Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 467778)

Man I hat that one :eek

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 467782)

I have no clue what's going on, I just can't handle the high paced world of the I-Mockery Chat Room.

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 464662)

your not cool until you introduce yourself in general blabber. c'mon. it's tradition. go start the "hi i'm new" thread. we will respect you then

Originally Posted by Noodles (Post 467494)

THE EASY ROUTE IS FUN!!!!!

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 467497)

Goat Cheese is still more annoying than you. :\

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 467498)

Fun,



666666

Originally Posted by Wiffle Bat (Post 467499)

WaZaaaap!!**

Originally Posted by SKATERMONKEY (Post 467506)

hi, im new too would you like to be my friend?

Originally Posted by Noodles (Post 467512)

Yes but like him I am a rebel,cuz' I rebel n' stuff! Look at me rebel the need to pronounce correctly!:eek

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 467514)

word up, brother! being a rebel is cool!

Originally Posted by Noodles (Post 467517)

But unfortunatly being rebel is emo so im a little dissapointedin my self.

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 467518)

not if you rebel against that emo scene!

imagine just you and me. two hip cool cats strolling around town looking fro some chickies.

Originally Posted by Noodles (Post 467653)

CHICKS

Originally Posted by WHAT (Post 467655)

CHICKENS

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 467702)

Where's the best thread ever emote? It surely should have been posted by now.

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 467704)

only a douchbag with an IQ lower than a soft boiled egg would start a "Hi, I"m new thread". How desperate for attention you must be, you goddamned mongoloid.

Originally Posted by Homowner (Post 467708)

I was going to make one of these threads as well, but I decided my thread in Mock Wars was annoying enough.

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 467724)

This is far from the best thread ever. >:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 467730)

but since that emoticon is generally only used sarcastically it is apropriate

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 467785)

Mongoloid is an awesome word.

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 466123)

I swear I can just drive to his house. I'm afraid though he might not take kind to strangers on his property. maybe if I bring tidings of frog monster cupcakes he'll let me in his inner sanctum.

Do you guys live near other i-mockey denizens?

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 466126)

I live a little ways south of willie

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 466129)

I live close to all the crappy ones.

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 466132)

About 8 of us used to live within a few hours of each other

Schimid and I hang out on a regular basis

Originally Posted by Tropical (Post 466133)

stop hanging out in the forums.
go hang out in rog's crib.

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 466134)

This reminds me of the time that MEATMAN wrote rog and wanted his mom to drop him off at Rog's house so they could hang out for a day :<

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 466137)

I also live in portland with Mubert, but I don't think that counts because he was banned. Several times. :<

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 466138)

hahah I remember that. Glowbelly was the only one to ever actually show up at my place randomly, but she chickened out about actually coming to my door and knocking, so she just left a note.

But yeah, I'd probably shoot somebody if they just randomly showed up at my place. And I don't even have a gun so I'd have to shoot them with HARSH WORDS.

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 466147)

Man, what a FREE SPIRIT/REBEL that girl is :rolleyes

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 466158)

I live near Captain Robo :rolleyes

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 466159)

I'm sure that someone stalked me :shocked

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 466167)

I live a hour away from Cliff Steele and Noob3.

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 466169)

Once I came on here and the damp moose showed up and was all I SAW YOU AT THE MALL TODAY. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING CAUSE YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE IN A HURRY. I WATCHED YOU PLAY PUMP IT UP. YOU HAVE SOFT SKIN.

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 466170)

Actually, when I was looking at the earliest posts I made on the other board I saw a post by FeuerAffe. See, it's funny because our hometowns are right next to each other, we share a mutual real-life friend, and now we read each other's Livejournals while going to the same school. And? We've never met in person.

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 466172)

i vaguely remember that person!

Originally Posted by ArrowX (Post 466173)

I think I live near zomboid, this is Canada 5 hours is "a little" ways away. Hed probly try and shit kick me If i showed up at his place.

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 466175)

replace noob3 with fathom zero and cliff steele with 15 minutes instead of an hour

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 466178)

I don't know who here has met the most board people in real life but I'd wager it's a tie between me and glowbelly ;<

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 466186)

As soon as I setup a West Coast Mock Meet that will all change :o

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 466188)

i've met: cliff steele & black flag :(

if there was a west coast mockmeet in the summer i might drive there but it's doubtful

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 466189)

I would like to meet Rongi

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 466190)

You should go meet AChimp & SolidSnakeAss :o

Isn't Canada like the size of Texas or something?

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 466191)

Canada is the size of Russia...I don't think A-chimp and I would have anything in common, I've had sex.

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 466193)

Really!? I thought you got your gonorrhea from your tractor :o

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 466195)

I liked when you were all angry and hardly posted :\

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys (Post 466196)

Canada = 3,559,294 sq. miles

Russia - 6,592,800 sq. miles

Keep trying.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 466197)

I live near Spooky and the The Retro Kat too I think!

Originally Posted by eggyolk (Post 466198)

sethomas i think i live by you somewhat. i recall you talking about indiana once in the food forum.

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 466201)

ahahahahaha :<

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 466206)

*shakes fist* ...Some day...

