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Tadao Aug 4th, 2008 09:06 PM

The dating game
 
If I was a banana what would you do with me? :orgasm

executioneer Aug 4th, 2008 09:08 PM

peel your skin off and put you in the freezer

Sam Aug 5th, 2008 01:21 AM

PUT YOU ON THE HEAD OF A RABBIT AND THEN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT AND THEN POST IT ON THE INTERNET SO PEOPLE COULD USE IT FOR AVATARS ON MESSAGE BOARDS. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 01:50 AM

MAKE YOU INTO BREAD

Sam Aug 5th, 2008 02:49 AM

FEED YOU TO THE HOMELESS GUY WHO SITS OUTSIDE OF MY WORK

executioneer Aug 5th, 2008 02:54 AM

cut you in half and then put ice cream and toppings on top of the halves

Sam Aug 5th, 2008 02:55 AM

DEEP FRY YOU WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND BREAD AND THEN FEED YOU TO ELVIS

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:06 AM

PUT SOME PAJAMAS ON YOU AND MAKE A CHILDREN'S SHOW

Sam Aug 5th, 2008 03:08 AM

PUT YOU IN A HILARIOUS INTERNET MUSIC VIDEO WHILE YOU ARE DANCING AND SOMEONE IS INFORMING THE VIEWER THAT IT IS TIME FOR PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY AND THEN LATER MAKE REFERENCE TO IT ON AN EPISODE OF FAMILY GUY

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:14 AM

USE YOUR NAMESAKE FOR A CHAIN OF CLOTHING STORES

Sam Aug 5th, 2008 03:15 AM

PUT A STICK UP YOUR ASS AND THEN DIP YOU IN BOILING CHOCOLATE AND THEN SELL YOU TO CARNIVAL GOERS

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:19 AM

USE YOU FOR AN INTERNET VIDEO STARRING KIRK CAMERON THAT ATTEMPTS TO PROVE THE EXISTANCE OF GOD

Sam Aug 5th, 2008 03:21 AM

TURN YOU INTO A SUPER HERO FROM A BBC CARTOON BACK IN 1983

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:24 AM

WRITE A SONG ABOUT A BOAT SHAPED LIKE YOU

executioneer Aug 5th, 2008 03:28 AM

point you at someone and go "bang"

Sam Aug 5th, 2008 02:47 PM

throw you off a freeway overpass

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2008 06:25 PM

Peel off your skin and throw it in a hallway.

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 11:53 PM

THROW YOU BACK IN THE PILE AND LOOK FOR A BETTER BANANA

Sam Aug 6th, 2008 12:12 AM

GIVE YOU TO EDDIE MURPHY SO HE CAN PUT YOU IN THE EXHAUST PIPE OF A COP CAR

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2008 12:16 AM

EAT YOU FOR 5000 POINTS IN PAC-MAN

executioneer Aug 6th, 2008 12:16 AM

slice you into one inch circles and put you on some cheerios

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2008 12:20 AM

DO THAT TRICK WHERE YOU USE A PAPER CLIP TO PIERCE A HOLE THROUGH THE PEEL AND SLICE THROUGH THE INSIDE SO THEN I CAN BE ALL "LET ME OPEN THIS BANANA FOR YOU" AND MY FRIEND WILL NOTICE THAT THE BANANA IS ALREADY SLICED AND BE LIKE ":eek"

Sam Aug 6th, 2008 12:43 AM

COLLECT 100 OF YOU SO DONKEY KONG CAN GET AN EXTRA LIFE

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 6th, 2008 09:37 PM

Make you work at Michael Bluth's banana shack.

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2008 09:03 PM

Wait for a bunch of tropical spiders to hatch out of you.


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