oh man, some wheat toast with grape jelly right now sounds amaaaaaaaaaaazing

and a coffee with cream and sugar but that's getting outlandish :(

Yay! Someone finally merged the What Are You Eating thread with my sweet little baby. :D

Next I hope for it to eat that damn PYPH bitch. >:

Or maybe the entire Sport forum? :x

SHUT THE FUCK UP PUB LOVER

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

Bitchin'

hay guys i'm back i just graduated quartermaster school yay!

Did they teach you how to be jewish with supplies or is that something you guys just pick up over time?

For some reason i've been humming/singing the gay bar song the whole day without any good reason. :x

That bread might set your toaster on fire, be carefull!

Dammit, why can't I be asian so I can be my avatar-woman next Halloween?:tear

If you were good with makeup you could still do it. I can't even tell she's asian, you you have a head start.

I got an A+ in stage makeup in college, but that was well before my latex allergy developed, and no one ever asked me to make myself Asian :/

At the gay bar
gay bar
gay bar
YEEEEEOWWWWWW!

My dog needs to shut the hell up because if I take her out I'm going to end up with all the neighborhood kids in my yard and I'm just not in the mood today :(

Suffering from constipation, Gus?

Must be a Watchmen fan.

Whatever format the pictures people post here usually doesn't work for me at work. I normally have to guess what people are talking about until I get home and fill myself in.

Someone isn't doing the required maintenance:

:puke

That's nasty. But it looks as if she's wearing different pants in the 2nd pic?

I have no energy today. Not good if I plan to get anything accomplished other than watch the all-stars skills tonight :/

The shirt and pants being lighter in the second pic is probably due to the camera lighting/shadows, etc.

That would be much nastier if the heffer was photographed in two different outfits with flies scopin' her crack.

Did I mention in the ER stories thread about the guy who had sores filled with bugs?

I will NEVER forget that smell in my entire life, and I thought I was good with that shit- I even spent a summer picking maggots off dead pigs to get my forensic entomology cert.

Roller derby tonight. Can't wait.

NHL all-star skillz tonight. Also can't wait.

I have mah hot pockets, mah chips and dip, mah sliced veggies. I am ready to go.

I need to DVR teh skillz comp when I get home and remember to DVR the game for tomorrow.

No matter what part he plays, the guy from Christine creeps me the fuck out.

which guy?

(I am here during le commercial break)

The kid from Back to School :rolleyes

Oingo Boingo were in that movie :rolleyes :rolleyes

That was on Comedy Central just a few hours ago.

IT'S A DEAD MAN'S PARTY

Yeah, I was watching it and he is super scary creepy. I think it's his teeth.

I just had dinner with my dad and step-mom. I think I'd rather stick needles in my eyes next time. :x

Did you get grounded?

Put on some Electric Wizard, now it's time to shower in the dark.

hey everyone

HAY SEVEN FORCE

No, but I was considering electrocuting my Dad.

3 drink minimum.

:domo

I've been through dinners like that.

I went outside with the aim of sweeping the light, fluffy snow off the driveway before it got tromped-through and turned icy. Then when I was finished I noticed that more had come down (as, indeed, it'd been snowing the whole time). So I did it all over again. And when I finished, I saw that even more snow had come down, so I did it all over again. And basically got stuck in a compulsive loop for about 2 hours. I must have looked like an idiot and I was freezing my ass off.

Finally I snapped out of it and I'm trying to just do it on the hour instead of frantically trying to sweep away each ten or twelve flakes as they fall. :/

Throw some hot water on it and melt it all away!

Hey Kitsa! I suggest you put ice on your driveway so you can slip and fall and be completely disabled rather than just partially!

This plan has few drawbacks and is backed by the good Doctor Alford.

It gives me warm fuzzies to know you guys are looking out for me.

How is everyone this day?

Abe Lincoln was the first person ever to use an emoticon.



Stop the press

All the better for the conjunction of you and my imagination.

:rolleyes

Get your tyttobakteeri-infected, eye-rolling, Finnish-speaking ass outta here, Ranny-K.

Don't you have a new tv to buy?

Explain yourself

:rolleyes

http://www.labnol.org/internet/did-a...emoticon/6682/

:rolleyes

==):-)=

hahahhahahah HUNTIN' BEAVER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsArvcl3vo

HAHA I get it!

I pay attention to all the wrong sports. Cricket, Rugby, & Ladies Tennis?

The only one I got to discuss in the sports forum was the tennis, and it mostly consisted of ElPila rubbing his legs like an Argentinian Vic Reeves.

I met a lady last year in a surgery waiting room...she was a research physician, from India but working here in the US, married to a caucasian American.

She took him to India and his first hour there, he's trying out cricket with her family (the family he just met) and somehow completely shreds his lower leg to bits.