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 466219)

i met jixby and mister fart and wreck and barry and emma and doctor juno before :(

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 466222)

west coast?!! :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 466223)

and i could theoretically meet supafly and uh damnthatdavid (if he hadn't gone all miltiary on us) without a lot of effort

and if what he said was true, i've probably been within 100 feet of father spaz/gw and not realized it

oh and even though hobo renee's going to college in my town i never did give her a formal welcome to the state becaues well i don't know why :(:(

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 466232)

Pretty close, yeah. I've got relatives in GP that I never visit or talk to that you probably know.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 466234)

Doesn't he live in Australia? :eek

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 466236)

Yeah people take planes to the US, jerk.

I live near Saad. That's it Thankfully zeldas hairest fan lives across the entire state.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 466237)

yeah but he came over here cause he won a contest to meet k. smith and jason mewews and so he made a tour of the whole thing :x

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 466241)

I don't know about you but I would never take a plane to a country in a another hemisphere for some sort of Internet rendez-vous and nothing else :rolleyes

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 466245)

I wonder what rog's house is like?

I bet its like a shakey's or something.

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 466258)

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 466259)

I live near goat cheese
:(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 466266)

oh shit :jealous

Originally Posted by Preechr (Post 466290)

I've probably been through Blue Oatmeal's territory 50 times in the last year, and I think Gasux lives in my neck of the woods, but I don't know them. I ate lunch with Max once just to make Kevin jealous.

Originally Posted by DuFresne (Post 466292)

NC :( :(

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 466295)

Eh, I live in west palm beach, FL. I don't think anybody here lives there and it's for the best. This place sucks.

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 466296)

Good thing none of you creeps live near me

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 466318)

I met WRECK and EMMA and HOBO RENEE and FIREBUNNY MARY and WILLIECUTIONEER and MISTER FART and for some reason i think maybe I'm forgetting someone

I have spoken to GLOWBELLY and DAPHNE and DOLE and GADZOOKS and MR ADVENTURE over phones

I live 3 hours away from sam and budda and probably comrade rocket (he lives there right) but they have weird sexy stuff going on all the time so I'd rather not meet them

I also understand I live very close to dax fusaro

Originally Posted by ArrowX (Post 466325)

Doubtful but who might they be?

I can't wait to move out of this oily shit town, and I hope the rest of my family feels the same. I'm scared for my little sis, because she has to grow up in this town that produces slutty dumb asses at about a 9:1 ratio (1 for intelligent people) Just the other day she came home talking about how her principal had to call the police and to take the native man away because he was asking kids for their lunch.

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 466326)

I almost met huond at an airport but things fell through.*

*he got launched

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 466332)

Last name is Carr, I think. One is around your age and the other is a few years younger.

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 466369)

I should visit USA, never been there before :(

Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore (Post 466395)

I used to live really close to Eye Tie, and we never hung out. :(

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 466421)

He's never shown a picture of himself and he talks of all these grandiose adventures and gay excursions, so he's pretty much the original Guitar Woman.

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid (Post 466424)

I've meet Supafly, but that isn't hard seeing how we went to school together and he showed me the wonders of I-Mockery. (It was also Supa who originally yelled out "DAMN THAT DAVID" in real life, and I had no other ideas for names when I created my account, so I used that.)

Now I live almost smack dab between Seattle and San Francisco, so in theory, I could visit anyone on the west coast and still drive about the same distance.

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 466426)

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 466427)

Man you should it's like one big Jerry Springer episode

Originally Posted by ArrowX (Post 466437)

I'd totally hang out with RaNkeri.

EDIT:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 466452)

ArrowX: Handing out handjobs

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 466464)

i've met & had sex with draw a sidewalk

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 466511)

I think I live like 2 hours away from Emu. :(

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 466514)

you should go to his house and like watch TV.

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 466596)

I live near Randomskyfears. I think I live near somebody else too, I remember them talking about Cincy chili.

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 466652)

I visit Cinci fairly frequently, even though I live here in Lawton.

Have you been to the Newport Aquarium? It's stellar.

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 466666)

It's an aquarium. It's alright. :\

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 466669)

Whatever, man. I almost fell in the shark tank.

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 466851)

I live maybe 2 hrs away from IS, but we haven't met. Maybe when I get a less shitty car :x

Originally Posted by Protoclown (Post 466873)

Here are all the mockers that I've known/met in person (many of whom don't post anymore):

Mockery
Doopa
Jaeger S. Meistersen
Glowbelly
Military Messiah
Killing Joke
Zero Signal
Sspadowsky
McClain
Dr. Boogie
George/Broverg
Nancy
Empty Gas Tank
Buffalotom
Dole
Chojin
Bim skala Bim
Bag of Rox
Feralmew
Agent Burdock (and Josh)
Cherry
theapportioner/CLAspinster
Miss Modular
Carnivore
crazybiter
Max Burbank
Edorian
Orange Juice Bruce
MLE
Daphne


I made most of that list after the NYC Mock Meet so I wouldn't forget who all I've met, and I might have met a few more since then that I've just forgotten about, but I think that's everyone.

PS - I'm gonna collect all you guys like Pokemon

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 466876)

Man, I almost went to the Chicago mockmeet back in 2001. Oh well. I wonder if it's possible to have one now without it sucking.

