who do you trust futurama or chojin with his worldly knowledge :rolleyes

chojin lied to me then.

also, http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Zuggernaut_(New_Earth)

:lol

:lol

I aspire not to be a faggot this year. Not going so well so far. :<

No seriously though I think my job is killing me. It's why I haven't been posting here lately. That and my laptop had a meltdown like 3 weeks ago. But yeah my job.

Basically what I do is I go in and shovel ice into bags to be used to store blood, which has to be kept as cold as possible to avoid spoilage. Anyway though this wouldn't be so bad but for a few things. Namely that the machines I scoop the ice out of are very low to the ground and I am 6'1". I have to spend about 6 hours every day bent at a 45 degree angle and making repetitive wrist movements. Also, I work in the very early morning (usually at 12:00 a.m. - 2 a.m. til about 8 or 9 in the morning) and my schedule is utterly, completely random. It's gotten a bit better, but during the holidays it was not uncommon for me to go in at 4 a.m. one night and then 1 a.m. the next day. I miss the sun.

I also load heavy shit onto trucks in -100 degree weather and that's doing a number on my back as well. I am beginning to wonder if it's worth it at all but I really need the job and I get insurance benefits from it but I'm worried it's coming at the cost of my health. WHAT DO

winter's almost over so hopefully itll get better!

I hope so but I still work in the dark so getting warmer isn't really going to help too much until like May :<

youll be so miserable you wont even realize that the time flies by until next winter

Back problems can lead to a really bad quality of life later on, and some kind of insurance isn't going to be much help down the track when your back is just completely fucked.

If it's bad enough for you to be worried about it, it's probably bad enough for you to look for another job.

Why dont you use a diferent shovel?

It's not a shovel, actually, it's a hand scoop, basically like the ones used to scoop coffee at the grocer's but bigger. A for reals shovel would be too big to scoop into the bags properly.

:lol man that sucks and is also ridiculous as fuck

yuou need one of those grabber things where you push a button and the mouth thing closes.

Like hungry hungry hippos.

I just got broken up with. I'm not doing so great guys.

Chin up bro it's Valentine's day!

I want chocolate :(

I got you a cholate heart box elx. Its got sponge candy in it.

she broke up with you on valentines day?

what a cunt move.

YOU FRUIT CUPS.

it takes all kinds of fruits to make fruit cup

BLING BLONG BLING BLONG

:x

life's great you guys are quears


the other day i got high and pulled out a sketchbook to see if anything would come out but eventually my mind was stuck on how much i hate the town i'm living in now because it's all fast food and churches and all of the things i was drawing involved churches or cheeseburgers.

i decided it was time to put the paper away when i drew the sacred heart of jesus replacing the heart with a cheeseburger

Can you post us a picture of that cheeseburger? ;) ;)

There was a pretty old church behind my house that got converted into the largest McDonald's playplace in the 3 nearest counties.

mixing religion and cheeseburgers?

banned

also fast foodchurches sound awesome

did willie quit the internet

He quit I-Mock because Chojin was a downer about ponies

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

No meat touching, please!

WEIRDIE BEANS AT WEIRDIE BEANS AT WEIRDIE BEANS AT WEIRDIE BEANS AT

I've never seen it written so neatly.

I sat next to a table of drunken idiot community college girls this evening. I'm sure that makes them eminently fuckable in someone's book but holy shit were they dumb. They were loud, so everyone got to share in their conversation about tube socks, and one of them kept bragging about her 2.4 GPA. One of them stuck her hand in the fireplace because she didn't believe the flames were real. To make things extra classy, when the mexican waiters came out to sing their birthday song to a guy a couple of tables over, one of them waved her arms and sang BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH BURRIIIIIITO.

Didn't believe the flames were real...

you read my mind :O

yesterday i heard somebody exclaim "i'm so hungry i could eat... a dirt sandwich."

Ugh.

I was kind of really hoping the waiters spit in their food.

at a restaurant id say about 60%-80% of the food will be touched by unwashed hands at some point before it gets to you. It could be as many as 3 people too. The cook, the person traying food, and the server.

I feel bad for people who give a shit about germs.

Yeah, my hopes were high because this restaurant had previously been shut down for some exotic Mexican stomach bug infecting a good chunk of the town. Best margaritas on earth, though. I think they pour a whole bottle of cuervo in the blender, and sometimes they serve them with upside-down coronas sticking out of them. I figure I'll drink one of those with my meal and whatever bug makes it through that deserves to go on and duke it out with my immune system.

