Ultra Perfect Cell appreciation thread
 

This is for you, big guy.

Let's get started with a list of things we love about UPC. I'll start.

I like how he's very important.

UPC introduced me to joecartoon.com. Man that stuff is hillarious. A gerbil in a light socket? Comedy gold.

I love you UPC.

I like the way he's not autistic.

His avatar totally relates to his name, down to the earth, that guy :)

Oh yes. And how well he can string a word together and make not make it sound like he's a massive tool.

Edit - Mr. Vagiclean, I'll spare you. You're just a retard.

His ability to breathe and type is fantastic.

He also comes up with awesome comebacks such as "Captain Gay".

He also has the most coolest mom ever. :)

Cap'n, what's the matta? he got that in your head? :/

I just clicked this thread, and I thought to myself "who or what the fuck is the ultra perfect cell?" I didn't bother asking. I looked at some of the other threads, and read some of his posts, and the sheer idiocy of his posts makes my brain cells implode with surprising speed. Then again, DBZ fans are almost always stupid ADHD-afflicted 14 year olds who burts in fits of laughter whenever they hear the word "vagina" or "penis."

Wow. Just... wow. I know that sometimes I act extremely stupid and/or retarded on this board, but I seriously doubt I could be as much of an imbecile as him. Seriously. No, really. Really. Yes, really.

Other than his hillarious comment of absorbing all of you, I clump him into the class I place most of you.

Do you realized thay you ruined it?

Did I really, Drew Swatstikas?

UPC and One and Only should get complimentary titles.

I look up to UPC because he is three years older than me. I admire him and his mom.

I admire UPC because he has a hole in his ass, and I'd fuck anything with a hole.

WHY DO YOU POST AFTER ME?

DONT ANSWER.

Why don't you want me to answer?

My god, does anyone have the sense to ban this guy?

Winonah Rider please......

I love how UPC loathes pokemon and loves that one other anime :)

Ultra perfect cell is a terrorist.

Take it back, before "they" come to your house and stone you to death.

I don't know-that's just what I heard.

All of my posts today have been incredibly stupid. :(