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cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:02 AM

that sounds like a really good plannn

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:02 AM

omg mattjack how did u know :x

Sam Mar 1st, 2007 03:05 AM

IF LIQUIDSTATIK IS THROBBING THEN I AM THROBBING TOO.:love

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:06 AM

I'm wearing my wife beater too!
YOU ALREADDDDDYYY KNOW

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:06 AM

LETS SWORDFIGHT ;D

GADZOOKS Mar 1st, 2007 03:06 AM

I'm filing a class action lawsuit on this thread.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:06 AM

WITH OUR THROBBING COCKS, THAT IS

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:07 AM

GADZOOKS i disapprove of that action :x

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:07 AM

can i watch the swordfight plz

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:07 AM

GADZOOKS I KNOW YOU SEE ME LOOKING AT YOU

















YOU ALREADDYYY KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:08 AM

I WANNA FUUUUUUUCUCCKK YOOOOOOUU

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:12 AM

ME TOOOOOOO.

i wanna fuck youuuuu, youuuu already know

Sam Mar 1st, 2007 03:13 AM

LIQUIDSTATIK I HAVE TWO GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS. SO FUCK SWORDS LET'S HAVE A LIGHTSABER DUEL. :WINKWINK

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:14 AM

Wow yalls, this is getting too hot

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:15 AM

i love lightsabers, i want the kind that make noises when you move them.

the toys, not the penises

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:16 AM

AS LONGA S UR THE RED ONE I LIKE MY BUTT HOLE HOT

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:17 AM

this is getting so hot i'm going to have to strip down naked and spank myself.

GO LIGHTSABER DUEL

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:19 AM

OH NOES. I GOT A BLUE ONE! PLUS YOU GOT TO MAKE THE NOISES WITH YOUR MOUTH. IT IS A SILENT BUT DEADLY ONE

Sam Mar 1st, 2007 03:19 AM

DON'T WORRY LIQUIDSTATIK I'LL BE RED AND MUCH LONG DARTH MAUL, MINE IS TWICE THE SIZE OF ANYONE ELSES. :wink

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:20 AM

KATHRYN UR GONNA HAV ETO BE QUITE OR IM GONNA BLOWMY LOAD BEFORE SAM EVEN GETS HERE

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:20 AM

MY LIGHTSABER ISNT RLY LONG ITS WIDE THO IDK IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A BATTLE AXE :wink

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:21 AM

KATHRYN IT'S FINE

I KNOW YOU SEE ME LOOKIN AT YOU







AND







YOU ALREADY KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:22 AM

mmmhmmm sing it sugarpie! i don't care what statik says, i'm getting ready to be nekked! hurry up and lightsaber duellllllllll

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:24 AM

KAHTRYN IF IT BUSTS ITS GOIN ALL IN YOUR MOUTH IM SORRY

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:26 AM

Whoa, it's MattJack momma.

I SEE YOU WIN'N N GRIN'N UP ON THA FLO'

I KNOW YOU SEE ME LOOKIN AT YOU AND YOU ALREADY KNOOOOOOOWWWWW

I

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:27 AM


cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:27 AM

DOES IT HAVE TO BE THE MOUTH, IT CAN BE ANYWHERE ELSE AS LONG AS I DONT GET PREGGERS. YOU BETTER HURRY UP OR I WILL DO IT I SWEAR

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:28 AM

nothing says 'ejaculate on my face' like puka shell necklaces.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:30 AM

thatsmy cum btw

Sam Mar 1st, 2007 03:30 AM

NOTHING SAYS LOVING LIKE EJACULATE CONSIDERATELY SPLATTERED ABOUT THE FACE WITH CAREFUL ATTENTION TO AVOID THE EYES.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:32 AM

GUYS I NEED TO GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE ILL BE RIGHT BACK OKAY OKAY GOOD

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:32 AM

NOTHING SAYS LOVE LIKE PULLING OUT

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:33 AM

NOO IMMA MISS YOU HURRY I WILL CRY BUCKETS K

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:33 AM

PULLING OUT SCARES ME :X

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:34 AM

OKAY I WILL SUCK THIS FUCKERDOWN JUST FOR U SHUGGA

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:35 AM

THANK U BB I WILL REWARD U LATER K

Sam Mar 1st, 2007 03:35 AM

LIQUIDSTATIK YOU SAID THAT ON OUR FIRST DATE! :faint

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:36 AM

HOW LONG HAVE U GUYS BEEN DATING, I KIND OF WANT TO HIT BOTH OF THOSE

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:39 AM

OMG ME TOO LIQUID. WUT DO YOU SMOKE?

