[i]That's my point.[i] You guys like to yell at newfags, and make witty posts, and then you bitch when there's an ED post about you. Go to ED, and look around for awhile. Now, you might notice a trend. Nearly every article has to do with some dramatic, stuck up bitch/bastard. Now, take a look at these forums. Granted, some of the people you guys yell at are bonafide dumbasses. But the rest of the time, you just end up calling people off for doing absolutely nothing wrong. If anybody needs to shut up, it's you. You hog up the boards, and whine when anybody says something you disagree with. In short, hypocrisy is generally frowned upon.

Who's bitching?

I've been to ED & looked around & it is as Willie pointed out 'a bag of dicks'.

I don't find that place funny even when not attacking my home. :eek

Also, NO! YOU SHUT UP!

I'm sensing a detachment from reality here

Tell me about your mother

I take it you've never met an Englishman in real life. >:

Being a hypocrite is awesome. Just ask the President. :)

Hey, I never said anything about how funny it is or isn't.
And that's your argument now? I try to get you to see reason, and you resort to NO YOU SHUT UP ? Good job, Pub. You absolutely destroyed me. My teenage mind cannot comprehend how badly you owned me.

We don't say 'owned' in that context here, kid. But your irony was well placed. Good Job!

Earth to numbnuts, Everyone on here thinks that everyone else on here sucks, deal with it, and work on figuring out why people don't really care enough to have an intellectual debate about it.

Once you've figured out that conundrum, work on the sound of one hand clapping. 'kay sport?

You know what" Fine. Go ahead and be a dick. I've got chemo to do.

Point for the future, you can't argue reason with someone that is being unreasonable. Internet shut-ins, Theists & Politicians. It just doesn't work.

You know what? Fine. Go ahead and be a dick. I've got chemo to do.

:lol

If ED isn't supposed to be funny, then I don't get it. :(

We can be dicks all we want because WE are AMERICAN. Ass.

USA! USA! USA!

Über Alles!

It was an on topic question. All bumping isn't a crime. Your response would've been considered more grievous.

Also, 'dicklick' is almost as inane as Dr O's 'douchefag', knock it off.

I do think that the imock ED page is pretty funny. That being said, I'm surprised more people aren't on there.

Those are for standout characters, most of us idiots are generic enough to appear on most forums.

Seth's & Seven Force's make me laugh. ;(

Oh for fuck's sake. I just took a shit in Glowbelly's serious thread. >:

I didn't realise what I was doing until moments after hitting submit (like all my posting guilt). :(

To be fair, a bunch of other idiots shat all over it first. >:

Any mods on? Could you chatroom my crap for me, please? :(

Chojin/MLE/Their cats, kahljorn, and milhouse's made me laugh. The rest were pretty good too but those were the STANDOUTS for me.

Guitar Woman and Seven Force entries made me laugh. I vaguely remember Seven Force always asking to see some tits.

I liked Kahljorn's better when he posted more, now it kinda falls flat as that's just how I remember him.

:rolleyes at calling Chojin fat.

I'm not convinced that Number Seven is Esuohlim.

Guitar Woman and Seven Force entries made me laugh. I vaguely remember Seven Force always asking to see some tits.

:pagebrak

The lag is making for some amusingly distant double posts across the board.

LordSappington, why are you reading this thread? This is the last thread you want to be looking at, you dreadful new person!

i'm probably just mad because i'm not on there

j/k i hate that site because it is unapologetically 'internetty' and panders to a demographic that i find appalling 8-)

I'm glad you're just kidding, Willie. Are you glad, next person?

possibly

Of course 7 is milhouse. Who else would it be? It all but says ZAPPA.

Well, ok then. I just hope you're not so indecisive when under fire, Sir.

Rongi.

If it said Zappa, I'd concede.

The Beatles are an obscure band?

I never hear their songs.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE OBSCURE

No, that's wrong. Looking at Rongi's posts has reminded me, he was the fag that got Esu into Zappa.

JOKES JOKES JOKES!

i might have helped with that too :(

Uh oh, Willie! Quick...

Do you part your hair on the side? :eek

i don't even comb my hair

What about your beard? :eek

WILLIE I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST PROVIDING THEM WITH MORE INFO WITH WHICH TO WRITE AN ENTRY ABOUT YOU!

I'm willing to bet GW's life that 7 is milhouse. I don't think that one has been there for more than a year, and rongi has been gone for a while.

I'm willing to bet GW's life that the sky is green, Jesus was not only real but a woman, & Hillary Clinton will be a great president.

haha well i do actually kind of feel 'left out' that i dont have one on there :lol

Fuck you cuntdouche

No, thank you though. You... Poopiehead!

:pagebrak

#7 is me you fucker >:

Don't take that away from me >:

Sure. ;)

Could you get my off topic remark out of Glowbelly's divorce thread please. :(

Guys I just got back from MEPS for the army and I had to spread my cheeks for an asian while he asked me if I smoked weed :(

seven-kinky

For the right price ;) ;)

How about I promise not to give Seven Force these pictures of you with your mouth open?

guys someone decided they wanted to pay 25 bucks to "sponsor" a ytmnd i made years ago, so its on the front page now :x

it's the i wanna dip my balls in it one

Haha, you're famous Willie! :eek

Who the hell has $25 to waste on shit like that? >:

Goddammit Shakespeare, why did I only just notice you're a furry? :x

You're worse than Uwe Boll. :(

There are some who believe in in one God. There are some who believe in Goddess. Some believe in a multitude of Gods, and Goddesses. Some do not believe in any of this and then there is Satan.

