Welcome to our newest member, Vyvyan Basterd

:rolleyes

I was going to make that joke. :(

But I couldn't figure out how to correctly phrase the second line. :(

"...but coal is very easy to replace. :eek"

The TV series "The IT Crowd" is amusing, except for the canned laughter abuse.

She stole his hear, but coal is easily replaced nowadays.

I can't believe you haven't seen Dogs in Space. It's a Sydney AUS punk movie with Michael Hutchence crawling around on all fours and growling. Takes place in 78 but was made in 87.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092904/

I say I watch it because Sskia Post is hawt, but it's really for Hutchence.

Oops, I mean Melbourne.

One shithole in Australia is as good as another to me.

THEY ARE ALL A STEP UP FROM NEW ZEALAND, EH PUB? ;)

I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.

For anyone that has been here, that's a given.

Because of biscuits. :x

like wheat biscuits or icky british cookie biscuits?

Serious answer: http://scaleplus.law.gov.au/html/pastereg/0/127/top.htm

Not-so serious answer: I don't even think they know for sure.

You think so, Douchebag? >:
Not stupid wheat you stupiud american, but also Not cookies. :x

Call it it a cookie and get punched by australians. ;)

penis?

Would you please just Fuck off.

Actually, not really.

I'll f*ck off now. ;)

I wasn't talking to you, Dingus.

paging willie

check your PMs

What are you talking about, DWP? British biscuits kick ass.

Have you ever had a Cadbury Finger or a Hob Nob?

Although I'm going to agree on Jaffa Cakes because every one I've ever had is stale with the jam all dried out :( I don't know if it's because it's imported or because they just naturally taste that way.

Anyway, all I could gather from that page (thanks, btw) is that Australians are, slightly contrary to character, serious as hell about one particular thing. I can respect that.

Idk, the ones I had were British, and they were sandy tasting and were filled with some kind of raspberry toothpaste shit :x

Cadbury Fingers are great, try those. They're like twix without the caramel.

I think I'm an alcoholic :(

When you go to rehab, drop the booze off at my house.

YOU SHOULD HAVE USED PROTECTION. >:

You probably just have a drinking problem. I usually have that problem when I'm not drinking.

speaking of being an alcoholic

I'm supposed to go spend the evening with some relatives visiting from out of town and I've just had a margarita (when I was out for dinner) that's making the room turn sideways when I try to walk forward.

This could be a problem...?

they slipped you some ecstacy

I actually puked yesterday morning from drinking way too much vodka.

don't smoke when you drink, as that causes hangovers

:themoreyouknow

Chojin's alive!

That's like saying don't have sex because it may create a baby.

I had a hangover the other day. At lunch my friend and I drove to a pizza shop. His erratic driving must have shook some alcohol in my stomach back up because I felt drunk again. It was no good.

Happy Birthday, Shrubfest. :)

<3

I went to the Museum of Creepy Santas yesterday. I do that every year.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHRUBFEST IF IT IS INDEED YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY.

My Stalker clock says in 18 more minutes.

It is indeeds.

Fun stuff. Told you I was having a party.

Everytime I see Dec 31 today I wonder why I'm not drinking. Haha, because somehow I'm too drunk to remember that I am.

Weird, I typed this message but left the page without putting it up.


Did I miss Willie's Birthday? I hope it was ok. I'm glad your forth decade saw you become a mod. I wanted that to happen for you five years ago. :eek

Happy B-Day Shrub! I bought you silk rope this time.

i have to work 12 hours today :lol

Happy B-Day shrubbery

This counts as a circumvention of a ban.

Yay! I just got a Christmas Card. I hadn't noticed that I hadn't got any, but getting one is really nice.

Haha, it was mailed on the 19th.

So that was pretty quick getting here.

Esuohlim really like those Discworld books. He's had a word with The Queen and now Pratchett is a knight! :eek

But now every fag is going to call him Sir Terry, oh noes. :(

I will never! Vimes would be pissed!

:confused



Whose birthday isn't it?

:|


Steve for Mod (of the cat forum)! >:
Have a baby.
He is rather hoping that Tadao itself becomes the new word for permissible rape.

Why you hatin', Pub?

Because I'm a sad little man. >:

NO HATE IN 08

I thought Dawwwwna's location was Black Willie at first.

A Black Willie would be awesome.
Somebody make Willie's Mario costume picture black.

