In Praise of !!!
DO NOT DELETE HER THREADS, PLEASE!
An alphabet of reasons to let !!!'s posts be. A.) I like them. B.) I think they are often funny. C.) When not funny, I find them puzzling, a feeling I enjoy. D.) Thinking about her having been in jail and wondering if it is true or not can be a sexy passtime. E.) She has learned to drink the Nerve Food Tonic. F.) All of the above. G.) None of the above. H.) All of the above. I.) Deleting her threads leaves us open to the charge of 'not being funny anymore' J.) etc. H.) see 'H' K.) is for 'Kontraception'. L.) is for Lthe Lfirst Lammendment. M.) Is for the million things she gave me N.) Is for NOT doing the 'is for ' thing anymore. O.) This one time? She talked me off a bridge. And the guy who's mouth it was in was WAY grateful. P.) Hee hee. I said Pee. Q.) What the FUCK! I mean, come on, this placed used to be FUN! R.) The watermelon joke was fucking hysterical. S.) I have no idea what she actually looks like unless she's Jixby but if she isn't it's quite possible she's a TEEN HOTTY ON THE LOOSE! T.) It's not impossible. I can think what I want. Fuckers. U.) This alphabet of reasons ends with the letter U. &.) My istake. It ends with the & sign. I hope that's an 'ampersand'. I like te word 'ampersand.' |
I am not replying to this cuz they might delete it
p.s. I MIGHT HAVE A HUGE SET OF KNOCKERS I MEAN I DON'T BUT I MIGHT DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT, INTERNET |
I thought !!! was Jixby?
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!!!!! is a liar and a fake. !!!! makes my tummy ache.
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Is that what you call it these days? Your 'tummy'?
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Shake n' bake! Momma made it and I helped!!
Is it difficult to type on the internets with ridiculously large knockers? |
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With the exception of a few mispellings, it doesn't appear to be.
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See? That was a hillarious exchange! And if not for this thread about !!! it would never have happened!
On another note, who is pillowfight? I'm really slow and it's not like I read every damn post on this fucking site. I only knew who !!! was because the first time she came back as !! she said who she'd been originally. I dikdn't know Swimini was Cherry at all. When you come back after a long absence but with a new name you need to PM me otherwise I won't have a clue even if you are me. I may seem smart but not in the getting who someone is once they've changed their name way! |
im pillowfight im not a character!!
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PILLOWFIGHT!!!
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I know who !!! is too and she's alright by me. No threads of hers will be deleted on my watch (of course, I don't "watch" much).
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BANNED
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I don't understand how could anyone enjoy drinking moxie. That shit tastes like cough syrup.
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i enjoy drinking cough syrup
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You can't get high from drinking moxie :rolleyes
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LEARN TO DRINK IT! NEVER STICKY SWEET! THE MOXIE NERVE FOOD TONIC! WHAT AMERICA NEEDS IS A LITTLE MORE MOXIE!
Pillowfight, I didn't think you were a character, I thought you might be a returning boardmember under a new name. |
moxie doesn't taste like cough syrup, it tastes like dirt. GET USED TO IT!
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It tastes like Gentian root, which has a lot of root in it.
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it tastes like SISSY WIMPS NEED NOT APPLY
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It tastes like the GOOD HONEST CARBONATED SWEAT OF NEWENGLANDERS!! IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE!
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I don't think they even sell that anywhere in the south. But speaking of fermented root flavored drinks, I found a place that sells a ginger ale that tastes like REAL ginger. Kinda burns goin down, not very pleasant, but I'm sure (as long as it wasn't actually toxic) it was very nutritious.
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I hate the term "acquired taste". Is this root beverage you speak of an example of that?
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Not for me. I liked it the first damn time I drank it. CAUSE I'M ALL NEW ENGLAND, BABY!
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