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xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 09:40 PM

Pub wasn't invited guys. :(

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 09:42 PM

I was invited, but my neighbours are sinister raccoons and cephalopods. :x

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 09:45 PM

Haha, ok with my history of NIGGA :eek that does look racist.

I didn't mean it to be that way.

It was a reference. Pretty much the only thing I reference lately.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 09:46 PM

Now it's your turn to explain bad attempts at jokes. ;(

Esuohlim Feb 5th, 2007 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 467401)
Oh man, if it was a party all the time outside I wouldn't be on the internet.

lol lol yeah haha that's because

oh wait

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 467401)
I'd be on the balcony yelling at the bastards to shut up.

...well thanks for not leaving me room for jokes >:

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 09:47 PM

What the hell is going on

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 09:48 PM

PS that was directed at pub you fags

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 09:48 PM

Go back to your party.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 467409)
...well thanks for not leaving me room for jokes >:

Haha. :lol

I was totally thinking :esouhlim when I wrote that bit. ;(

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 09:49 PM

No thanks, it's after five. That's when the homeless come out and hunt for cans and shit :x

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467411)
What the hell is going on

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467412)
PS that was directed at pub you fags

:eek




PSSTING MADNESS!

Esuohlim Feb 5th, 2007 09:52 PM

PSSSTING MAAAAAANNNNIIIIAAA :eek

Esuohlim Feb 5th, 2007 09:54 PM

SERIOUS PSSTING PROBLEMS... ;(

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467395)
Are you trying to be completely over the top with your narcissism? Because it's not working.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homowner (Post 467402)
That is because in actuality, I am an extremely insecure person. I like to act narcissistic over the internet to make up for the inadequacies in my life. True story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467405)
Me too but when I do it I don't fuck up horribly

DISAGREE.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 467418)
PSSSTING MAAAAAANNNNIIIIAAA :eek

MAAAAAANNNNIIIIAAA! :eek

Esuohlim Feb 5th, 2007 09:57 PM

"Leaving in 4 days"

:x :x :x

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 09:58 PM

:rolleyes

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:01 PM

Oh sh*t that reminds me I'm going to boarding school on friday :x

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 467424)
"Leaving in 4 days"

:x :x :x

It's a countdown. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467428)
Oh sh*t that reminds me I'm going to boarding school on friday :x

Lesbian boarding school?

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:02 PM

ba-dum-psh

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:04 PM

Ass Burgers boarding school :x

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:05 PM

Jesus christ, my sister's an asshole. She's trying to use these tiny handcuffs to chain my cat to her bed >:

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467433)
Jesus christ, my sister's an asshole. She's trying to use these tiny handcuffs to chain my cat to her bed >:

Furry runs in your family?

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467432)
Ass Burgers boarding school :x

That sucks. I had to do three years at Homogay boarding school, so I feel your pain.

Intimately.

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:07 PM

I think I caught it from her originally. She's a big faggot for dragons and shit :x

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:07 PM

:x Fur real.

Emu Feb 5th, 2007 10:09 PM

I forgot what good games the first three Crash Bandicoots are ;(

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467438)
I think I caught it from her originally.

But Furry is an STD! :eek

You either caught it in utero... or... :x


STOP FUCKING YOUR SISTER, YOU PERVE! >:

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:12 PM

What the hell f*ck you man I'm not that much of a /b/ tard >:

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:12 PM

Hey, baby steps.

First, stop fucking your cat.

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:14 PM

I don't fuck my cat. :(

I will carry her around the house against her will stick her entire face in my mouth on occasion, though. :<

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:14 PM

PS there was supposed to be an and there shut the hell up

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:14 PM

Okay, stop sucking on your cat then.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 10:14 PM

HOT LESBIAN SISTER ACTION! :eek

NOW NOW WITH EXTRA FUR! :eek


:x

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:15 PM

Cuz that sounds really gross.

Esuohlim Feb 5th, 2007 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 467440)
I forgot what good games the first three Crash Bandicoots are ;(

I like them too :x

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:17 PM

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:18 PM

I refuse to click that.