So why does God, Goddess, Nothing and Satan NOT want me to ride a fucking bike on my only day off, huh? I did my laundry... I mowed the fucking yard yesterday, after work. EVERY FUCKING TIME FOR THE LAST TWO GODDAMN MONTHS, I get 1(one) day off a week and it ALWAYS FUCKING RAINS!!!

I only wish the delight of escaping the confines of the box i dwell in, to leisurely ride a bicycle, through some trails that my local park district has provided, not just for me but for all of the local community. I wish to smell fresh air, and be far away from the sound of automobile traffic.

Alright... ok.... i don't blame any form of Divinity or lack of such. I blame, if anyone, the shitty meteorologists in this town.

Fuck it! I may strap on my leather coat and ride anyway.

Maybe it's because you look angry as hell dude you should cheer up and our lord and savior jesus christ will provide

Bit o' rain never hurt anyone.

Yeah... i guess i be putting too much pressure on myself to "Have Fun".
And rain doesn't hurt... i just don't like it.

Hey Ma... Is it ok if this guy Milhouse wants to come over and play doctor like on TV?

I always have a ton of plans for my days off. Unfortunatly they inevitably degenerate into dicking around on the Internet, playing computer games against 12 years old Germans and, without putting too fine a point on it, ferociously masturbating.

Such is the life of a procrastinator I guess (or should that be pro-masturbator :x).

:(

ADDED: This post was lies, I actually do squat-thrusts and talk to girls IRL.

I don't mind dicking around on the net or playing video games, I've just been planning a nice 10 mile bike ride for roughly about 2 months. Seems like every time I think I get a chance to do it, it rains. Or I have to do laundry. or she's a lesbian.... wait, nevermind. Did you say something about talking to girls?

Talk about OVER SHARE. Jesus Christ, Jedi Scum.

Having plans requiring good weather and having it rain is like winning the lottery. Only they pay you in dissapointment.

Maybe in England :rolleyes

I love rainy days and I never get them >: So shut

Rainy days aren't that bad... I just have to restructure my plans.

So ... I'll listen to the first Black Sabbath album AGAIN!

(Hey... am I "Emo" yet? Or do I have to wear eyeliner?)

DUUUUUDDES

SHIT!!! Now that I'm "Emo", it stopped raining.

That, and I accidentally put in Ozzy's last Black Sabbath album ("Never Say Die") instead of his first one.


OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm bad at this!!!!!!

you're also bad at having a pretty house :x

move to washington, you'll have no shortage

That's because right before I took the picture (of my"Emo" self), I moved into my parents' house (Because I'm Emo and Dark... oh, shit if I talk about darkness then, people might confuse me with Goth or Industrial, but I've never heard of those because I live with my parents and I'm Emo).

So anyway, it stopped raining again.... I wanna get some Chinese food from the restaurant like 4 blocks away. I don't care if I get rained on (because I'm Emo), I'm just wondering, do ya think I might hook up with some rad bitches?

I'm actually considering moving there once I get out into the real world :x

If it were one of you motherfuckers, would you buy a 70s mercedes 280s in good shape for 800 bucks

Seems like it would be a fun little road trip car.

What? You're still living with your folks? :x

I still go to school fag

k. I was thinking whether this was just a misunderstandment caused by cultural differences. Apparently it wasn't.

That's funny, because I've always thought that Milhouse would be older :x

Yeah, & him talking about college all the time made you think he was a Professor.

A cool Professor, you suck up Rankeri?

School meaning university, I suppose, if you're still confused. I don't consider myself out in the real world yet.

I try not to talk about it all the time because I think that's what Perndog used to do and fuck that guy

I suppose not everyone reads every post & makes notes, huh?

Oh :(

I admit I was confused when you mentioned school.

But it's all ok though, some of my friends are living with their parents because of their studies too.

I think I live with my parents.

I'm told I don't, but I'm not that good at reality.

And as gas for my car just hit $7.50 per gallon (it's a significant number in metric) here plus food prices tripling in the last year, then I wish I lived with more people to spread the cost. >:

Pub, wouldn't that be roughly $4.00 a liter?!?!? THAT'S INSANE!!!!

Which is why I walk or ride a bicycle since 1990 (y'know, the first President Bush).

And then spend all the money I WOULD HAVE SAVED on cigarettes and beer.

I'm lucky enough to live near the center of the city and luckily everything I need is close enough that I can walk there (max. 6km). I could use busses etc. but I'm such a sport that I always walk.

I've been thinking of getting my bike here, but with Turku being the city with most bike thefts at the moment, I prefer using my feet.

I prefer biking and walking over driving as well, which is another reason why I want to move somewhere else. :x

Fucking Christ! I could've BUILT a house out of empty cigarette packs and beer cans by now!

Everyone here is like HOLD ON I NEED TO GAS UP MY BMW BRAH :x :x :x

I've seen people DRIVE across the street. It's ridiculous. And then mention that you wanna ride a bicycle 10 miles just for fun. That drives the natives of this planet to a level of madness This Organism cannot comprehend.

Fuck it! Who wants Chinese food? I'm buying!!!

(Oh shit! This menu coupons expired in 2006)

We get it ,JediScum, you're hillarious

Rankeri, what the hell do you think you're doing? :lol

I might be "hillarious" yet, I have still seen people drive across the street.

No worries, even though I happened to reveal more specific information about my exact location, it's not like anyone would bother with bookin plane tickects to Helsinki, take a flight from helsinki to Turku and try to find me :rolleyes

Sure, they could try from the university area, but with all the faculties it would take forever :rolleyes

Oh yeah well I just booked my flight you better watch out

I'm boarding the plane now bitch start running