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 466880)

I'd wanna meet Sethomas, just because he's an intellectual.

And I think we have the same last name and that'd be all woah.

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 467002)

Who here lives in NYC? Theres got to be somebody here but I've never heared anyone mention it before.

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 467005)

Ummmm, I can just think of theapportioner. But sometimes I go there because my sister lives in Brooklyn!

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 467007)

Well, microshock lives in New York. :\

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 467262)

he never believes anything I tell him, but he doesn't understand that I live in Texas and grandiose adventures and gay excursions are all we fucking have to do here.

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 467263)

I thought that shit would be illegal down there.

Originally Posted by ArrowX (Post 467265)

:O SEVENFORCE!!! I MISSED U, HOW WAS GETTING THRASHED BY THE STORMS!?

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 467526)

man both mockery and protoclown posted in this thread. All I need now to complete my collection is mburbank or AChimp! muahahahaha!

Originally Posted by Pihlak101 (Post 467648)

Im from Ontario i think 1 person livs near me but i forgot there name.

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 467774)

i live on long island!

i could probably meet ant0179 without too much effort, but i barely know the guy!

for some reason i used to think blackflag lived around albany

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 467794)

Oh man Pub do that for this thread :eek

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 467808)

man multiquote only works in the same thread :(

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 467809)

If you copy Pub Lover then you'll be a rebel and then you and me cruisin for chickies.

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 467816)

No way. If you go into another thread after multiquoting stuff, it has a little thing you can click that carries the stuff to the new thread.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161133)

work, dang you

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161135)

KITTES :D

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161137)

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PROUD I AM TO BE THE FIRST PERSON ASIDE FROM YOU WILLIE TO POST IN THIS THREAD THAT MAKES ME THIRD RIGHT?

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161138)

I'M GOING TO THE STORE, TO BUY SOME PIZZA :mindsay

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161139)

7:41 PM

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161140)

oh HO you can post more than once a mintue :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161141)

:lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161142)

HEY YOU'RE A JERK PS HERE IS A SWEAR FOR THE INTERNET (FUCKTARD)

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161143)

MY PHONE IS LESS THAN A FOOT IN FRONT OF MY FACE

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161144)

HEY WILLIE

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161145)

HEY DONT CALL ME FUCKTARD THIS IS I-MOCKERY WE DONT USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE HERE :x

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161146)

hi capn't crunch :rolleyes or should I asy RONGI

hi hickman :rolleyes or should I say ESHOUNLIM

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161147)

I ATE A DOUGHNUT

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161148)

oh w/e :rolleyes

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161149)

HI I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

-willie

Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas (Post 161150)

even

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161151)

HI WILLIE, OR SHOULD I SAY JEAN :(

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161152)

that w/e was for willie not you dickman :rolleyes

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161153)

NO YOU DONT YOU REALLY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAND :lol AM I RIGHT FELLAS THAT GUY REALLY MASTURBANTES INSTEAD OF POSSIBLY KNOWING A GFIRL :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161154)

I LIKE ASIAN GIRLIES

EDIT FUCK YOU GUYS

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161155)

10:45

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161156)

HI EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD YOU WIN A DONLLAR J/K I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY >:

-willie

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161157)

THIS IS TOO COMPLICATED BECAUSE WE ARE ALL POSTING ON THE SAME MINUTE IT'S CONFUSING :(

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161158)

I LIKE THE NAME STEVE. SAME GAVE IT TO ME

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161159)

EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161160)

I CAN SAY STUFF IN CAPS

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161161)

:ANGRYJERKPOST

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161162)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161163)

WHOOPS I GOT TO GO NOW ITS BEEN FUN HUH GUYS :lol AM I RIGHT

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161164)

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161166)

::POUNDS ON EVERYONE BUT CRUNCH:: :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161167)

i mena it :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161168)

PLZ DUN POUND ME MISTAR SCHIMID :<

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161169)

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161170)

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF SOMEONE DIED ON THE INTERNET :lol

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161171)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161172)

You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while

you jerks

-willie

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161173)

i saw that :rolysesyes

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161174)

I LIKE SECKS

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161175)

stupid jerks I can't believe I posted stupid words like that :omfg I try to read this whole thread but I couldn't it's too long >:

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161177)

SIT ON IT POSTY :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161178)

:melt :(

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161180)

HEY GUYS, I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS HEADING! :)

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161182)

All of you could post once a minute for like 2 straight days and I'd still win. :hat

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161185)

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!! >:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161186)

NOO

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161187)

YES!

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161190)

BRING IT, SAMMY

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161193)

OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT. :rolleyes

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161194)

OH YAH I CAN'T POST FOR 2 STRAIGHT DAYS BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW. :(

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161201)

JOBS ARE FOR LOSERS :(

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161202)

JOBS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO STILL NEED TO BUY THE ATHF DVD >:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161205)

I ONLY HAVE FAMILY GUY VOLUME ONE :<

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161208)

YOU COULD HAVE THEM ALL IF YOU HAD A JOB >:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161210)

I have 14 shows on dvd and I don't have a job. :lol

I'm poor now, however. :(

I used to have a job. I should go back to it soon. :(

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161211)

What was your job???

Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean (Post 161212)

AHAHA FUN :lol

NICE NEW AVATAR WILL, SIHT'S TOO CUTE


EEEARRHMEEWWOOO

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161214)

I WORKED AT ELECTRONICS BOUTIQUE FOR LIKE FOUR MONTHS ONCE. :(

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161216)

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161217)

I'M DIRT POOR. I LIVE IN THE GHETTO. MY SCHOOL HAS RAP SNACKS IN STOCK :(.

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161218)

KEEP GOING LIQUIDSTATIK, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. :)

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161219)

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161221)

NO SORRY, I LIEK GIRLS, CUZ THEY ARE PRETTY AND MAKE MY TUMMY FEEL ALL WEIRD LIKE I ATE TOO MUCH MACORONI. ;-)

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161223)

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 161231)

POST

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161234)

POST #2

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161237)

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161239)

I think Tubesock won this round, guys.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161241)

I HATE this thread >:

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161242)

tube sock round 69 lolol rofl omg number commedy :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161243)

hey did you know that the first day i was posting on the old ezboard they needed donates, so I donated enough money so that they needed a number that ended in 6.66 :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161245)

oh wait it wasn't the FIRST day, but it was definitely right after I started pposting :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161246)

tube sock twice as cold twice as STONED :rofl

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161247)

tube sock 666 omg lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161248)

the retro tubesock :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161250)

mad tubesock :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161251)

KITTIES

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161254)

SWEARS ON THE INTERNET

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161256)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161257)

THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD, FUCKERS :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161258)

My friend drew me in paint and she drew me crying :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161259)

ultra perfect tubesock :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161261)

I forgot to ask permission to be in this thread :( can i be in this thread :)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161263)

anyone cna be in this thread as long as they follow the rules

the rules are:

BE A JERK
and
POST INCESSANTLY

-willie

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 161264)

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161265)

I think I'd better get a post in too.

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161266)

Wheeeeee is my favorite word

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161267)

"Who's girth" hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahh

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161268)

i am brushing my hair jekrs

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161269)

three in a row

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161270)

DOES THIS COUNT AS BEING A JERK? I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161271)

royal tubesock :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161272)

everybody quit but me :(

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161273)

IMA GONNA GO GET SOME ICED TEA OK, FINE THEN.

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 161280)

which really means get sexed up...

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161281)

i have to pee :eek

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161284)

Things happen too fast!!!

Originally Posted by EverythingWillSuck (Post 161285)

I hope im not too late :eek

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161287)

okay guys i peed :lol

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161288)

Was it blood?

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch (Post 161290)

At first, no, but then I fell backwards onto the sink and tore my kindey open. THEN it was blood. :lol

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161291)

hey guys i got a quick question

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161292)

hold on

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161293)

I forgot my question i'm sorry :(

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161296)

oh i remember now

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161298)

lol I got some ice tea earlier, it was sobe zen tea which is orange cinnamon (the best flavor ice tea ever) :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161299)

it was a great question but i think it's too great

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161300)

ps i changed my avatar again so its cooler 8)

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161301)

ok here's the question

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161303)

where do you think you go when you die :eek?

i think you go into the matrix and fight agent smith :eek

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161304)

what is your question :lol

if it's "why the hell does freschetta pizza always tear up the roof of your mouth just like peanut butter crunch does" then that's my question too :(

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161305)

OH i think you go to an anime convention when you die if you are bad, and to a orgy convention if you are good 8)

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161306)

darn i shoulda asked that question because i really wanna know too :(

i had baked ziti pizza today. it was pretty good :yum

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161307)

ALTERNATE ANSWER: FIRE DRILL!

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161308)

i should start being good then

no more drinking or hot chicks ;(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161309)

omg ziti rules your face :lol

food forum :lol

lol ziti and face, what a teenage dillema :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161312)

this is what it woiuld be like if there was a i-mockery chatroom btw :lol except that I don't talk in chatrooms b/c I usually am doing somethging else like posting on a forum :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161313)

MAD LIBS TIME

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161314)

what's it like living in kitties

i bet there's a lot of fur :eek

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161317)

milhouse you sure do make it seem like detroit has a lot of black people in it :lol

maybe you should move :lol

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161318)

VERB

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161319)

i bought steaks and burritos and tater tots and corn and peas at the store :eek

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161322)

FART :lol

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161324)

urinate

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161325)

farting-urination :eek

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161328)

i don't live IN kitties, just with a lot of them :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161329)

MAD LIBS IS OVER >:

RONGI YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK AND GET MUGGED BY A BIG BLACK GUY :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161332)

thius thread is offensive to adrkies :eek

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161333)

OK MADLIBS IS BACK ;)

NOUN

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161334)

cunt

-willie

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 161335)

shit i fell behind again :(

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161336)

NOUN

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161337)

analflap

-willie

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 161338)

massive clitoris

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161339)

there's a lot of crime in new york :(

i wish someone would come and sotp the crime :(

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161341)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161342)

i want to be a super hero so i can stop crime :eek

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161344)

VERB

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 161345)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161346)

rape

-willie

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 161347)

this thread is going too fast im always three posts behind :(

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161348)

oh shit rongi's here :obey :worship

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161349)

maybe you can be the exocutioneer

of crime :eek

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 161350)

clocked

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161351)

that's ok scuutwice we'll understand :)

