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:lol You've been playing with my nipples way to much.

:lol

i couldn't help myself

:rolleyes

I am frustrated. I was supposed to have some framed photos for an exhibit ready long before now. As a matter of fact, the people asked me a month ago today.

This is the third time the pictures have come back from the printer oversaturated. If I lived somewhere where there were lots of places that could do what I needed, it would be no problem, I'd just take them to someone else. However, there are few places.

I tried to photoshop down the blue concentration a bit to outsmart them, but now they're just coming back generally light and unusable.

They say it's my files, but as I've had them printed in photo labs on photo paper without this problem, I'm a little skeptical of that.

:lol :rolleyes

You can try other places. All they would need is the file (via email perhaps) and they can mail you the results.

That takes a long time though. The whole reason I went locally was because of a quick turnaround.

Also...



just sayin.

MY ASS IS EXPLODING!

Funyuns are not good hangover food.
A hard lesson learned.

Funyuns are not good food at all. I'd rather smell your dirty butt then your breath :x

Funyuns remind me of my ex. Also the smell of wet sunflower seed shells. Both nasty.

I think I'd rather eat Andy Cap fries and I'm not a fan of those whatsoever.

My friend ordered me Johnny Dangerously for Christmas and it's almost here, can't wait.

Haha, the sex ed film was my favorite part.

I've only seen the first half of it so far. Is it in the beginning? I need to go get Hudson Hawk too on wednesday.

I think it is somewhere in the middle.

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukOaQLKjLyE

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If you google bunny army, you get porn :D

Artsy porn at that... :\

My USB powered heated mittens arrived today. They work surprisingly well actually, though they could use some kind of rubberised area on the mouse hand palm.

Those sound cool! I mean warm!

So incase none of you bitches noticed, RaNkeri is back in town >:

Sup Finland?

Hows Bjork? I hear she is trying to single handedly save Iceland's nature.

I see the grammarians are hard at work making banner ads again.

Finally chose the song to base my next project on!

YAY!
I'll probably regret it, but there we go!

mad libs :(
It was a Saturday night and you were deathly bored. Flipping through the channels you went from station to station, finding nothing amusing. All of your friends are either busy or out, so you decide to call The Riverside Rapist . Hey baby. What's up? You want a piece of me again? he asks once you say hello. Yeah. Come over. I'm bored and I want to experiment, you respond. You both agree to meet at your house and you get everything ready for your kinky time. You turn on the shower, and let the water turn steadily hot as you anticipate that soon your love and yourself will be doing God knows what in there. The doorbell rings and you slip downstairs to find A Giant Maneating Lizard . You fart as you lead him upstairs to the running water. There in the bathroom, you take off your skin and coax your opposite to do the same. He does so and you lead him into the shower. Though it's exploding , you push him against the wall and rub your dignity against him and smile. I'm feelin' kinda kinky. How about you? you tease. You leave him on the wall as you flay on the shower floor and let the hot, surging water hit your hope . You throw your head back and start Screaming with pain STOP RAPING ME . He stands there, watching you, getting harder and harder by the minute. You bring your head back up and motion him to come join you. He gets on his hands and knees and bends over you. He starts kissing your mother and you giggle with delight. His body rubs against yours and you spread your legs wide. With a little force, you push up your hips and the lips of your mother touch his chainsaw . He plunges it into you, and you get a brilliant sensation. He moves his lips to your neck, caressing it with his lips. His hate stick still in you and you let the hot water trickle over your body. His lips move away from your neck and he faces your Bleeding face and rotates his hips. THERE IS BLOOD EVERY WHERE he pushes each time. Plunging in and out, in and out, you throw your head back and HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME!!!!!!! with pleasure. He keeps going until his juices are released in your body and you feel the sensation of your climax. He lays his head on your chest and breathes hard along with you. He looks up at you with The Color Of Death eyes and smiles. You know what? You ask. What? he replies. I bathe twice a day.

shit, big mclargehuge, you've cracked the spambot formula.

i was looking at the first 20 pages and got nostalgic. to bad the all the top 20 mad libs at elibs.com are strictly avenues for pubescent girls to explore their fantasies

RAPE

RAPE

And the child was never seen again

i tried to do one about the pope but the only funny part was

you cummed all over him and he shoved his tounge into the screaming child and slurped it all up

and these have to be made by 30 something pedophiles

:lol

I dunno if that chatlog convinces me more that I'm an aspie or that I should make sweet love to Johnny Clement. :(
Why do you love Rei? What about her do you love?

Who needs chat to augment this fabulousness?!?!

I need positive reinforcement for everything I do. :(

I'll reinforce you if you can come up with some wacky college stories.