Sam Mar 1st, 2007 03:40 AM

OH GOD ME AND LIQUID HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR EVVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:41 AM


cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:41 AM

THATS CREEPY AND AMAZING AT THE SAME TIME

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:45 AM

I WANT TO PHOTOSHOP ME FUCKING KATHRYN GUYS HOLD ON THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:45 AM

LOL NO IT WONT!

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:46 AM

SHOULD I GET CREEPED OUT BY THIS

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:48 AM

NO IT'S STANDARD PROCEDURE.

NEXT WE'LL PHOTOSHOP YOU AND RANDOM FARM ANIMALS, HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND SAY WE'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW BUT PROBABLY WONT

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:51 AM

FINE THEN I WONT SHOW MY BOOBS AND ILL WIND UP HOOKING UP WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND COMPLETELY WHIPPING HIM UNTIL HE IS A GIANT PUSSY

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:52 AM

MY BEST FRIEND IS DEAD THO :x

CHRIST YOU MAKE ME SO HOT

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:53 AM

THAT MAKES ME SAD ABOUT THE FRIEND AND HOT ABOUT MAKING YOU HOT

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:54 AM


ms paint :[

Sam Mar 1st, 2007 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cestkathryn (Post 476735)
FINE THEN I WONT SHOW MY BOOBS AND ILL WIND UP HOOKING UP WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND COMPLETELY WHIPPING HIM UNTIL HE IS A GIANT PUSSY

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME ALREADY. :(

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:54 AM

TAHTS HOW ITS GOIN DOWN THO KATHRYN SRRSLY

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:55 AM

THAT MAKES ME SCARED AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME BB DO ME NOW

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:56 AM

Kathryn I know we just met momma, but I have to go. I know, you ask,

"But you got yours and I didn't get mines... how's that right?"

Well I'm sorry, butttt PAPA WAS A ROLLLLLIN STONE!

JJJUYEAH

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:56 AM

MY BOOBS ARENT THAT BIG THO AND MY THIGHS ARE THINNER BUT I LIKE THE MONSTER PENIS IN A SCURRY WAY

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:56 AM

/ME WHIPS OUT HIS HARD CCOKK AND EASES IT INTO KATHRYNS VAGINA

OMG UR SO TIGHT :O

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:57 AM

aww mattjack don't leave me hanging :( well later gator.

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:57 AM

LOL LIQUID MAKES ME SO HOT

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:57 AM

YEAH WELL I HAVE'NT SEEN UR BOOBS OR UR THEIGHS IF YOU WANT GOOD PROPORTION UR GONNA HAVE TO GIVE UP SOME NOODS OKAY

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:57 AM

ARE WE EVEN ALLOWED TO DO THIS ON THE BOARDS BCUZ GETTING CAUGHT IS SO HOT

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:58 AM

LIQUID U PERV U GOTTA WORK FOR DEM BB

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:58 AM

MATTJACK I SEE YOU EYE'N MY COCKK

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:58 AM

IF U WANNA GET CAUGHT LETS FUCK IN THE BATHROOM MY DAD WOULD RPOBABBLY WALK IN HE'S A BIG GUY THO U MIGHT LIKE IT ;D

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 04:02 AM

THIS IS GETTING AWKWARDLY HOT NOW

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 04:03 AM

WHY IS UR MYSPACE LINK A LINK TO THAT PICTURE OF YOU HOLDING A SPICE GIRLS THINGY

THIS ISN'T AKWARD AT ALL ITS JUST PLAIN HOT

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 04:04 AM

OOPS I COPIED AND PASTED WRONG JK JK BB I WILL GO FIX IT

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 04:05 AM

YOU BETTER FIX ITAND NO I WONT MSG YOU FIRST JUUSTT ACCEPT MY ADD YOU JERK

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 04:06 AM

ok bb i fixed it i will add you honey bunny. everytime i gotta scroll down i go past that pic of u and me and i get all hot and bothered againn.