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161352)

executioneer your avatar is about 20 times more hilarious with :eek in it

:salute

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161354)

ADJECTIVE

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 161355)

yay

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161356)

hey schimid whatsup can i call you schi from now on i am layzee :p

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161358)

i know I just need a fast way to get around besisdes walking or driving or a cool way to detect crime so I can be there on tmie :(

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161359)

adjective: faggoty

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161360)

that's a toughy :(

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 161361)

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 161363)

side scrollish :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161364)

scruutwice we demand MORE asbestos :lol :simpsons

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161365)

Sorry, I have dialup so my computer is slow. :(

PERSON

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161367)

jixby phillips

PS YOU ARE FORGIVE FOR SLOW

-willie

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161369)

LOL WILLIE BEAT ME AND I HAVE DIAL UP TOO!

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 161370)

micheal jackson

:lol

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161371)

PERSON

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161372)

heather michelle

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161374)

i just ate an orange

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161375)

OH SHIT, THIS IS RATHER LONG. I'D BETTER DO THREE AT A TIME :(

VERB

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161376)

oh shit I better go eat an apple and then we should compare :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161377)

oranges are the best

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161378)

YELLING!

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161379)

hey guys my name isnt schmid okay dont call me schmid i swear id be so mad

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161380)

WHOOPS :lol. THREE AT A TIME STARTING NOW :eek

NOUN
FEELING
VERB

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161381)

Last time I looked it was only 3 pages long! :faint

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161382)

That made me LOL. :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161383)

shit
embarrassed
fellate

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161384)

willie is a fucking post demon :eek

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161385)

FIRST PERSON TO IM ME GETS A PRIZE

GO

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161386)

ADJECTIVE
VERB
NOUN

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161388)

cunty
poop
demon

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161389)

god damn willie you are a speed demon :(

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161391)

ADVERB
VERB
VERB

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161392)

fartly
fart
punch

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161393)

HEY GUYS, I'M LOOKING FOR SCHMID IS HE HERE??? :)

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161395)

post

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161396)

NOUN
ADVERB
PLACE

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161397)

RONGI WON THE IM CONTEST

round two GO SOMEONE IM ME HURRY

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161398)

apple
quickly
waste processing plant

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161399)

NOUN
INSULT

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161400)

apples are better than oranges ytou wanna fight about it



-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161401)

I wish there was an Apple Forum or something. :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161402)

condom
studio8 :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161403)

OH NO IT'S PERCY, MR. BONE'S NEPHEW

:(

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161404)

no way willie oranges 4 life

vitamin c and citrus all the way >:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161405)

schimid i don't get it :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161406)

apples have vitamin c too and they taste bettar >: lol if i want citrus I'll buy a cleaning product :rolleyes

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161408)

First guy named Rongi that unblocks me gets a prize! :D

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161409)

OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB. IT'S CALLED TEN COMMANDMENTS:

Ten Commandments

Thou shalt not cunt .

Thou shalt not rape an analflap

Thou shalt not be faggoty to Jixby Phillips or Heather Michelle

Thou shalt not yell a shit , especially not while embarrased

Thou shalt not fellate cuntily

Thou shalt not poop a demon without fartly fart first.

Thou shalt not punch without an apple

Thou shalt not cry quickly !

Thou shalt not go to waste processing plant without a condom

Thou shalt not be a(n) Studio8

I GOT THIS FROM ELIBS.COM :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161411)

totally lol omg :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161412)

:lol

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161413)

:lol

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161415)

someone do another one mad libs are my fav :D

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161416)

:lol

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161417)

w/e willie :rolleyes

citrus can be used for so much more then cleaning. like squirting jersk in the eye :rolleyes

besides apples skin tastes like gross >:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161418)

YOU taste like gross >:

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161419)

lol @ madlib

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161421)

omg that's mean :(

well you can take your apples and go jump off a bridge you meanie :(

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161422)

Apples are way better :rolleyes

ORANGE JUICE IS BETTER THAN APPLE JUICE THOUGH :(

BUT APPLE CIDER... :eek

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161423)

I'm sorry lets not compare apples to oranges anymore :(

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161424)

OK

My computer is going faster it seems. Who's up for another Mad Lib round? :D

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161425)

well alright :D

but we can all agree that brussel sprouts are gross :(

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161426)

HEARTS STARS HORSESHOES CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, POTS OF GOLD AND RAINBOWS AND ME RED BALLOONS :eek :eek

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161427)

Man, I love those fruit loops.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161428)

I've been angry at Lucky Charms since they took out diamonds. >:

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161429)

NOW THEY HAVE SECRET THINGS :eek

WHEN YOU PUT MILK IN, A KEY IS REVEALED :eek

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161430)

my roommate found this bag cereal one time that was like froot loops with marshmallows, only it had almost as much marshmallows as froot loops :eek

MAD LIBS

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161431)

ALRIGHT, NOW FELLAS?

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161432)

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161433)

OK, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE SHORT SO I'LL DO TWO AT A TIME.

FRIEND
BEVERAGE

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161434)

mr. rogers
lemon-scented cleaner

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161435)

jeff
coke

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161436)

PART OF FACE
NOUN

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161437)

schimid is the answer "BEING AT ABSOLUTE ZERO" :eek

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161438)

nostril
wrapper

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161439)

nose
booger

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161440)

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

ICE COLD!