I'd've'd needed to've gone to college for that. :(

I'd extend it to any school- there are fucking lunatic teachers in any school.

I use alcohol to block any memory from before I was 24.

I like how all of us are looking at you, except for he man over there.

I like how Pub uses page braks to show who he likes and who he doesn't.

:lol at the name of the pic.

My fame is so minimal :tear

My sister gets drunk and her problem solving skills increase. For instance, last night the computer "wasn't working" and she wanted to play Mahjong. This is how she fixed it:

That's kinda hawt.

She's single!

I didn't see any pics of her on your page >: I hope she has that hidden psycho look in her eyes. I'm attracted to that like shit on toilet paper.

I have a page? Is it the one with a bunch of pictures including the girl I broke up with in February? Sweet!

I don't think I have any pictures of my sister since I'm normal!

Quick question, guys. I'm doing a drawing of Tatty Bogle minding an illegal still, and I'm using the Pope as my primary inspiration for what the malevolent bastard looks like. You guys think that's Purgatory-level offense or a Green Ticket to the Booted-Straight-to-Hell-on-a-Chickengreased-Toboggan ride?

I was making pope joke the day the last one died to my Catholic GF. I often look up into the sky and flip it off and yell fuck you God, I'm gonna kick your ass! when around religious friends. I think you'll only get a slap on the wrist.

A&E apparently has a show on traffic cops. It's depressing. :(

Awesome

I think they got rid of Purgatory didn't they?

Is that the one where they go around and boot peoples cars?

Yeah, and hand out tickets to old ladies and nurses.

Do you ever watch the one about the really ugly repo people?

I haven't seen that one really. I think I flipped past it once. It just smells too much of drama trying to be caught on film. I don't find it disturbing because they give grandmas a ticket. It's the fact that they are activly wait for shit to go down on film for great ratings.

:lol

:(

The repo show went for "high drama" yesterday, they had these two guys towing a BMW. One had to crap, so he's driving all crazy. And there's a cameraman in the car they're towing, and the driver goes around a corner too fast because he keeps yelling he needs to take a shit, and he ends up flipping and totaling the BMW.

He and the cameraman were both "fired". Whether they were actually fired or not, I don't know.

Close, it's a montage of the people that have shown me their nipples.

Wanna be in the pic? PM me! :yum

Since it is my beach party I need to inspect these nipples. Especially Hickmans.

I died my friends hair black last night. I accidently got a bunch of droplets of hair dye on my bathroom floor while applying it. I was wearing black socks so I figured I would just wipe them up with me socks and be done with it. Maybe mop the floor later to be sure. I took my socks off this morning and woke up with Black Feet.

Hehhehheh.

Hehhehhehhehhehhehheh.

This really amuses me for some reason.

THAT IS NOW YOUR INDIAN NAME, BLACK FEET.

I bet it wasn't dye at all. It was poo from buttsex.

There's another amusing story that goes along with black feet but I'll wait till I get home to tell the rest.

I've never done good things. I've never done bad things. I've never did anything, out of the blue.

I'm happy, hope you're happy too.

what is this a bunch of david fucking bowies

This is what came up when I googled "David fucking Bowie":

fuckin labyrinth and shit

awesome.


I have an old (and massive) Casio keyboard for about a week.

I haven't remembered a dream in a very long time. The last one was about 6 months ago. It almost never happens. I close my eyes and then I wake up having learned absolutely no lessons about the previous day.

I can't sleep.
Somebody entertain me.

I promise I'm not drunk nor under the influence of any other substance.

Once again it's just you and me tonight, Neopets.

How has your pissing been going?

CiG it's just you, me, and your pee.

This is like a dream I had.

Hahah
Good the Help Forum on Neopets was starting to piss me off.
And my peeing is going well, thank you Duirex for mixing it up with the blue tint!

Fuck it really is just you and me.

:(

2 is the lonliest number you will ever dooooooo

2 can be as bad as 1
it's the lonliest number since the number 1

Well the good thing is that Tadao guy isn't here. He'd totally ruin the boards right now.
He's such a jerk >:

And that Rankeri dude.
He's all like "I'm so cool because I live in a place where the sun don't shine"
YEAH WELL SO DO CRABS!

The worst is Kilgore.
That Puerto Rican motherfucker.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE TO CLAIM JLO HAS TALENT? HUH BUDDY?
I should be nice to him though, he buys CDs from us.
Hubcap stealing bastard.

guys you wanna play monopoly

It would probably be more productive than what I'm doing right now.

Thimble or cannon?

http://www.pogo.com/games/monopoly?p...ree_home_board official / temporary room 39