I was watching that video of Rog talking about microwavable milkshakes a few days ago and it made me realize that I've known about I-Mockery for like 11 fucking years. Also Rog never looks any older.

He lives in the past in the future.

I remember when I used to lurk you guys back during the .net days. Oh the memories that I can only share with my lonesome self.

:wank

I remember liking phpBB better than vBulletin.

I still like phpBB better than vBulletin.

I remember I couldn't register on the old I-Mock ezboard because I was a complete jerk on random ezboards and I'm pretty sure I got myself globally banned. And I couldn't figure out how to go around it at the time. :(

Waiting to see a movie...in minutes to show time and the theater is completely silent and dark. Creepy as all fuck.

Jeez. It's been a long time. I looked back at the features and had some flashbacks.

So I still have an account here, cool. It's been a while homies.

i'M NEW. SUP JERKS

:newbie

Oh good some guy is back, things are really going to start picking up again

do u like picklehats?

olmost time for my 1 year bananiversary

Don't you mean "things are really going to start pickling up again"?

zugs for tood

Does anyone live in Wichita Falls, TX and know of a good taqueria?

So for the last week I had a course at CSTAR (Canadian Surgical Technologies and Advanced Robotics). It was kind of like an OR prep course, focusing on skills and situations that you may encounter in the operating room.
Highlights include (and any of these I could have made into a story)

• Electrosurgery - Used a Bovie to cut up some pork. This was our second day of rotation and using a tool that produces over 1000°C to cauterize was awesome. Plus we set it on spray coag mode (which you see the electricity arc)
• Suturing - Holy crap am I ever bad at suturing. Guess I need some more sewing classes or something. Also it was on pig's feet which was gross.
• Laproscopic Surgery Sim - This was pretty cool and very challenging. Using little simple robot arms to grab things and only being guided by a camera is tough. We had a challenge to see who could transfer 6 hoops onto 6 pegs the fastest. My time was 55 seconds... The record was 24 :(
• Anesthesia machine - Taught the basics of which this dial does and what gas goes where. They asked for a volunteer, which of course was myself. To my disappointment, I was not anesthetized but instead they just took my vitals. But I impressed everyone by lowering my SpO2 to 90%! (The lowest healthy people get safely is 92)
• Intubation - Balls hard on mannequins and probably even more challenging on some individual. Using a Laryngoscope to move someone's tongue and jaw is a lot of work. Especially because you have to use your non-dominant hand; your dominant hand guides the tube!
• My first ever cadaver lab! :rock - Cholecystectomy. Was intense as hell. Likely won't ever get to do this again, but it was pretty fascinating. All the friends I told about this thought it was gross, but I learned a lot from it. Like how crowded it is inside a person - four people's hands take up a lot of room. Oh, and remember all the names for tools is brutal.* For the record: people are much easier to cut through than pig's feet.

*Kellys, mayos, mets, needle drivers, lauers, wagens, richards, snaps, towel clips...

too neat.

spambot. :melt

edit: hey guys i guess im gonna post the same shit three times for no reason

too neat.

spambot. :melt

:MUSICHUMOR

too neat.

spambot. :melt

i'M HAVING A DEUCE

Tadao. I'm thinking about getting my man junk tied. Can you still shoot buckets after?

:lol

Is there a procedure you can get done where it's like Day 52 every time? :o

The only difference is you wont make babies. You still spuge the same amount, it has the same consistency and it still taste the same. I'll let you taste if if you want.