First time ever out of the country and he's in an Indian ER. No ambulances, so they piled him in a taxi to get him there. They gave him some sort of emergency surgery- screws and pins- to get him home. So she was waiting for the American doctors to redo the job because she (an Indian doctor) didn't trust the doctors in New Delhi.

My semi-point was, how scary would it be to be so seriously injured an HOUR after you arrive in a foreign country your first time ever, and even your native-born spouse is looking nervous?

Pffft, I've had worse.

does anybody here own a pistol? i am considering getting one and i need input. i want a Kimber Raptor II but there is no way i am dropping 1400 dollars.

HOW THE FUCK :(

I swear i only pressed the button once.

I got banned from StripCreator six years ago :(

http://www.stripcreator.com/users/Netuohnav

lol

I'd also pick Esuohlim for the worst regular ever :rolleyes

I'm feeling pretty good.
A little past 7 AM and I'm already intoxicated.
I probably shouldn't try to pack dishes now, but I'm going to anyways.

I'd say we've packed about half the house at this point.
Now I'm selling clothes on craigslist.
I'll pee on them for an extra $10 (plus shipping and handling).
;) ;)

lol

In other news: this struck me last night and apparently I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Ovechkin totally looks like that Jaws guy

DUH

milhouse i demand that you edit the frowny face in this post into a lol face, it is not sad face to be banned from strip crater by brad the canadian who bans everyone funny

Sup guys!

Hickman, you make the army seem ok. How dare you upset my principles.

The Army is more then OK. It's downright great

I have two cousins who went through survival training together and would use it to fuck with people. I remember going to the grocery store with them and each one somehow knew exactly where the other was at all times. They'd throw glass jars over the tops of the aisles at each other and catch them every time.

They also put colored smokebombs down groundhog holes, which resulted in a spectacular rainbow groundhog parade and the single awesomest 4th of July ever.

Bad shouty army people and princes. I bet they have bad recycling facilities too.

Gentlemen, wanking gives you cancer. [link]

Please, knock it off.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
haha.


hahahahha. I like this. Like it's gonna stop anyone.

It is lol and a badge of honor but apparently I made over 500 comics and I'd like to know where they all went >:

Police Search for Jail Escapee (read for description of clothing)

How the hell are they dressing people in jail there?

I can still wank, so long as I massage my prostate ;)

:lol

It's pretty obvious who happened to be the prison's bitch. No wonder he's on the run

Dad has a virus that seems to be activated by Chinese New Year.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

How do I group shapes in photoshop?

Holy shit guys, over weight is contagious :eek

Is this what you are talking about?

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...2024839AAdFyc8

Thank you, T-Dawg. Someday I'll install google on this computer and I won't have to keep asking for help. :)

That place was just epic for prison escapes. I lived in a town that housed one of those jails, and I actually worked across the street from it for a while (we got prank calls from them...attempted prank calls, since they attempted to do it collect and the operator always told us it was the jail, and we'd just refuse).

That city was already notorious because John Dillinger escaped from the jail there. It was the local Sheriff's big shame and no one was allowed to mention it while she was alive. She lived to 102 or something, in a big mansion downtown.

There was one very famous incident in the early 2000s where these two murderers escaped, shot police officers, held people hostage in their houses, had a shootout at a gas station, and (for a few long, long hours) hid out in the woods behind our house.

That was unbelievably fucking scary. It was like a movie...nighttime, rural house, you look out the front window and there's a police helicopter hovering right there with a searchlight, someone shouting through a bullhorn to stay on the floor in your house and don't move. Shit. And cops tromping all through your woods. They caught the guys the next day running through a cornfield, I think.

Right after I moved where I am now, there was some sort of minor juvie escape and they had roads blocked off and helicopters out...I had flashbacks. :hypno

Epic? Really?

Yes, epic, ass.

Do you think I'd bore you all with an account of every single one?

Anyhow, my ex in-laws trumped the experience of the escapees in the woods.

If it's not worth retelling then it's hardly epic at all, you ditzy bitch.

Hug it out you two!

Ah, listen to you sling the insults. Do they make you feel better?

Anyway, any newspapers I link to have the annoying "nuh-uh, you gotta buy the content" thing, which gets to be an irritating stumbling block in the retell.

And if you're nitpicking about word usage, I ain't bovvered.

But I think what's more likely that you've been wanting to turn back into a bitch for some time and this was just your moment to pounce.

You insulted me first! And as I have made clear, I have the mentality of a child. Maybe I should ask how hanging around morons and perverts make you feel?

normal.

I stopped? :eek

I think it might be that I haven't read any ZeldaQueen posts yet today. She really makes your blathering seem tolerable.

I've never been, but I've heard it's nice.

STOP YELLING AT MOM!

i hope you two kill eachother