:rolleyes @ pagebrak counting.

George Takei is A list you queerhating, pertbutted bigot. >:

It could have been food poisoning. Only, with a couple of exceptions, the bf has eaten the same stuff the past few days and hasn't been sick at all.

We did eat at a Mexican place that got in trouble for food poisoning before, but that was an isolated incident (sick worker didn't wash hands) and the place has been very clean ever since.

Dunno ...?

Has your beefcake husband got a better immune system than you?

You're always playing yours down, Honey. So it could be that he can tolerate more fecal matter in his food.

If only we had a medical forum.

I really hate that most forums now make it so you need to sign in to see poster profiles.

She posts at SA. Do we still hate them? They don't know who we are, so hating them is a bit silly.

Willie is the new mod and Chojin has retired. Willie, do you hate Something Awful?

The sign is "I'm a Sexy Lady & I love Jixby Phillips." And you know that, Tadao.

Stop making me cry. >:

CAT FORUM :rolleyes

Don't worry, Fathom. Mod MetalMilitia will move this convo there as soon as he gets on.

Won't you, Steve?

All the more reason to change the sign for this young lady.

It's Stephanie.

He does have a better immune system than me, because I had the shit radiated out of me as a kid and radiation does that to you. So it could be.

I don't know. I ate oreos and milk. I'm fine now.

I hope he gives you hugs and I hope you likes hugs. Hug you people, and maybe think of people that don't get or like hugs as you're doing it. :(

So how much have you had to drink tonight? :/

That is beautiful, next time I get a hug I'm gonna think of paralyzed people who can't hug each other and be thankful, even if it is just my dog :tear

I hate hugs. Even when it's people I want to touch, the idea of them touching me makes me need to take a shower. Yay 4 Crazy.

BTW, that is what I'm doing this year. Not hiding my crazy in '09.
So far I have had a nice glass of mango malibu. I have not had this before. I dunno, maybe I prefer the regular coconut.

Also, ten bottles of beer. They are only small 330ml though. I have no interest in calculating the conversion on that size right now.

Don't you like hugs, Kitsa? Everyone needs hugs.

I think I'm gonna take another shower now.

THIS

THIS IS UNCLE AL, THE KIDDIES' PAL! HELLO LITTLE FRIENDS, HELLO!

AGH

Go touch you nephew in the shower.

Coconut liquor makes me want to throw up even more.

I'm not big on being touched. OCD thing...no touchee.

I think I might go to bed now and sleep off whatever this was. My stomach hurts.

Nephews never clean all the dirt off if left to do it themselves.
It depends how much of a girl I feel like being.
That is a shame. At least you're not so bad as to avoid fucking due it's grossness.

I-Mockery Chat(lets drink until our hearts stop)
What do you want in return?

:love

>:

I am so mad at you right now. :(

Murder mad, my friend. ;)

I've got the best timing :sadclownface

You could say that I took a bullet for my ****** Pac-Man.

Seriously, I'll murder you with my frustrated boner, Tadao.

It's whittled to a razor point.

Vodka hurts when it comes out your nose. >:

Vodka coming out of my nose means I would have vodka to drink.

As it is I only have Whisky and Rum, and what am I meant to do with that shit?

I feel a little bit better today but it still feels like my stomach is filled with cement :(

New Year's Eve was your standard get drunk and smoke a shit ton of cigarettes. Things were pretty tame until I found a mountain back with a bent rim and flat tire laying in the street. I rode that shit home for over a mile. I love my new bike.

Drunk bikes. :lol

That's now tied for first in "things I wish I could have seen". Well, let's call it a close second. First is the show where Iggy Pop was so high he thought Elton John in a bear suit was a real bear coming after him.

Days of speed and slow time Mondays -
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday -
Watching the news and not eating your tea -
A freezing cold flat and damp on the walls -

That's Entertainment.

i have seen his house, he lives by one of my old high school friends, trust me it's not the house of an a-list celebrity.

also, is pertbutted a compliment? i wouldn't call my ass pert >:

actually maybe it is pert

>:

:eek

:(

>:

I know my new avatar pic is old, but I looooovvvvveeeee this little bun bun.