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161441)

SOMETHING STICKY :lol
NUMBER

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161442)

GLUE

6

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161443)

being at absolute zero is colder than ice cold :rolleyes

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161444)

OKAY WILLIE YOU CAN DO THE REST

EXCEPT NUMBER SHOULD BE 69, AWE YEAH :picklehat

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161445)

INTERNAL ORGAN
METAL

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161446)

lol numbers are always boring so my friends and i wehn we do madlibs always put some sort of expletive with them, like "900 fuck grandma"

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161447)

spleen
simple plan :lol

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161448)

testicle
lead

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161449)

i want that to be my title :(

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161450)

I'LL PUT "FUCK GRANDMA" IN THIS ONE. ;)

ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
WEAPON
MILITARY VEHICLE

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161451)

hahaha

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161452)

dickie
cock rocket
a-10 warthog

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161453)

This is one of those awesome topics where you REALLY want to go to bed, but you know something hilarious will be posted right after you leave or a prime set-up for a joke will be made.

Except I have to charm a young lady tomorrow >:

Thanks a lot, I-Mockery >:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161454)

it'll still be here tomorrow :/

or it BETTER >:

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 161455)

yeah but the jokes will be lost

i'm going to bed, guys

wish me luck on my quest for pretty girls :picklehat

EDIT - 229, neva 4get :eek

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161456)

luck :(

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161457)

BUT YOU'LL MISS THE MAD LIB :(

Well here it is. I combined both of Schimids and Willie's answers, since you both participated. :o

"HOW TO UNCLOG A SINK"

Fill Jeff halfway with coke . Place a plunger over the nostril , making sure that the plunger’s rubber wrapper is full of glue . Plunge 6 fuck grandma times, using careful but forceful strokes. Remove the testicle and give Jeff a chance to drain. After it is completely unclogged, run hot lead down the dickie for several minutes. Consider using a cockrocket as a last resort. Call in a warthog for problems you can’t resolve on your own.

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161458)

if someone closes this thread i'll be really angry >:

and you won't like me when i'm angry >:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161459)

hahaha :(

that was funny but not as good as the first one, I blame the mad lib itself =-o

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161460)

This might be the most rapidly growing thread ever. :eek

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161462)

good :C

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161463)

ANOTHER MAD LIB 8)

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161464)

SOMEONE ELSE DO ONE. I WANNA PLAY :(

http://www.elibs.com

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161465)

get down with yo bad self and yo bad mad lib

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161466)

I'd like to see this thing at 20 pages by morning.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161467)

at this rate how could it NOT

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161468)

i leave for an hour or so and i miss everything :( x 1000

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161469)

I started Mad Libs on page 4 I think, and that was an hour ago :o

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161470)

If people go to bed it won't hit 20 :(

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161471)

hey guys put on comedy central

the nambla episode of south park is on :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161472)

well stick around we're going to do another mad lib :eek

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161473)

nobody goes to bed in THIS town >:

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161474)

Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161475)

if i go watch TV how can I post on the internet, it's not like the TV and computor are in the same room :eek

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161476)

IF NO ONE STARTS A MAD LIB IN SIX MORE POSTS, THEN I GUESS I'LL DO IT :(

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161477)

People ALWAYS go to bed in this pussy state.

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161478)

weebl and bob

i forgot the URL :(

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161479)

HAPPY time

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161480)

I think I saw a clip thing from albinoblacksheep. :/ It was funny.

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161481)

I want to go back and read all the stuffs i missed but i don't want to miss what is happening now

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161482)

OK I'LL DO MAD LIB >:

MAMMAL (plural)
INTERNAL ORGAN

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161483)

Not much is happening right now.

BUT WAIT 'TIL MAD LIBS START AGAIN :eek

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161484)

donkies
aorta

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161485)

KITTIES
PANCREAS

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161486)

monkeys
small intestines

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161487)

amphibian (plural)
small mammal

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161488)

OMG IT STARTED

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161489)

newts
mouse

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161490)

FROGGIES
MOUSE

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161491)

adhesive
number

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161492)

Salamanders
Chinchilas

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161493)

:(

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161494)

RUBBER CEMENT
1800 CALL SAM

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161495)

Super Glue
Fourthousand six hundred and two

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161496)

elmer's glue
72

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161497)

household pet plural
military vehicle plural

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161498)

KITTENS
TANKS

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161499)

FISHIES
TANKS

:lol

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161500)

Spiders :eek
Hummers

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161501)

oh shit I should have checked to see what the rating was on this one, it's only 1 1/2 star >:

oh well

household appliance pl
body part pl

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161502)

blenders
fingers

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161503)

DISHWASHERS
TONGUES

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161504)

BLENDERS

PENII

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161505)

Microwaves
Clitorises

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161506)

Yeah, my ten commandments one was in the top 40, but the unclog sink one was a random. :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161507)

part of face
weapon pliural

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161508)

CHEEK
PISTOLS

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161509)

Skin
attack dogs :eek

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161510)

MILHOUSES DIAL UP IS FASTER THEN MY DSL =(

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161511)

lol

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161512)

OK IS EVERYONE READY

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161513)

yes

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161514)

YEY

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161515)

READY :D

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161516)

NO WAIT MY POPCORN IS IN TEH MICROWAVE







:REALY

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161517)

this is better then american idol :eek

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161518)

HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER

Decide how many kitties to invite by measuring the size of your aorta . Send out salamanders a week ahead of time. Ask everyone to bring a mouse and rubber cement . Have at least 4602 videos. Be prepared in case kids want to bake kittens . Stock up on hummers and blenders . Don’t forget to lay in supplies for breakfast. penii and cheek are fine. When the kids arrive tell them what attack dogs they can use.