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:18 PM

PS: Crash three is the only decent thing that piece of shit franchise has ever turned out. I really hope they never make another crash game ever again.

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:19 PM


xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:19 PM

Have you put me on the ignore list yet, or not?

Esuohlim Feb 5th, 2007 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467453)
PS: Crash three is the only decent thing that piece of shit franchise has ever turned out. I really hope they never make another crash game ever again.

I WILL BEAT YOU UP :fist

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:22 PM

did daniel put me on ignore? Because then I would be OFFENDED

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:23 PM

Daniel doesn't use ignore.

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:24 PM

All the cool kids talk in third-person nowadays.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 10:26 PM

GW, stop bragging about your use of the ignore function, else I'll have it taken away like I did with editing.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 10:26 PM

Unless you brag lots in like five days, becasue then I won't do anything because I'd have left so whatever. :(

Guitar Woman Feb 5th, 2007 10:27 PM

where are you going

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:30 PM

To a party.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467462)
where are you going

I'm compiling a list of awesome cities.

No US cities made it past prescreening though.

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:38 PM

Not even Albuquerque? :(

Pub touring the U.S. would probably be a great success.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 5th, 2007 10:45 PM

melbourne has to be on that list

Fathom Zero Feb 5th, 2007 10:50 PM

Florida?

Fathom Zero Feb 5th, 2007 10:51 PM

No way.

Esuohlim Feb 5th, 2007 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 467467)
I'm compiling a list of awesome cities.

No US cities made it past prescreening though.

http://www.travelandleisure.com/worl...cfm?cat=cities

#6 New York :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 5th, 2007 10:51 PM

Melbourne sucks.

Esuohlim Feb 5th, 2007 10:52 PM

#10 San Francisco :eek :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 5th, 2007 10:52 PM

I rate New York below Chicago. The whole experience was really underwhelming.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SKATERMONKEY (Post 467476)
melbourne has to be on that list

Sydney is the city I'm gonna judge Australia on, so basically you're screwed for a good review. ;(

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 467472)
Pub touring the U.S. would probably be a great success.

I consider being fingerprinted an invasion of privacy, so until you stop being a bunch of bitches, no.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 5th, 2007 10:54 PM

thats why its consistantly voted the most livable city in the world. Although it got pipped by a city in canada last year had to settle for no. 2, and was also officially named the sporting capital of the world.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 5th, 2007 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 467489)
Sydney is the city I'm gonna judge Australia on, so basically you're screwed for a good review. ;(

sydney? shit sydneys a shit hole you can't be serious

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 467490)
I consider being fingerprinted an invasion of privacy, so until you stop being a bunch of bitches, no.

:(

Damn six character requirement.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 11:14 PM

But seriously, if anyone is in Europe during the next six months & don't mind meeting me, that would be cool. :(

liquidstatik Feb 5th, 2007 11:44 PM

ur buyin my ticket rite?

Goat Cheese Feb 5th, 2007 11:48 PM

you and Rankeri gonna be good friends.

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 11:49 PM

Ha. After my ticket I can't even afford food. :(

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 467530)
you and Rankeri gonna be good friends.

West Europe.

Hell, I'm probably only willing to go as far as North France.

Unless like a road trip, but I don't think i can afford that much alcohol.


Fuck Finland. :lol

liquidstatik Feb 5th, 2007 11:52 PM

hahaha ;<

pub you need to remove those "ethics" and get your ass to the ;o

liquidstatik Feb 5th, 2007 11:53 PM

to the states* >:

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 11:54 PM

Going to the US without the option for MAJOR CRIMES isn't my idea of fun.

liquidstatik Feb 5th, 2007 11:54 PM

we can rob a bank if you want ;<

liquidstatik Feb 5th, 2007 11:55 PM

you have to buy the beer, though, i'm not 21 :x

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2007 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 467541)
we can rob a bank if you want ;<

I'm not robbing banks with my fingerprints & photo on a frikking watchlist because New Zealand is somehow a terrorist nation. :(

liquidstatik Feb 5th, 2007 11:58 PM

haha, new zealand is the LAST place i'd expect terrorist to come from ;<

i know shit of history, though. you guys might have BAD ROOTS, idk :x

xbxDaniel Feb 5th, 2007 11:58 PM

I thought you didn't have to be 21 in most European countries to get alcohol?

liquidstatik Feb 5th, 2007 11:59 PM

hey p.s. im in the US and you gotta be 21 hurr

Pub Lover Feb 6th, 2007 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 467549)
I thought you didn't have to be 21 in most European countries to get alcohol?

