:pagebrak

Great song, is that Greenday when they were on the Daily Show the other week? :eek

COLBERT REPORT

Are you kidding me

If Eugene Tooms was in charge of the Transport Department I would've been far to scared to cut his funding. :chatter

I looked how many calories are in vodka.

:(

None?

More like 74 per ounce.

Alcohol has a shit ton of calories in it I thought you Brits were smart :rolleyes

After taking the tour of the Bacardi plant in San Juan, the bartender serving the complimentary drinks opined that Bacardi rum was "Atkins approved" - Bacardi and Diet Coke contains zero carbs.

It was indescribable hearing those words spoken with a Spanish accent.

In Britain it is traditional to expel the alcohol and kebab soon after consumption. :posh

I can't do the Atkins thing. I'd rather give up drinking.

I thought you were all about swallowing the meat? :eek

Yeah, but I like to soak up the juices with bread. ;)

Eww. :x

I wish I had the kind of balls this guy has, because this is all sorts of awesome.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...2monster1.html

I bet CIG knows him.

THANK GOD THEY TOOK THAT PSYCHOPATH OFF THE STREETS IMAGINE WHAT OTHER TERRIBLE THINGS HE WOULD HAVE DONE. :rolleyes

I wonder if there were any wrecks caused by people trying to take photos.

Another article said that the construction company was impressed by the statue and wants him to re-create it in front of their main office.

Awesome, that means they might let him work off the vandalism by making the art work.

STUBBORN FIGHT!

it's not a fight, it's making someone's day by playing along.

:O

Yeah but STUBBORN PLAYING ALONG doesn't have the same feeling.

damn you guys are so superior

you two by far are some of the smuggest, most serious fucks I've ever met on the internet.
its adorable and it makes you my temporary favorite

Kitsa's the one on the left :(

http://myspace.com/lightsoutgodhelpme

It's "Mainstream"

tadao, since you've posted that image I've seriously reconsidered my labeling of you as smug and serious.

Obviously, you must not be too serious (or smug) if you can post such funny pictures characterizing the insult which I had previously directed at you!

At the risk of actually getting involved in this little discussion - isn't it pretty much the definition of "being superior" to go into every other thread denouncing it as uninteresting to your tastes and thus unworthy of your forum while simultaneously calling everyone stupid?

So, that's what happens when you drink the water in mexico.

es muy peligrosa , nodnod.

In an effort to help keep you out of their little discussion we can have our own.

Yes it is.

Maybe, metal militia. But you've been guilty of that same habit. Plus, I never said or did any of those things.

This thread is pretentious.

OOPS! You're right, all that time I thought I was reading your replies I was actually reading my own. Ignore that last post and accept my most sincere apology.

A pretentious thread about a man verbally berating a woman? How deliciously absurd!

this thread give me the heebie-jeebies

Yea metal militia, for a second I thought you were retarded or somethin! especially since I never called everyone stupid (one or two people) or said every other thread didn't belong on "my forum" or denoucned it as unsuitable for my tastes.

Maybe you just like to exagerate.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showp...4&postcount=25

Goodness metal militia try not to be so superior! he had a serious problem that could only be alleviated by posting it on the internet! By the way, he will totally take any advice you give him and the thread is totally poignant!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showp...80&postcount=6

Sorry metal militia I guess mange threads aren't good enough for you huh? huh? huh?

Jackass.

Difference is I don't go on and fucking on about it as if anyone actually cares.

uh huh

i dont recall seeing that bit of edification in your definition of "Superior."

Listen Kahl, I know how important it is for you to have at the very least the last two words so I'm not going to continue this conversation/pissing contest much further. That said I interpreted a number of your more recent posts to have an air of superiority about them and reading you accuse other people of the very same thing was irritating to me.

Forgive me if I lack the comprehension skills to correctly judge when someone is being a condescending dick, but if I (as I suppose several other people) get this from your posts perhaps it's not my problem but yours.

Either way I don't think it's half as important to me as it is to you, so go mad replying to this post.

Pub, this is supposed to be your thread. How could you let it turn so gay?

Metal militia I have to admit I was not expecting a reply because I know how important it is on this message board to only reply once and then never respond after that.

I thank you for your second response as it was very sweet and informative.

I actually found Kahl's thread funny and was disappointed that it was closed :(

But then, I've been annoyed for a while now with the kind of thing he was mocking with it.

I'm pretty sure itgot locked because Dr. Boogie has a stick with my face on it shoved up his ass. my other thread got deleted :O

But i could be wrong.

Dr. Boogie doesn't like people getting help for their very real and serious problems. :(

Haha, I remember that one. Good times. :picklehat

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=1088

:lol Dr. Boogie is such a douche.

Infractions aint visible to regolar peeps, you goota screencap or capy past it.

oh ;o

Infractions Post Date Expires Points Reason Posted By N/A Jun 17th, 2009
05:01 PM Jul 1st, 2009
05:01 PM 0 Worthless or excessive topics/replies Dr. Boogie

The problem continues! Jun 17th, 2009
06:30 PM Never 0 Flooding/Griefing Dr. Boogie

NOW TAKE IT AWAY PUB

Oh man, I bet that sounds hilarious to your ears. Eet ees joost haw way tark.

are you supposed to be an ewok or something?

what does jub jub mean?

it's yub nub :rolleyes

i'm not a star trek fan, i don't know exactly what they say geeze

it's not star trek, god it's battlestar gattaca everyone knows this

hi

1. 1. This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 17 seconds. :(

STOP CONFUSING ME

YUB NUB

do you like pesto pasta too?

SO I BUILT MYSELF A BONG OUT OF BEAKER TUBES, AND I SMOKED ALL DEM BITCHES LIKE I'M PIKACHUU

dude "pikachu" is soooo my new safeword

but not Pika Pika right?

DOES TEN THOUSAND GHOSTS VOLTYS SISTER LIKE THE PEEEESTOOOOO PASSTTAAA

PEEEEEEEESTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOO PAAASSTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA

But of course

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

that means "harder"

PPPPPPPPPPPEEEWWWWWSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOO PAWWWWWWWSTTTTAAAAAAA

This pesto looks a little angry too.

THAT LOOKS LIKE THROW UP

that looks like what i see in ditches after friday night kareoke

FO REALIES

man this is ghey

FUCK

I'M AWAKE
and i'm in LOOOVE

I bet today is going to be pretty good!

HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO

HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA

HIGGY HIGGY HIGGY

RAH RAH ZOOOOOOOOOOO!

My eggs taste like shellfish.

I like shellfish, but not for breakfast.

That sounds like a bacteria thing :(

You're so hot, teasing me. So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a chick like you. That's something I couldn't do.

isn't that Abba?

HACKER! HACKER! LIES!

Oooooooh, I get it now. You're jealous because you're crippled.

I was going to make a "Help me decide where to go for lunch!" thread, but I didn't have the energy. Kudos, Kahl, for doing something similar.

I was even going to make mention of things like snooty waiters at one restaurant, prices, and possibly celiac disease.

I was too! Imagine that.

donchu encourage me! DONCHU DO IT!

maybe there could be like a stickied thread somewhere for people to bitch about stupid problems that they aren't really interested in solving.

and it would be full of posts by kitsa

HOW TO MAKE PESTO:

OIL/BUTTER, BASIL, POSSIBLY GARLIC AND PARMIGIANA CHEESE.

thats it :(