HEY SAM, REMEMBER WHEN THAT BIG RIG TOOK OUT THAT RESTAURANT ON THE BEND ON THE 101 ABOUT 5 YEARS BACK. GOOD TIMES EH?

SO MANY BIG RIGS TAKE OUT RESTAURANTS ON THE 101 YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC.

Back from work.
Yay!

Yeah, probably huh.

Haha, that was my first thought too. :x

I spend most of my time trying to come up with stuff for sardonic wits to respond to; what can I say.

Unless you have another photobucket account called Kitsa_For_WittyPeople, then I'd say you're doing it for the sardonically witless. :(

Haha, that was my first thought too. :x

If she did then that just proves the world is backwards in it's fairness. :(
Is that what weed looks like? If so, I think I found weed in my freezer! :eek

I thought it was ice-burned cabbage. :x

Pub: meh, I'm lukewarm on begrudgery. Sounded like she'd been through shit too.

Yeah, but she chose to work as a skanky whore in those copro-dens.

was "skanky whore" the official job title?

She wished. ;)

I've got to read some poetry from a poet I like for a class. It's going to take place at a mom 'n' pop coffee shop owned by a christian couple. I'm debating on whether or not to pick somebody besides John Cooper Clarke, but I don't know who. :[

weed doesn't usually look like that. that's either a good strain, or useless shwag

that shit looks pretty good to me ;o

hahaha good work Aarg

I just tried to trim a cat's claws and man, she fucked my shit up.

At one point the index finger of my protective gloves was literally full of blood. Literally full of blood.

I need to sell this cat to Guantanamo as a torture device. Five minutes with a bare nutsack and a prisoner would confess to anything they wanted :(

So Brahmo's moving too quickly guys, he's already called The Man down on Tadao, we're not going to be able to enjoy his company long enough before he throws a bitch fit and leaves forever and comes back six months later a lot duller

What have I missed today?
Seems like there was some excitement.

Just Bahmo proving to be yet another spoiled dork

And A CERTAIN YOUNG LADY officially oversaturated Evil Donald Sutherland

Ohh another crybaby is always welcome here.
Donald Sutherland isn't evil, he's just charming.

Not after the plants got him :eek

Is that why there's a picture of marijuana?
:pagebrak

CiG, are you Pub's nemesis now

ASILA

GODDAMMIT!
I'll fix it.

Why I have I been cursed with the Page Brak so often lately?
DAMMIT

Works for me!

Waitaminute, what kind of freak counts the posts?

I wonder what thread this was from and what I had to say about it. :confused

:domo

Oh yeah, I was going to chastise Gus for not wanting to take money from cosplayers, losers, and Klingon-speakers.
:tear

Their money is dirty

You should take their money. And laugh at them.

NEVER

Never is a lie. We all know that.

FINE

"I will never make and sell Trekkie fanart to the gullible of many lands, unless the alternative is sucking cocks for money, "

If I had talent I would.

And you would die a little every pen stroke.

It's easier to say that than to actually bust your ass on a drawing that you don't want to do in the first place and hawk it to fat, repulsive geeks in costume

I'd end up slitting my damn wrists and sign them in my own worthless blood

Hey Cig? Why is it Jim isn't making Green Day music again?

WORTHLESS, I SAY! TAKE MY LIFEBLOOD, AS THOU HAST ALREADY CLAIMED MY VERY SOUL. OH, HIDEOUS FATE, TURN THINE FOUL VISAGE AWAY FROM THIS PLACE, AND SPARE ONE PITEOUS FOOL HIS WELL-EARNED TORMENT

I don't have integrity, there's a big difference.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

As far as I know you, Pub, are the first to photoshop me.
I am deeply honored.