MAN PENIS VS SEX TOYS
 

Fuck you, women. Fuck you and your little plastic and/or rubber buddies.

See, my opinion is that women are spoiled by their little sex toys, and that a man can never sexually stimulate them like Dongzilla the Large Vibrating Meatstick can. Sure, an intimate relationship may stimulate mind, heart, and soul. But it can't make you spray girl cum across the room, require the aid of a wheelchair because your legs can't support you, and scream so loud your throat is sore the rest of the day.

And that's the most important thing, since love isn't real.

Women enjoy their little dildos on the end of a power drill, with the bumps and clit tickler, that fills them up like an all-you-can-eat buffet. Us guys simply can't provide that sort of functionality aside from getting cybernetics surgery and/or herpes (you know, for the bumps).

And you may think it's all equal, because we get our sex toys too. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU! I don't think any guy gets off more or easier with a rubber vagina with buttcheeks, or even ENJOYS a rubber vagina with buttcheeks. Blow up dolls? Ooh baby, give me some of that. A dick-sucking flashlight? Oh happy day! Fuck you. You get your fake cocks with authentic veins and purple heads the size of my arm to make you its bitch, and we have to have plastic feet to slide our dick between.

The thing is, we'd much rather have sex with a real woman, becuase it feels better than any other option. You damn womens, on the other hand, require the fucking penis attached to a jet engine to ultimately get yourself off the way you want.

So fuck you. You got it? Fuck you.

Well I don't know about some women, but I'd prefer my boyfriend over a vibrator anyday.
I wish that he lived closer. :(

Because it feels better sexually, or because you looooove him? >:

Both. And he's nice to cuddle with.

Your just turning him on Jean, he's gonna ask for details.

Jamesman has some serious issues with women.

Jamesman is obviously a virgin. I mean, women enjoy the weight of their lovers on top of them. The warmth, etc.

That's not sexual though, you faggots. Ooh, love, and the feel of your lover's body. How... ROMANTIC.

Fuck romance. Women should be having orgasmic seizures that threaten to have them choke to death on their own tongues from real men, and not these tripped-out manufactured genitalia.

So yeah. Fuck you women for men not being good enough for you.

BEING STABBED IN THE GUT, ETC.

Damn, what bug crawled up your ass? Did you have a bad relationship and start to hate women because of it or what?

He's just sexually frustrated.

Here ya go james http://www.realdoll.com/

By men I assume you mean "me."

I bet if an ugly girl asked you out you'd say no.

This isn't really linked to any sort of "women troubles." I haven't taken any interest in a girl for a long time, because there's no point. So no, this isn't specifically about me or any sort of situation in my life.

Joke's on you. :lol

I just think women are spoiled bitches because of the toys that raise the bar for their sexual expectations beyond what any human male can provide. If I ever have a girlfriend who I found out used sex toys, I would beat her about the face with each one, and then throw them out.

I would just carry it around and not say a thing about it, and if she said anything I'd act like I didn't hear her. Then while we are eating or watching T.V or something I would shove it up my ass really slowly and make a face then just take it out and throw it behind me.

Why not?

Not this again. :rolleyes

I HAVE LOST MY MANHOOD! LOL!

Speaking generally here: Do men like watching women masturbate? Yes. Men want to beleive that women are horny animals who will fuck anything, including you. It's also why lesbian porn gets men off as well, and it's also why some guys sometimes like to see a woman with a horse or dog.

Would women like to watch a guy pound away at a fake pussy or a hole in a wall? probably not. I mean never polled any women on this or anything, but I'd think not. I don't think anybody ever masturbated to Jason Biggs putting his penis in a pie. To most women (and men) that's absurd... or it's typical male behavior (same thing). A woman could fuck a clown shoe and 4 out of 5 (straight) men would jerk off to it.

My point? Stop gathering your statistics from porn, and it will help you sleep easier at night. I'm fairly certain (with no facts or evidence to back this up at all) that dildos were invented by MEN. So blame yourself because I know you think that way anyway.

:worship Jixby, you hit the nail on the head!
I agree except for one thing...I think I might rather enjoy watching a guy masturbate. :wank

Jixby doesn't understand.

First off, I hate lesbian porn. The only way I'd like it is if it was happening right in front of me, and I got to join in. All sex requires dick for it to be worthwhile.

I'm not gathering my statistics from porn. I'm gathering it through information based on many normal females who use toys. They say that toys get them off better (or period) than a man could. So men aren't good enough. So fuck them.

Yes, dildos were most likely made by men. I didn't think that was in question here. That doesn't make it right. Nobody's forcing these whores to stretch themselves out with these giganto wangs with more getty-offy options than a man can provide.

Meanwhile, women have all the things we need and can't get through toys. I don't think any guy in the world has ever been fucking a girl and said, "This isn't doing it for me. I need this to get me off, so get out."

I'm just saying women need to stop with the dildos and shit. It turns them into spoiled cunts with expectations clearly no human being could meet. And then it's our fault when we're not "good in bed," and they dump us. It'd be like if guys had a sex doll with tits on its back that they REALLY loved, so for a girl to satisfy us, they'd need to grow tits on their back or get the fuck out. Unrealistic, unfair, selfish, spoiled, and stupid. Just like you women.

You have an interesting outlook on dildos.

Jesus christ, man. I'm not one to tell people to quit bitching, but seriously, does what a woman puts in her vagina involve you THAT much that it becomes something to tirade endlessly about? Unless you're a gynecologist who has several patients a week come in that look like they shove biscuit tubes into themselves, i don't see how this could be that much of a problem. Did you have several girlfriends that dumped you because you "weren't good enough"? Maybe it's not the seven foot long rubber penises that's the problem, it's more than likely that you're what these women are having a problem with. Not beliving in love is probably the corniest (and most closet-homosexual) thing i have ever heard, and it certainly doesn't help when thinking that a woman will actually want to have sex with you. It looks like your only hope here is rape, Jamesey, and that's not a pretty outlook. Maybe if you quit being such a jaded (and quite frankly, whiny) person, girls might actually want your penis.

Dildos/vibrators were invented by male doctors in the late 19th century to relieve tensions by massaging the vaginal wall. ;)