Hot single looking for sweet female
 

I'm legal.

You know you want it.

you weren't funny last year, and you're not funny now ;o

hey jack, how's that celibacy thing :/

mattjack is looking for somebody "real"

Here's a picture of me OAO!





Sure I look like Robin Gibb kinda ()and gravity has been quite merciless to my taffy-like skin too. Not only that, but my "fun hole" smells like a 1000 year old dead tree that fell into a septic pond. The doctor told me that all I have to do to get rid of the smell was to remove that first tampon I put in there some years ago (I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE TEMPORARY! LOL Im sucha goof!) and to stop wiping from "back to front." Whatever that means!

NEways, I like funny movies like Cheaper by The Dozen (OMG ASHTON!), Click, and the Larry the Cable Guy movie(boy what laughs!, git err dun! HAHAHAHA)!

I polish doorknobs and car tailpipes with my mouth from time to time (hope you aren't a germ-a-phobe! HAHAHA GET IT?! ME TOO! ME TOO!) and listen to sweet tunes while doing so! I like good rock n roll music like 3 Dog Night and Ramjam!

Hope you're up to the challenge!

<3
Terra

You should be happy they named the hotdog emoticon in your honour and stay away :\

I did not know mattjack was her

shhhhhh, don't tell anyone!

you idiot.

hi cleavage thanks for bringing your terra with you

Hey Seven Force!

you wont find a girl thats into neo-anarcho-nazisocialistic views here i suggest the philosphy board

awww. you didn't even put up the rest of the picture, you ignoramus. oao requires le crotch shot but you wouldn't know about crotches, you horse humping fag. plus you haven't gone back into loveline and weighed in on my boobie thread, yup i love that somebody is so fired up about me that he/she/it has to really dig back into the archives to post.

have you found the nudies yet? oh, snap. keep looking and please post them. i love to look at myself and your giving me free publicity.

these are relatively old pictures too

Hey BlueOatmeal!

Terra, I barely pay attention to you. I'm sorry if I don't hunt down or bother responding to everything you post. My life is very precious and short, thus I'd rather spend it staring at my ass hair grow than to spend it on you. I apologize for this trivial realization you must come to. :(

I would never want to see you naked. Ever. Cosmo can take my turn, I'll pass. It is good to know you have nude pictures on the internetz because dignity is a really special warm feeling down inside, right?

I don't care if they are "older" either because I've never seen a pig look any better with age, or with a white tank top and Tom Petty sunglasses for that matter either. I'm sorry :(

what about ham?

doesn't ham get better with age?

If you leave ham out in the fridge or on the open counter, usually time is a pretty cruel mistress. I wouldn't suggest it.

If you shoot an older, wild hog, chances are the meat is going to be not as good.

Likewise, if you munch on a wild hog such as the terra speciman, you'd die within 2-3 minutes. That of course depends on your will to survive.

Terra has nuh-nuh-nudie pictures? Cause uh, I'm something of a COLLECTOR. :picklehat

My PM address is c-h-o-j-i-n, btw.

I'm still looking ....I'll share if I locate them

you guys are gonna make me vomit :x

numbnuts, you reached pretty far back just to find that old shot. keep gazing at your ass hair though. it's the most productive thing you've done around here yet.

I think the only person from here who posted nudies that I didn't keep was sevenforce.

you should share...seriously :|

wait a minute...Sevenforce posted nudies? Oh, lord...

i thought everybody had those