Pub. I demand you make a Merry Christmas thread as you are in the future an an elder. Do it before some dillweed does.

Dedicated to me :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fW4Des7kO4

Oh man, I hate making threads. :x I've used the same birthday thread for fives years.

If that thread was a child, it would be able to outwit me. :(

an an elder? That like an unvetted vet? :lol

Man I an a terrible person.

[that pic of my pants but not spoilered]

I thought you must have at least seen the picture of me wearing nothing but a coffee mug?

Young Ones was way better than cheers :posh

Today I saw the license plate "MIJET" which I assume was supposed to mean "my jet" since it was on a sporty little BMW--but of course me and the rest of the world sees "midget."

FUck the Vets, once the become vets they do nothing. Yeah I'm looking at you Esu!

Lol I saw Midget right away.

Lol, I despoiled a holiday classic with my boxered wang Merry cuntmass. Hahah I am so clever. I'm like 14 ior something skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee

(7:31:49 PM) KitsuneDS: dude what the fuck is your deal
(7:32:00 PM) KitsuneDS: I didn't even personally attack you man
(7:32:07 PM) KitsuneDS: you need to lay the fuck off, OK?
(7:32:13 PM) Tadao: OMG OMG ARE YOU HAWT!
(7:32:13 PM) kitsuneds is now known as KitsuneDS.

(7:32:22 PM) KitsuneDS: ?
(7:32:27 PM) KitsuneDS: no...?
(7:32:38 PM) Tadao: Your ugly then? Go awy ugly
(7:32:54 PM) KitsuneDS: look, why are you trolling me on mockery
(7:33:02 PM) KitsuneDS: what the fuck did i do to you?
(7:33:28 PM) Tadao: Take up your complaint with the fat ugly department. I only serve the hawt here.
(7:33:37 PM) KitsuneDS: no
(7:33:39 PM) KitsuneDS: actually
(7:33:45 PM) KitsuneDS: im going to keep talking to you
(7:33:52 PM) KitsuneDS: until we're friends :3

Blocked :x

Coffee mugs are not the theme of the day. ;)

Also, that was SEXALICIOUS, SO MOAR PLZ



I've seen more episodes of Cheers, but I remember more plots of Young Ones.

No way dood, Woody lives forever while Neil and the gang do bit parts.

Young Ones was okay. I mean, Motorhead. MOTORHEAD.

My fave always has been, and always will be, Father Ted.

Rik Mayall got kinda fat for a while, but now he has a sweet mustache and goatee. I remember him rocking a spaniard now.

Sam the mailman didn't do anything.

I guess Frasier made the most out of his character and all.

Nah, Woody went on to directing.

Sam the Mailman hosts a show in which he drives an RV from tourist trap to tourist trap and takes factory tours to teach us all how soup gets canned, and shit like that.

Anything good?

Awesome! Is it on the learning or discovery channel?

Also, does he wear his mailman garb? I kinda remember seeing him on this but very vaguely.

You never saw that show? Travel Channel I think. All American bullshit though :(

Hey tadao stop being so mean to Kumsitucnaexus, or not, whatever, who cares

Fuck y'all

:p If he/she/fox was hawt I would have listened to it.

esuohlim is a stickler for internet trannies and anime/fur fags

Yes, that show belongs on FOX or something, for all the flagwaving. I'm surprised they didn't get Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity to host it.

Ratzenberger was better as Cliffy, though. I miss Cheers. :(

Hehe remember the Jeopardy episode, That was one of the bestest.

My fave was when Cliffy's mom tried to adopt Woody. It worked as a drinking game - every time she said the word "hips" you'd down a shot. :inebriated

Ooops. :troutslap

:pagebrak

On the Young ones, I'm almost positive Vyvyan played the Burser (or some wizard) on the first Discworld game.

I mean Neil :(

Nigel is the reader for the audiobook editions of many of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. He also appeared in the television adaptations of both Terry Pratchett's Hogfather and The Colour of Magic, as well as performing as a voice artist in the game Discworld Noir. Discworld Audiobooks narrated by Nigel Planer include (with number in parentheses indicating order of the book in the Discworld series):

I win some kind of award

DWP, have we seen yer picture yet? May I suggest you take one of you in yer underwear?

Unless ya're a girl, then nevermind. :x
Y'are such a nerdy fag. :rolleyes

From the dirty things loveline post, I have a feeling it is considered kiddie porn.