Usually if I follow my rules (no sour cream, no preservative-soaked meat or lettuce, no pink hamburger), I'm good.

I wish dishes all day and make club sandwhiches for people afterwards. Dishwasher specialty.

i read this as "mexican wrestlers"

I had lunch at a Mexican resturant today and I spit in my own food, just because I hate myself.

montezuma's revenge

I think that was from cracked clay sewer pipes that deliver your drinking water with a twist of cholera, but yeah, something like that.

every restaraunt i've worked at there's a big sweaty mexican (or a little sweaty mexican) who washes dishes for about 10 hours a day getting splashed with slop, and then when he transfers the dishes from the dish pit to the cooks he carries them by holding them up against his sweaty body/trash splattered apron.

That was probably me.

All this talk about cracked clay sewer pipes is making me hungry.

yEAH, MEXICANS SURE ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE. iTS A GOOD THING YOU GUYS HATE THEM SO MUCH OR YOU WOULD GET SICK TO OFTEN.

This restaurant is fantastic and the mexicans here are the richest people in town, so I don't think they give two shits if some drunk community college girl replaces their birthday lyrics with burrito burrito burrito tbh

the richest people in your town are mexican?

ohio

Portsmouth

do you guys still have feudalism in ohio

:lol

yes

so I got a blowjob this morning and the girl's kind of new at giving them so after i spooged she didn't let go of it in her mouth and my weiner scraped up against her teeth and now there's a bunch of purple spots on the tip of it

:lol

i have a sore spot as well br0 dont worry u not alone

I'm moving out of my flat tomorrow, but I've left cleaning it up until the very last minute. The place is a dump and it's nearly 2am.

Should I clean it up now and probably not sleep, don't worry about it, or go to bed now and wake up early to do it?

You're all in a different hemisphere and wont reply to this until it's too late, if at all.

depending on how much you have to do, not sleeping may be your only option

kiss that security deposit goodbye

whoop

I wouldn't sleep, but I would rather clean than sleep anyway.

Just vacuum it and that should work.

I went with these options. Hoovering the dishes actually works quite well, too.

Sometimes, it's worth the money.

I'm not sure if I should be scared by this image or incredibly turned on.

That looks like one of the ads for those places that "helps" people finance homes. Seriously, thats like one of the animations they use.

I found this for some reason came up under googles auto complete thing. Guys we have a problem there are a small amount of people who actually HATE us. I don't know what you guys did to these people but it must have been horrible. They are formidable opponents too. One of them boasts that she make $2000 a week working from her home, while another has turned $47 in $5000 by doing something.

They got together and made a facebook page. If this board is anyything like an arab nations government we should fear facebook pages against us.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/i-hate...wall&filter=12

Also a person named "brian Lynch" hates us.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564725185

I say we take the path of Mohamed Assad destroy this rebel held city.

my sister sent me a text about how she got her first dui (she wears this as some sort of point of pride considering she's been drunk-driving for over a decade) and she burned her face on the steering wheel when she ran head-on into a telephone pole and totaled her car.

am i supposed to feel sorry for her?

she obviously thinks its cool so why should you feel bad for her

unless its because shes stupid

I read that as hovering dishes at first which made me think you were

Why is one poking up out of his pooper?

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to spin plates on sticks?

I thought that was a legit anti i-mockery group for a little while, and I was proud.

sounds pretty cool to me

sup guys. I'm super fucking drunk and I probably won't remember posting this in the morening so FUCK it.

BTW ITS REALLY GOOD BEING BACK IN THE USA COMPARED TO AFGHANISTAN

hey hickman.

sup dude

I came back for sam's b-day.

uappy birthday sam!

Welcome home.

MY BIRTHDAY IS TRULY A MAGICAL DAY.

KORAN BURNER

KORAN BURGER

KOREAN BONER

COCKER SPANIEL

I can understand everything but the mayonnaise.

vomit

the butter would just melt >:

Do that with ice cubes

greaseburn.

Grass bums

I don't know you and I don't give a fuck about you.

Every time theres storm they cut off the energy in my country specilly after midnight so yeah pretty much rain brough me here since i cant sleep :( anyways happy birtday sam :\

Happy birthdays belong in happy birthday threads! Don't they teach etiquette in whatever backwards as fuck country you are from?