What a lazy day. I've been watching the Twilight Zone marathon on Sci-Fi for 5 hours now today, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

Today has been so depressing, I've been very near to considering murder.

I ran out of energy again and napped most of the afternoon.

Only it was shitty napping because it was really cold and all the blankets were in the wash. I had to sleep under an inefficiently small throw :(

Woe is me.

What, you didn't get a snuggy?

Nope, just a Tiddy Bear.

LOL, I actually like the Tiddy Bear, it (somewhat) does what it promises, only the back part that fastens over the seatbelt is hard and if that hits you on the chin it's annoying.

But the funniest part was that it came with a little ad tucked in the snapping part, and when I unfolded it, it was totally ghetto...xeroxed, and you could see where they'd whited out something on the bottom! WTG Tiddy Bear!

I am a man, an only man and by that I mean I do things solo, so Tadao, you think you're gonna survive me well let me tell you this brother I'm a walking ton of man and the only one who is gonna beat me is me, so tell me this, are you ready to go mano e mano with me once I return? Or are you gonna tell me that you wouldn't touch the ring just because you had your fill with Tuku Tiki? Well let me tell you, Tuku Tiki is a small man in comparison with me, the champ, and if you had your fill with Tuku Tiki then you better be scared cause I'm calling you out for a no holds bar match, one round, sudden death and the only person you can bring is the one who'll help you into the ambulance. Oh yeah!

I feel like I'm getting slightly better at photoshop. This place is helping me improve! :D

I watched over 8 straight hours of the Twilight Zone yesterday. I don't know if I should feel proud of ashamed at myself.

DAMMIT where did the "work from home" thread go?!?!? I had a "neo rich" picture all ready :(



:cries

Saying my name only makes me more powerful.

There is no way possible that I could scare off a one armed SA girl. Kitsa... What did you tell her >:

It's your own damn fault for taking a versatile picture, Tadao.

Here's to never ever being serious!

I didn't know Jim Thirlwell contributed to The The's Soul Mining album.

Says he was credited with "sticks and tins."

YOU GUYS ARE A CANCER

I HOPE YOU CATCH IT!

HELLO I AM DANG


YES YES YES

You make a beautiful transvestite!

This post is out of context in the new people thread. :(
Oh shit, I wanted to make the same joke as Lord Sap. Kill me now, oh Lord! :x

<3
And why doesn't everyone? >:

One day I want to go to this.

http://www.24timepass.com/blogs/harb...tival-2009.htm

Female Tadao.

Rarw!

That whole series of pics of that hag is hilarious. Saw the thread on BodyBuilding.com a few weeks ago.

Boooooooooooorrrrrrreeeeeeedddddd

Yeah, and her myspace page too and all the girls trying to give her make up tips. I saw it a few months back I think. I believe the guy who showed it to me found it at a body building site too.

I may not have a bikini body, but at least I have the good grace to realize it.

I don't know what makes people put photos like that online :/

I think part of it is the "sexy" eye play she's trying to pull.

It just makes her look drunk or that she has a lazy eye.

Happy Birthday, Eric. :)

Don't ever come back, k? :(

It ain't his birthday, not for a few hours yet.

I am wishing him a good birthday before it becomes apparent to all that it can't possibly be, Stupid. Also, fuck your slow ass timezone.

I'm wanking it to your picture Kitsa.

That's fantastic, Tadao. I'll make a note of it.

The scary thing about that last one is that it -almost- looked right.

Oh jesus christ. I need to puke now.

What's worse than that is the fact that it looks better than the original.

I could have added the makeup, but Tadao is lovely enough without.

It almost looks like you added a little stubble to our chest. EWWWWWWWWWW.

Nope, all I changed was the face.

I like how you and she are now one.

I'M BACK

CONGRATULATIONS WILLIE SORRY SAM

TODAO A/s/l/ r u single?????? pm me babby :-*

I keep on searching for a way to your heart.

It was stolen by a Mexican girl and I'm pretty sure it was used in a stew.

Dammit I needed to find a really old Far Side for something and now I can't find it anywhere :(

That is a big database to click through.

yeah. And the fact that it was shark related really narrows things down :(

Well the good news is that it is an early one you are looking for. Since they published 1 comic for everyday of the week for many years, you should be able to find it in less than 3000 views.

yeah :(