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Damm "wobzire", there goes my million dollar idea

Don't make fun of fred :(

I mean it, hes my bestest friend >:|

If I know someone who only drinks these f'king expensive bottled waters, I'm never going to speak with that person again...

i wont lie, fiji water does taste really good (if you think water has no taste, i beg to differ, taste arizona water). but really, what's the point of forking so much money. just buy yourself a good water filter system. youre already paying a water bill, make ir work for you.

There was this great Conan O'Brian where we discovered that all bottled waters are actually filled by a single fat man sitting in the back of the studio while laughing maniacally and stuffing his face with potato chips.

Bling water was invented by brilliant ass-holes.