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161519)

opps the title was "HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER" >:

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161520)

Hurrah

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161521)

I rate it: 1 1/2 star

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161522)

I didn't like it to much. ;(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161523)

honest to chrsit some people just shouldn't be allowed on the ingternet, and the person who wrote that madlib is it

-willie

Originally Posted by Drev (Post 161524)

Hi! Sorry I'm late!

Is there any snacks left?

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161525)

I'm gonna write my own, someone else should do one of th e top 40 or whatever in the meantime =-o

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161526)

MEAN>:TIME

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161527)

I have a book of old madlibs somewhere upstairs. I'm busy down here with the pretzels, though. Someone else got on that.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161528)

HEY, I THINK WE JUST BEAT THE MARYLIN MOCK WAR THREAD

BTW THE MADLIB WAS CRAP, OR MAYBE WILLIE IS JUST BETTER WITH COMING UP ANSWERS :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161529)

no it was def. the madlib >:

measure the size of your (internal organ) ? fucking douchebag

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161530)

Yeah, that was dumb shit.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161531)

I'LL MAKE IT

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161532)

COME ON ELIBS SEND ME A FUNCKING CONFIRMATION EMAIL >:

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161533)

THIS IS MOCK WASR WEHEREZ THE MOCKING???

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161534)

PLURAL ANIMAL
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161535)

snakes
sour
slimey

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161536)

Donkies
Hard
hot

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161537)

dolphins
retarded
sophisticated

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161538)

dogs
homoerotic
slippery

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161539)

LAST NAME
ITEM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
PLURAL NOUN

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161540)

weiner
refridgerator
asses

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161541)

Pringle
Rolling pin
Carts

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161542)

TATOM
DISH WASHER
FAGGOTS

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161543)

ADJECTIVE
ONE SYLLABLE WORD POP HAT HOP CHEW ETC (wtf??? >:)
PERSON

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161544)

smelly
cunt
lotida

:lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161545)

Hot and ready
phhhhffff
Hot dog vendor

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161546)

LOL

VERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161547)

this is going too fast. lol. :(

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161548)

shiney
bumpy
jim carey!!! lolllolollo

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161549)

rape
dehumanize
stupid

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161550)

Run
Fuck
barely 18

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161551)

Argh, I'm lost!

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161552)

hahaha barely 18 ruels :D

-willie

Originally Posted by Drev (Post 161553)

I NEED TO SHAVE :(

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161554)

;)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161555)

SHAVE THEN

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161556)

FIRST NAME OF PERSON WHOSE LAST NAME YOU FILLED IN ABOVE:
PIECE OF CLOTHING
ADJECTIVE

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161558)

Joe

Pants

Clingy

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161559)

Ignacious
ass-chaps
fucked-up

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161560)

Joe Weiner :lol

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161561)

FEMALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE
VERB

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161562)

geoffery
body condom
Pregnent

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161563)

jim
birthday suit hahahaha
smelly

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161564)

ESUOHLIM
SMELLY
SHITTING

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161565)

Cuntette
Cunty
run

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161566)

lisa
slutty
sex

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161567)

TOO FAST

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161568)

jeannette x
slippery
flip the bird

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161569)

LOL @ CUNTETTE

ANIMAL
VERB ENDING IN -S
VERB ENDING IN -S

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161570)

Anteater
Sucks
Impregnates

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161571)

kangaroo
jumps
kicks

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161572)

giraffe
fucks
evaporates

-willie

Originally Posted by Drev (Post 161573)

TIME FOR TELETUBBIES! >:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161574)

hummingbird
flys
crashes

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161575)

THREE TOED SLOTH

HOPS

PEERS

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161576)

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK OR BREATHE :( :(

Originally Posted by Drev (Post 161577)

weasel
farts
explodes

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161578)

I'll make the female name "Cuntette X" :lol

VERB
BODY PART PLURAL
PIECE OF CLOTHING

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161579)

farts
penii
petticoat

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161580)

tickle
pendulous breasts
wimple

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161581)

Seckses
Livers
BOdyh condom

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161582)

ADJECTIVE
MALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161583)

FUNNY
JIXBY
FAST

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161584)

gay
kellychaos
shitty

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161585)

slippery
jim
horny

Originally Posted by Drev (Post 161586)

exploding
Ron pearlman
shaving

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161587)

Dead
Timmy
dying

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161588)

sad
gregory hines
angry

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161589)

lol @ gregfory hines :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161590)

TOOL
PLURAL NOUN
NOUN

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161591)

hammer
nails
wood

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161592)

kellychaos :lol
buttplugs
turd

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161593)

MONKEY WRENCH
MEXICANS
JEW

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161594)

Forceps
Babies
Doctor

Originally Posted by Drev (Post 161595)

WILLIE YOU NEED TO GET ON AIM MORE :(

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161596)

yeah :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161597)

if i was on AIM I wouldn't be able to reply to this thread so fast :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161598)

LOL @ KELLYCHOAS FOR TOOL

VERB ENDING IN S
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN S

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161600)

shoots
dad
scores

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161601)

bones
****** :X
farts

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161602)

fucks
goat
eats

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161603)

makes outs
hocky
runes

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161604)

shit this is a long one :D

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161606)

OK, IT'S READY

EVERYONE READY?

