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Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
also to chase mischevious children out of the kitchen.

:lol


Child abuse. :D

kahljorn Dec 18th, 2006 05:16 PM

its a marble rolling pin and weighs like 15 pounds so I could probably murder fat people with it.

it's supposed to flatten dough with no effort. NO EFFORT.
I also have one of those flashlights that is perpetual and runs on magnetics. I love stuff like that :(

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 05:18 PM

my cellphone has bluetooth :X

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 05:23 PM

willie: :love :love :love

I think most phones now all have bluetooth sweetie ;) ... I have infared on myn also, an its a MOTO RAZR :rave

can't wait till my helio!

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 05:25 PM

idk i just saw it on the box lol ;<

i wanted a razr :O!

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 05:28 PM

ill send u mine when I get my new one!

Zomboid Dec 18th, 2006 05:35 PM

Yeah well I have one of the HOT NEW PHONES so you can suck my balls lenor


Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 05:39 PM

:/ :jelouse

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
its a marble rolling pin and weighs like 15 pounds so I could probably murder fat people with it.

I really like that idea.

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 05:52 PM

Fat people need love too!!

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 05:53 PM

no they don't :(

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 05:53 PM

I love them as I crush their skulls.

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 05:59 PM

i don't have any smoke today ;<

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 06:08 PM

pub's going to kill all the fat people!

MetalMilitia Dec 18th, 2006 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
pub's going to kill all the fat people!

Along with his good buddy "heart attack".

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
pub's going to kill all the fat people!

The one flaw in my plan is that I probably couldn't lift a 15 pound rolling pin. ;(

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:13 PM

pub just wants to eat them, guys. he has this thing when it comes to eating people. (the thing is he kills them and eats them)

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:19 PM

You can't eat wild people, Noob3. ;(

That's a surefire way to get sick. :x


You have to breed and raise the stock in sanitary conditions. :)

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 06:22 PM

you cant lift 15 pounds? thats sad.

:puke on eating people

xbxDaniel Dec 18th, 2006 06:22 PM

How many times have you used the puking emoticon now? Like thirty?

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
you cant lift 15 pounds? thats sad.

How much is a pound in metric? :lol

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:23 PM

how many times does it take to get her point across, man

MetalMilitia Dec 18th, 2006 06:24 PM

she's e-anorexic.

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
:puke on eating people

Oh come on. You eat animals.

People > animals

In every way!

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:25 PM

:O

MetalMilitia Dec 18th, 2006 06:25 PM

Animals don't even understand ELECTRICITY :rolleyes :rolleyes

xbxDaniel Dec 18th, 2006 06:26 PM

That's a damn lie! >:

xbxDaniel Dec 18th, 2006 06:27 PM

I'm so hungry right now.

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:28 PM

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Daaanny says:
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liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:28 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:28 PM

Damn! :eek

xbxDaniel Dec 18th, 2006 06:28 PM

I refuse to be part of this

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:30 PM

finally :D

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:30 PM

[11:19] Liquid Statik: ftw
[11:20] Pub Lover: What are you winning now?
[11:20] Liquid Statik: huh? :(
[11:20] Liquid Statik: i dont win stuff :x
[11:20] Pub Lover: What does ftw mean then?
[11:21] Liquid Statik: wtf backwards i guess ;<
[11:22] Pub Lover: cool :eek
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Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:31 PM

Formatting takes time. ;(

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:31 PM

I STILL DONT GET HOW YOU GOT WINNING STUFF FROM FTW :X

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Formatting takes time. ;(

:lol

xbxDaniel Dec 18th, 2006 06:32 PM

ftw = for the win :themoreyouknow

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Animals don't even understand ELECTRICITY :rolleyes :rolleyes

That's because they don't have thumbs. ;(

You don't know tasty until you've eaten a thumb. :eek

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:33 PM

MAYBE TAHTS WHAT I MEANT

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:33 PM

hey pub quit eating people this is why i would never hang out with you it'd get kind of quiet & then akward and it'd be all

"dude is this guy thinking about eating me"

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:34 PM

and fuck you danny why dont you talk to me on msn bitch

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:37 PM

Sry, noob3

It's a misunderstanding, i didn't see your IM :O

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:39 PM

its ok now that i am done crying i will forgive you

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
That's a damn lie! >:

You think animals understand electricity?

MetalMilitia Dec 18th, 2006 06:41 PM

Electric eels might but I guess they're fish or snakes or something :x

ADDED: and AFAIK they have yet to harness its awsome power for anything other than a taily-stingy-thing.

