The following fucktards report to this thread
 

sports
Captain Goodtimes
ZiM
Komodo
Pancakes
Jim Duncan
Dynamic Dustin
Pancakes
Crono

More to be named later...

Either shut the fuck up or post in this thread fucktards! :lol

Present!

Captain Goodtimes:

Well its a good thing you got here early, you obviously don't understand how this works.

Okay, I'll explain it S-L-O-W-L-Y so your fucktard mind can comprehend.

I call you a fucktard (or some other insult) you attempt to come back at me. We go on like this until you and the other fucktards stop posting in the thread.

Insulting other fucktards is perfectly fine, but remember you're all suppose to be "teamed up" on me. If you aren't, it defeats the purpose.

The last thread like this was 20 pages long and I still won, but IF you fucktards make it PAST that mark, you'll win a prize. (Even though you'll still ultimately lose against me)

Other than that, there are no rules, now that I've explained all this, I'll trust that the other fucktards will understand as well. (Probably not though seeing as they're all mongoloids)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
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Pancakes doesn't deserve to be on that list. :(

Would a hug help?

Ah some examples! Now watch carefully to see how this works.

Emu: Yes he does, fucktard. Although he's already proven to be mildly less brain damaged than you fucktard.

BlueOatmeal: Get away from me, you fucking bitch boy fucktard!

See? Its so easy even these fucktards can do it!

Now you try it!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:lol

Are you sure you don't need a hug. You seem to have a lot of anger. Its ok no one is here to judge you, you don't have to hide under the guise of the "smelly mean guy". I give really good hugs. Me and you can hug and talk about the problems you have and then afterwards we can go out for ice cream. You can cry if you want to.

i wanna hug :(

I hate Pancakes, completely. He's the new Wiffles, except he's named after my fucking breakfast. It's like ArrowX showed the rest of the retards in his lifeskills class how to use the computer and they're all posting now and wanking each other off in every thread.

Sports can also suck a cock, goddammit. No wonder those guys wanted to be banned from here. >:

Thanks for another A+ thread, Max. Let me know if I can do anything to help.

yeah I'm starting to think that I opened up the stupid floodgates...

I'm here, but why the fuck isn't Arrow on this list? >:

I have no idea where I stand on this. :/ I used to be the most hated person on the boards but then I kinda stopped posting and people forgot about me. :/

Hey Captain Goodtimes, get the fuck outta this thread! You don't deserve to be in this thread, so leave...or I call you names. >:.

Your a girl though. We all know girls are icky and full of lies!

Wah wah wah i'm a stupid faggot this place sucks these stupid kids i hate should be banned this place sucks did i mention that these total IDITOTS should be banned ps i'm a virgin

fuck you achimp

sports you miserable fag quit showing off because you are way fucking worse than arrowx fuck

Jiby, I'm sure you will change you mind about chimp when you VISIT THE DAILY BULL :eek :rolleyes

hey gadzooks you forgot to turn off your capslock when you registered your name ya homeless fuck

A real man holds down the shift key, punk

I'm here. But I shouldn't be on the list, since I am sarcastically stupid. :(

It certainly doesn't take much to figure out why Mad Max demands the attention solely of those who are almost as retarded as he.

Dammit I'm not getting the ones who I called for! No matter...

BlueOatmeal: I don't need any fucking hugs from you fucktard, I get enough hugs from your slut whore momma who also gives me blow jobs with her hugs.

drumming4buddha: Hey! A Fucktardette! :)

AChimp: Get the fuck outta my thread fucktard nobody gives a shit who you hate. You're just as much of a fucktard as those fucktards, fucktard.

ArrowX: You opened up the fucktard floodgates, fucktard.

sports: I thought you and that fucktard were the same fucktard. My mistake. Next time I'll remember that he's the one who molests little boys and your the one who takes it up the ass.

Nerd: Never fear, as long as you post on this board, you'll ALWAYS be a fucktard!

Jixby: Fuck you fucktard.

GADZOOKS: Hey so much for NEVER posting in my threads again eh fucktard?

Jim: The very fact that you responded to this thread proves that you do deserve to be on the fucking list fucktard.

Sethomas: Hey suicide blonde, it doesn't take much to figure out that you're just as retarded for responding to the thread fucktard! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

Edit: Hit the wrong button, meant to edit my last post. :(