And? >:

What else am I going to buy some comic books or '80s action figures like 60% of the people on this site :rolleyes

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

I was operating the photosensitive recorder

Yeah but your crew is a little young unless you are the candy van man.

I'm 17, they're all mostly 16

Mister S, you are right. Everyone in this site is a lousy nerd. Begin the bannings.
You wouldn't know what to do with CiG if you had her. :rolleyes

I'd smoke her.

CiG wanna /ss/

You could fix your car or put in a killer sound system and flames on the side.

so sup guys

it's mad late, watching dude wheres my car, nerding out on the laptops with sandra

:D

MY TIMING FOR THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE FIXED

FUCK YOU GUYS

merry christmas!

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SUP DANNY

What does /ss/ mean?
You guys know I'm retarded.

SUPER SEX

club supersexe!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TncdhLGjFTE

I just saw a commercial for the snuggies. I didn't know they were just a backwards robe. They do look comfy as shit though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0
"God damnit! I want the remote, but I don't want to take my arm from underneath the blanket. Aaargh!"

The 21st century muumuu. Now you can shit with your blanket on.

I thought that it looked sort of nice, but I was a bit thrown when they showed kids and adults wearing it (in decent proportion) and the voiceover said, "One size fits all"

I like how the chick in the beginning looks and acts like she's literally freezing to death quickly

20 minutes to christmas....

OOOOOOH.

Hot chocolate time!

I thought you had yours already.

6 hrs. here.

I made Tadao black and nobody cared!

Racist!

I can't figure it out, but it looks like one of those pimp character on Fridays or something with hair straightner.

It's your pic, I just matched the skin tones to the kid's arms.

Just messin with you nutty lady, Merry Xmas.

I'm tempted to take a picture of one of my blood clots and photoshopping a little Santa hat on it.
But I don't think anyone else would enjoy it.
Except maybe Jeanette.

are you ok CiG? It seems like you just had your last period a week ago.

At least the toilet lid was closed to keep the smell minimal.

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Hi Danny

way to break the internats

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NO YOU SHUT UP! How ya been doing? You've been quite lately. You hiding from the popo?

I think it was. I don't remember. I do remember shit actually dripping from the ceiling and at that point I pretty much blacked out.

There were shit-footprints on the floor and shit handprints on everything she'd touched....toilet handle, tp roll, drawers, towels....she'd even hand-over-handed it down the countertop to get to the door (also covered with shit on the inside, but not pictured)

The big mystery to me is, she asked me to bring her clothes in there because her white suit was ruined (stupid me, thought she'd just pissed herself). I brought her a long skirt. It was one of those hippie-style skirts that fans out; how did she get that on and get out, being a frail old lady, without getting shit on it? I didn't smell it on her as they pushed by me to get out of the house.

Also, Liquid, not that you actually speak to me or anything, but does that kid's sweatshirt say PENIS in the first pic?

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no you don't

Yeah, he does. Shouting at yer monitor counts.

I speak to the president all the time.

Not if God put his brain in a robot body with trackwheels instead of legs.

Happy Birthday, BLEU (20). :)

I am sorry you are not a teenager anymore. :(

Happy Birthday, Meester Mockery. :)

I am sorry about all the stuff I do wrong. ;(

I treat Birthdays like the Eighth Step or something.

Get a matching number of body piercings and adorn yer adonic self with the nerdy bling.

Tough Break, Pal. :(

Me too!. :eek
Tell me about it. :rolleyes
Oh. :(


Wanna get married, Kitsa?

D'ja ever wonder what Christmas is made of?

Oh snap! Edit me into a picture of me!

'fraid I can't, pub...you're possibly gay and certainly already betrothed to shrub.

Don't break this resolution. >:

Gay guys can marry ladies. :(

I think Shrub said no? :(

Well, sure they can, but why would they want to? Isn't there some handsome young lad you fancy?

Jake Busey. >:

:(

Ye're Jewish now, Mister Santatini? :eek

since the advent of Google I've been less impressed with peoples knowledge.

My first idea was to say "A Santatini sounds like a pretty good drink" but then I wondered if I had been preempted in it's creation, it doesn't sound as good as what I was imagining, but then I drink gasoline.

Marriage isn't all about sex. Infact, I hear there isn't any at all, and that suits me fine.

Yeah, but acting on such impulses is contrary to the tenets of my faith. :(

:( But I luv you

Yeah Kitsa I'm fine, my robot body is just adjusting to the atmosphere here on Earth and pretending to be a real girl.

(Birth control wearing off, need more)

:( But I luv you