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I better taste it just to make sure then. I don't want to have a tasteless bonesaw shooter.

No body has complained yet. In fact the ladies are happier because the don't have to worry about getting pregnant and still take a hot load all up in their cooch. I think there may be a new vasectomy technique that was approved this year that is easily reversible. I saw something on the news lat month or so. Didn't pay attention since I already got mine.

Just want to take the time out to thank you all for making me have to explain "*dicks touch each other*" to my 82 year old grandfather. That was a super bonding experience.

Did you use the euphemism "swordfight"?

If two guys with vasectomies touch boners is it gay?

I heard its not.

Better taste it to make sure.

Hey thrasho if GG Allin were still alive how much would you pay him to poop on you, serious question

2 wooden nickels

You need to work on your Alt-Tab speed, Kitsa. I perfected it whilst chatting to another woman during a loveless relationship.

You can to if you believe in yourself.

I've learned to never be on I-Mock when people are around.

Also, how did you explain it? I don't even know how to explain it if I had to and I wrote it :(

EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you.

u could just say its about two dudes named richard who touch penises

Nomeansno's rhythms are so strange.

I know too many people that like children's shows because of dumb reasons. How can I stop them from liking dumb things?

I think dicks touch each other is why my work banned i-mockery.

THAT WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IF OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT

this obama nation is an abomination

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs and one tongue.

+1 prickle

put an old gem in backups last night
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7466&page=2

anyone else remember erika crystal

it's an internet COUNTER-CULTURE, grandad

Dudes, I just hugged my dad. Awesome.

Also drunk muthafurckasssss!

you came to the right messageboard while drunk

this is where all the action is at

this is where the cool people are at

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