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Got a free subscription to Spin magazine.
Read the first issue yesterday. What a bunch of masturbatory product-placement-heavy claptrap about a bunch of bands I care little to nothing about. Rock journalism has gone down the shitter hard. All I came away with was vague surprise about Patton Oswalt being moderately articulate in an op-ed piece. |
woah they still publish spin? that's awful.
i burned my hand/wrist with soup because i'm a fuckwit. |
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Somewhere there is a Grandpa Simpson crying right now
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Speaking of wang cutting, didn't you get yours done at planned parenthood for like $100? I have been putting this off for a year almost and still got no insurances.
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God damn I hate the 4th of July. It really brings out the fucking redneck, nationalist, intolerant jerks.
Patriotism is gay. |
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Andys die in threes :(
Rooney Griffith ... |
Eric Sykes died. :(
But then maybe the British don't count. |
NOT TODAY, FAGS
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WOO |
Why couldn't it have been andy dick.
I hate that guy. |
now i can only whistle the andy griffith theme song while i eat my morning grits with tears in my eyes :(
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I passed right by Mt Airy not long ago and didn't stop, now I wish I had, not that it would have meant or changed a damn thing.
I also bypassed the graves of Chang and Eng, the famous Barnum & Bailey conjoined twins who became tobacco farmers and slave owners and baptist deacons. |
the BEAUTIFUL MT. AIRY LODGE
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I did stop at the world's largest strawberry, though.
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*andy dicks touch each other*
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I used to have ICQ as my instant messenger. That was awesome. Everyone had it and life was great. Than I had to add YIM and AIM because people are fickle and gay. Then MSN and now I'm supposed to Skype? Fuck all ya'll. I don't need to talk to anyone that badly.
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I have Skype because I'm going to get rid of my cell phone soon. :\
You don't need that shit in the internet age. |
once i tried icq and was like "NUMBERS? FUCKEN GAY" and then i tried yim and some 40-something dude sent me a message and i was like "SERIOUSLY FUCKEN GAY" and now it's 2012 and i still use aim
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also skype's lame because i'd feel obliged to pay attention to what's going on, rather than the 8 tabs i have open at any given moment
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Just got back from the ER, where I spent a fun-filled 3 hours checking to see if my cat left any chunks of teeth in my hand when he mauled it.
He didn't, but now I have to do a round of Augmentin. Hate Augmentin. He was freaked out during a bath and now it looks like someone attacked the meat of my hand with a staple remover. |
You bathe your cat? I hope you have a proper reason to (which I am sure you do) because otherwise I have no sympathy.
Speaking of cats, my cat is no longer obese! He's cat sized now. |
I don't have a cat. I have an ottoman.
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