I'm sad because I like the dark meat. :(

If I was a mod I've move all your replies out of this thread into the threads you're replying to. That'd show you. >:

DO IT!
I HAVE NO ARTISTIC TALENT!

But I'm not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me!

I am not a cat! :eek

Youhave no power over me! :smug

I am not a cat! :eek

Youhave no power over me! :smug

I am not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me! :smug

I am not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me! :smug

I am not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me! :smug

But I'm not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me!

But I'm not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me!

I mean it, I'm totally useless.
I've only ever used Photoshop like once.

IS NOT CAT! :eek

NONU MOLESTO MEOW

NOW I'M A CAR

IS NOT CAT! :eek

NONU MOLESTO MEOW :notcat

IS NOT CAT! :eek :eek

NONU MOLESTO MEOW :notcat

If I don't understand you I can't pretend to be offended.

Is that the reason why my browser took 3 minutes to refresh???

Happy B-Day Pub! What do you want for your birthday?

Either happiness or not to be so old.

Haha, I'm kidding. I want death.

WISH YOU WERE HERE

I was going to suggest Tadao change his avatar to Stalker Santa but now I don't know who should change their avatar to Stalker Santa.

I would, but it would have to be a stalker bunny.

Somebody asked if I was "tech-savvy" and followed it up by asking if I knew how to copy music CD's.

Did you put the cd in the scanner/xerox machine?

You should have sent them a facsimile.

I know someone who was played up by everyone to be this big tech genius, and someone handed him a CD to get some info off of. And he didn't know what to do with it. He just stood there looking from it to the computer and back.

I ended up having to do it, and since then I've been a little skeptical of self-described gurus.

Yeah, I never hype up my abilities--people at work just think I'm smart because I can turn a computer on and use a menu and all that.

One time, the computer we use for Western Union transactions wasn't working and there were three people looking at it, trying to get it to boot up Windows. They couldn't figure it out, and put up a sign that said "WESTERN UNION OUT OF SERVICE." I went up to the computer after they left it, saw a message about how no keyboard was found, and looked at the back to see the keyboard unplugged. Three fucking people.

Heh, do people still switch keyboard and monitor cables in computer labs? That's fun to watch.

God, I've felt like shit the past 2 days...nothing to eat but some leftover Stove Top...and right now that's feeling like a mistake.

I hate having to shit right after getting out of the shower.

The last computer lab I was in was the one in Percival Hall at West Virginia U (the natural resources "building which was just the third floor of another building), where most people would go to actually do work because the NR kids weren't much for using computers all day. Any time you go anywhere else that combined students and computers, all the screens are Facebook.

SHIT IN THE SHOWER.

Suspicious activity: A man reported July 16 that someone entered his home in Blaine and taped a sink nozzle so that it would spray him when he turned on the water.

Property damage: It was reported Aug. 14 that someone spray-painted the rear window of a car in Eagan. Blue paint was used to write the words "penis mobile."

Accidental poisoning: A woman called 911 about 7 p.m. Oct. 31 to get the telephone number for poison control. She said there was a possible poisoning at her Oakdale home and an ambulance might be needed. The woman said she accidentally used ammonia instead of vinegar while cooking Sloppy Joes. The food was consumed but didn't appear to cause any medical problems. Poison control advised her that no medical attention was needed.

Awesome. x3

I just got attacked by the neighbor's yorkie, which catapulted itself over the fence he put up.

They really are ankle-biters :(

I'd punt the little bastard back across the fence. Little fucker'd think twice. I'd have no problem doing that.

My dog has a seizure yesterday ):

and had too

Your dog had two seizures yesterday?

just uno

He's an old guy ):

Awwww. <3


In Canada pizza works in reverse, so if she uses it to counter the weabo shit, she might not be a meat mountain.

I spit on yer interpretation of the rules.

Very impressive bags.

Now let us see your funbags. :tadao

That was weird as hell.

Spend 2 days nauseated. Spend 7-10 pm puking my guts out, then fall asleep. Wake up at 10:45 feeling just fine. I mean, I'm sore, but not even a hint of nausea.

What a strange bug I must have had. :/

*hugs* 4 Kitsa


The pervading thought was that VelvetEvoker looks like a child, and it took a moment for it to dawn on me that I'm now in my late thirties, so she is. :x

KitKit: That sounds like food poisoning if you try and tough it out. Stop trying to be so tough, Honey.