He's talking about if I had no ethics & slightly less preplanning of crimes ability.

Goat Cheese Feb 6th, 2007 12:03 AM

oh come on. I believe within all of us is a little 1920s gangster going "mah! see!"

Pub Lover Feb 6th, 2007 12:06 AM

Not if you get finger printed just for changing planes in a place.

Pub Lover Feb 6th, 2007 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vexation (Post 467519)
DAMN this global warming. God, talk about heat eh?

Sometimes I get angry when people don't seem to understand Climate Change. Then I remember that I'm well invested in highland property.

Haha. :lol

Guitar Woman Feb 6th, 2007 12:17 AM

Hey guys

executioneer Feb 6th, 2007 12:18 AM

you just gotta make sure to wear gloves for crime IS IT THAT INCONVEINENT

executioneer Feb 6th, 2007 12:24 AM

quick reply my ass, that took like three fucking minutes >:

Pub Lover Feb 6th, 2007 12:26 AM

When was the last time you bought gloves? They're a restricted item now.

The shop assistant is all "Are you going to use these for MAJOR CRIMES?" & they know if you lie. You can't lie to shop assistants.

And I'm not going to smuggle some in. If I wanted hard work I wouldn't being doing CRIMES

Guitar Woman Feb 6th, 2007 12:32 AM

I've got some driving gloves you can borrow, as evidenced by recent photos of me!

Pub Lover Feb 6th, 2007 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 467558)
It's like how GW said she was putting SKATERMONKEY on ignore and continued to respond to all his posts.

Haha, say a thing enough.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 467563)
quick reply my ass, that took like three fucking minutes >:

It's all too slow.

POSTING SEDATENESS. :eek

bigtimecow Feb 6th, 2007 12:33 AM

almost 1000 pages!!

Pub Lover Feb 6th, 2007 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 467566)
I've got some driving gloves you can borrow, as evidenced by recent photos of me!

I agree. My MAJOR CRIMES should start with you. ;D

Guitar Woman Feb 6th, 2007 12:34 AM

omg dibs >:

Guitar Woman Feb 6th, 2007 12:35 AM

On page 1000, I mean

Seven Force Feb 6th, 2007 12:35 AM

internet transexuals don't get 1000 pages

Seven Force Feb 6th, 2007 12:36 AM

they get the paddling of a lifetime

bigtimecow Feb 6th, 2007 12:36 AM

bye feven sorce

Guitar Woman Feb 6th, 2007 12:37 AM

fucking slow forum

Seven Force Feb 6th, 2007 12:38 AM

1000 paddles to the face

Guitar Woman Feb 6th, 2007 12:39 AM

So I finally got so sick of LttP that I am never going to play it again for the rest of my life and decided to play Super Metroid again, and I can't believe how much fucking better it is than LttP or pretty much anything on any 16-bit console ever. This shit is fucking awesome.

Seven Force Feb 6th, 2007 12:48 AM

its not better than mega man x

Guitar Woman Feb 6th, 2007 12:49 AM

I mean, right after you start a new game you're exploring the creepy space colony where everyone's all dead and stuff, then you find some FUCKING HUGE DRAGON ALIEN and do FURIOUS BATTLE WITH HIM and after that you have to escape the EXPLODING SPACE STATION and like immediately after that you're blasting your way through hordes of aliens hundreds of miles below the surface of Zebes and listening to that fucking kickass soundtrack :<

What a fucking classic :<


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