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161607)

oh yeah

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161608)

WHEEE, hold on for fifteen minutes >:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161609)

oh yeah

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161610)

CONME ON JERKS

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161611)

SING A CHRISTMAS CAROL

Up on the housetop snakes pause, Out jumps hard sophisticated Santa Weiner , Down through the refridgerator with lots of asses , All for the smelly ones Christmas joys!
CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .

First comes the pants of fucked-up Cuntette X , Oh, cunty Santa, run it well, Give her a giraffe that fucks and evaporates , One that can open and farts thier penii .

CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .

Look in the petticoat of gay KellyChaos , Oh just see the shaving fill! Here is a hammer and lots of babies , A Jew that shoots and a Dad that scores !

CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161612)

edit: there it is

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161613)

:lol

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161614)

lol omg :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161615)

How ruthlessly absurd!

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161616)

that was the best one yet :lol

Santa Weiner :lol

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161617)

It was #3 on the top 40 (the first two were GURLZ ONLY :()

But that is the one of the funniest things I've ever read on the Internet. :(

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161618)

lol @ Here is a hammer and lots of babies

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161619)

hard SOPHISTICATED santa weiner :lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161620)

i still hgaven't gotten a confirmation email >:

-willie

Originally Posted by Drev (Post 161621)

BILLY BOB CORN COB

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161622)

it must be my email service i tried a diff. adress and it worked right away

I'm gonig to be writing one now so go ahead and do another one without me :eek

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161623)

I CAN'T GO TO BED UNTIL WE BREAK 20 PAGES START A NEW ONE!!!

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161624)

i just cotton swabbed my ears

i had a lot of wax in them :eek

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161625)

:lol AT THE FUNNY MADLIB

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161626)

I dont want to go to bed, but i need to go on a quest for ladies to secks tomorrow.

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161627)

You shall fail. Clearly schimid is the bread winner there.

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161628)

>: i dont get it :(

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161629)

This was started: Sun Jan 18, 2004 3:38 am


It is now somewhere around: Sun Jan 18, 2004 7:53 am

That's a long time :O

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161630)

Your time zone is CRAZY. Midnight here.

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161631)

It's only 1:46 am here... I haven't set the boards for my timezone yet. :(

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161632)

Where are the big-time posters?

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 161633)

SOMEONE ELSE DO A MAD LIB :(

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161635)

I DUN KNOW HOW :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161636)

www.elibs.com

-willie

Originally Posted by Drev (Post 161637)

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161638)

GURLZ ONLIE!!!

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161639)

VERB
NOUN
NOUN

Originally Posted by Drev (Post 161640)

RUN
PICKLE
MONKEY

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161641)

VERB
Mad hatter
hot shower

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161642)

jump
egg
eye

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161643)

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161644)

CATS
FLAMING
UNDER-ROOS

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161645)

Christs
Hot and ready
Preggos

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161646)

pants
hit
cheeses

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161648)

PLURAL NOUN
VERB ENDING IN -ing
VERB

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161649)

THIS THREAD HAS BECOME NOTHING WITHOUT THE IMPORTANT I-MOCKERS :(

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161650)

Sad mans
winning
shoeing

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161651)

My dream is lost. No 20 pages for me.

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161652)

WILLIE COME BACK

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161653)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161654)

wtf I'm here i'm just mkaing the next one ok >:

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161655)

knock knock

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161656)

If he wasn't to busy sucking your cock he would know that.

No offense to you. :(

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161657)

YOU GUYS ARE JERKS

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161658)

turds

farting

shit

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161659)

NO FIGHTING :x

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161660)

>: ima gonna go to bed and then wake up and find woman to make love to >:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161661)

Sry willie ;<

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 161662)

i just ate a buncha salted sunflower seeds 8)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161663)

are we still doing a madlib :eek

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161664)

I was a little preoccupied.

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161665)

Nah. It sucked anyway. :(

Edit - mine sucked. I guess we're still doing them if somebody wants to start a new one.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161666)

well then can I do mine >:

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161667)

I LIED, go ahead

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161668)

HOLIDAY
PLURAL NOUN

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161669)

christmas
chairs

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161670)

MARTEN LUTHER KING DAY :eek

Cuntses

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161671)

ORGAN
VERB PAST TENSE

-willie

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 161672)

Lung
POPPED

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161673)

ovary

bled

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 161674)

HEART
FARTED

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161675)

verb past tense
liquid

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 161676)

DIED

Urea

Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 161677)

looted
mercury

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 467826)

Pub your quoting ability is impeccable.