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:42 PM


electric eel




lol

GADZOOKS Dec 18th, 2006 06:42 PM

Didn't you get banned for posting dicks before?

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
"dude is this guy thinking about eating me"

:lol

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Didn't you get banned for posting dicks before?

its an electric eel :x

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Electric eels might but I guess they're fish or snakes or something :x

ADDED: and AFAIK they have yet to harness its awsome power for anything other than a taily-stingy-thing.

Pretty useless really.

And they taste bad. :x

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Didn't you get banned for posting dicks before?

its an electric eel :x

Oh man, we think too much alike, I was going to post exactly that. :x

Stale. :(

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:45 PM

oops says:
dude what the hell
oops says:
ur gona get banned dude
Daaanny says:
its an electric eel >:
oops says:
its a cock SHOOTING A LAZER

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:46 PM

it's an electric eel shooting a lazer :x

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:46 PM

If we turn to the next page then he can't be prosecuted.

This thread has a really short statute of limitations. :D

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:47 PM

this is the best thread on imockery ;<


hry up though, i dont wanna get in trouble!

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:48 PM

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liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:49 PM

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executioneer Dec 18th, 2006 06:49 PM

PUB 15 POUNDS IS ABOUT 7 KILOS JUST FYI

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
Hey why don't you fuck your girlfriend a little better & you won't have to buy her a vibrator :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
I'm away at university for most of the week and she likes sex a hole bunch.

Pun. :lol

GADZOOKS Dec 18th, 2006 06:50 PM

MY BOSS DIDN'T THINK SO DANNY, NOW IM GOING TO JAIL

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:51 PM

hey in jail watch out for electric eels swimming up your asshole & then firing lazers

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:52 PM



quick show him that :X

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
PUB 15 POUNDS IS ABOUT 7 KILOS JUST FYI

Oh, I could totally lift that. :lol

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:54 PM

i can barely bench 50 lbs :/

MetalMilitia Dec 18th, 2006 06:54 PM

Unlike the mockwars thread, this one is NSFW (Not Suitable For Wangs)

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:55 PM

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noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:56 PM

i was benching a gmc tahoe & my arms fell off

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:58 PM

Tahoes are Chevrolet. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:59 PM

:lol

I know nothing about American car brands. :(

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:02 PM

I'll turn the page then...

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:03 PM


Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:04 PM

Now we just have to hope that no admins take an interest in this thread. :chatter

GADZOOKS Dec 18th, 2006 07:05 PM

Nice Dog

I think I'll take it.

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:06 PM

He's a bit old, & he never makes his bed unasked. :(

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 07:07 PM

he's gona eat your dog to avenge his korean half brother

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:09 PM

Oh man, Zomboid will be mad if that happens.

I was only looking after it. :(

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 07:10 PM

He's grown now, pub.

He can do things on his own :(

Chojin Dec 18th, 2006 07:17 PM

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

Chojin Dec 18th, 2006 07:17 PM

I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE WHOLE THING AND THE TWO OF YOU, GET IN THE PADDYWAGON, WHERE WE WILL GO TO JAIL

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:17 PM

Oh shit!

BUSTED! ;(

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 07:18 PM

finally i called like an hour ago

Chojin Dec 18th, 2006 07:19 PM

BUT FIRST, WE WILL GO TO NOOB'S HOUSE, SO WE CAN REALLY SEE WHAT IS WHAT.

Chojin Dec 18th, 2006 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM

DIS IS EVIDENCE

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 07:20 PM

F*CK

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 07:20 PM

oh god dude put it back on the other page thx

Chojin Dec 18th, 2006 07:22 PM

I AM DA LAW

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 07:26 PM



F da law!

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:28 PM

I don't think trying to scare the man with black people is going to help our situation, danny. :(

Chojin Dec 18th, 2006 07:28 PM

I'VE BEEN ON THE FORCE FOR FIFTEEN YEARS

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 07:32 PM

I'VE BEEN ON THE STREET FOR TWENTY

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 07:32 PM

BEING A THUG

NOT, LIKE, LIVING THERE

GADZOOKS Dec 18th, 2006 07:34 PM

Could this page have any less dicks?

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 07:41 PM

is that a threat

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:59 PM

Oh great, everyone was scared away. :(

Guys, it was a joke. Chojin isn't banning anyone. ;(

Even if he should. :lol

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 08:00 PM

I'll turn the page then...

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM


xbxDaniel Dec 18th, 2006 08:08 PM

I was going to buy a wow card, but then realized that I'd never get on it.

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 09:04 PM

EDIT SEE EDIT 2 POSTS DOWN >:

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 09:08 PM

:eek


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