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 04:07 AM


liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 04:08 AM

aaaaaaaawww to you, im perfect :D

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 04:08 AM

I AM EVEN MORE DISTURBED AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME WTF

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 04:08 AM

LOL MATTJACK THANKS FOR AIMING THAT AT HER I HAVE A WEAK STOMACHE

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 04:10 AM

isn't that cuuuute? i have the video clip of the movie it's from on my page, go watch it, it's adorabllllleee.

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 04:12 AM

of "to you i'm perfect" not of the nasty picture lololol

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 04:13 AM

EPHASIS ON HOT

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 04:14 AM

I HAVE AN EXPERT AIM DON'T WORRY ;)

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 04:14 AM

awwww :]

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 04:16 AM

i know i am about to die from the cuteness. however, the guy in the vid doesn't wind up with her because she is married to his best friend so it's kinda sad. BUT AWWWW!

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 04:16 AM

I GOT A MYSPACE TOOS


liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 04:18 AM

HEY MATTJACK I SMOKE MARLBORO MENTHOLS

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 04:19 AM

I DONT SMOKE REALLY EXCEPT WHEN MY FRIEND DOES I TAKE A DRAG BECAUSE ITS RELAXING FOR ME I DUNNO IM WEIRD

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 04:20 AM

MARLBORO MENTHOL MILDS IS WHAT I SMOKE. AM I STILL COOL?

KATHRYN WE KNOW WHAT YOU SMOKE JUDGING BY THOSE PRONOGRAPHIC MS PAINT PICTURES WE JUST UNCOVERED

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 04:21 AM

NO I THINK THATS WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO SILLY

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 04:21 AM

:( i'm going to be like paris hilton now and release an MS PAINT porno video

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 04:21 AM

YEAH MILDS COUNT AS COOL I GUESS AS LONG AS THEY AREN'T LIKE 120S OR SOMETHING

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 04:22 AM

heyy can we skip the boob pics and go str8 for tha pussy? :x

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 04:24 AM

Yalls, all this talk has drained me. I have to get up in the morning and do shit people call "responsibilities." WHATEV. I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW.

KATHRYN- PLEASE SAVOR MY MAN WIND FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN

LIQUID- THANKS FOR TAGGING ME IN ON KATHRYN, WE SHOULD THAT MORE OFTEN.

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 04:25 AM

DO THAT TOO

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 04:25 AM

GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 04:29 AM

SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED THIS GANGBANG IS TIRING ME OUT HURRY UP PLZ

Sam Mar 1st, 2007 04:31 AM

I CAN'T WAIT FOR APRIL 1ST I AM GOING TO SEE MC CHRIS AT THE BOARDWALK.

NOT THE BOARDWALK IN SANTA CRUZ MIND YOU.

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 04:33 AM

i like boardwalk in santa cruz because i'm not quite sure why. SOMEONE GO ON BUMPER CARS WITH ME

Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2007 01:48 PM


Moobs Mar 1st, 2007 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 476462)
These are lies, where do you live!

I live in Bath don't you live in Bristol or something?

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 02:49 PM

WHO????

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 02:50 PM

MIKE JONES!

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 02:51 PM

WHO???

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 02:53 PM

MIIIIKKKKEEEE JJJJOOOONNNEESSSS


Moobs Mar 1st, 2007 02:58 PM

whats happenin' MattJack

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:03 PM

Man I'm trying to recover from the threesome last night. You missed out bud. I was all blowin hot fart in Kathryn's face while Liquid was slammin it. Right now I gots to go to my Engrish class and talk about plays that sucked (part 3).

What's going on in England?


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