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Grislygus Apr 19th, 2010 05:24 PM

:pagebrak


Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 681288)
No, arguing about whether the word "art" means anything is nothing but semantics. It's the kind of argument that you hear from high school kids when you tell them that good art always involves hard work, usually accompanied by the arguments "NO", "I don't need to get any better", "NO!", "You just don't understand", and "that's just my style!"

(slightly exaggerated) REAL LIFE CONVERSATION, POSTED HERE AS TO AVOID DESTROYING YET ANOTHER THREAD

Spoilers!

Fathom Zero Apr 19th, 2010 06:00 PM

Intentions make all the difference. Unless they intended to be a fuck-up.

Kitsa Apr 19th, 2010 06:09 PM

Shit, you just reminded me I need to renew my Artistic License. Thanks.

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2010 06:16 PM

Artistic license in regards to "deliberately" distorting drawn human proportions has nothing to do with photographs

Fathom Zero Apr 19th, 2010 06:19 PM

:lol

Fathom Zero Apr 19th, 2010 06:23 PM

Funny, but I don't think you're right with that.

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2010 06:30 PM

Well, if you're using a photograph as a reference for your drawing then yes, you may or may not choose to compensate for the flattened distortion caused by the camera itself when drawing a person in the photograph.

But if someone is comparing the artistic license involved with drawing forearms with the artistic license involved with setting up or lighting a shot... well, there IS no damn comparison to be made, unless you're discussing placement on the page alone (which has nothing to do with proportions on a forearm, unless a student has unconsciously squished said forearm so that it wouldn't extend past the page's edge and not be shown).

Fathom Zero Apr 19th, 2010 06:33 PM

I thought you meant photography. OOPS.

Kitsa Apr 19th, 2010 06:51 PM

I just don't like getting all pragmatic up in this shit.

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2010 07:05 PM

conversationally pragmatic, philosophically pragmatic, or partly pragmatic in a practical sense?

Kitsa Apr 19th, 2010 07:06 PM

I'm talking about a ratio of stiltedness to freedom and general artsy-fartsy spirit.

Fathom Zero Apr 19th, 2010 07:15 PM

God, people are fucking boring. Just leave, you Indian fruitbat.

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2010 07:35 PM

I need to remember Indian Fruitbat as a derogatory term

Grislygus Apr 19th, 2010 07:37 PM

AND FUCK FREEDOM, I WILL CRUSH IT UNDER AN IRON HEEL AND FORCE YOU ALL TO WATCH ROBERT HUGHES' TV PROGRAMS

Kitsa Apr 19th, 2010 10:14 PM

I'm still trying to figure out how and who the Indian Fruitbat thing insults.

Evil Robot Apr 19th, 2010 10:35 PM

Has anyone ever been to http://www.mockery.com It is a wonderful entertainment rescource.

Fathom Zero Apr 20th, 2010 12:09 AM

My Indian roommate. Fucking doofy bastard.

Wiffles Apr 20th, 2010 12:30 PM

Native American or South Asian?

Zhukov Apr 20th, 2010 12:52 PM

I'm South Asian.

Fathom Zero Apr 20th, 2010 01:00 PM

I would say Native American if I meant Native American. Or just used the tribe.

This cat is an annoying Punjabi fuck.

Zhukov Apr 20th, 2010 01:15 PM

Punjab or West Bengal?

Fathom Zero Apr 20th, 2010 01:52 PM

PUNJAB.

I THOUGHT I SAID THAT ALREADY.

Grislygus Apr 20th, 2010 04:23 PM

TWENNY THREE

Grislygus Apr 20th, 2010 04:24 PM

TWENNY FOUR

Grislygus Apr 20th, 2010 04:24 PM

TWENNY FIVE

Grislygus Apr 20th, 2010 04:25 PM


Tadao Apr 20th, 2010 04:29 PM

I'm watching Donnie Darko and GUESS WHAT SCENE I FORGOT ABOUT

goddamit

Kitsa Apr 20th, 2010 05:42 PM

the one with him jerking off under hypnosis?

Pub Lover Apr 20th, 2010 06:19 PM

The what scene?! Was that some director's cut thing? :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 681171)
So how about removing the kgp4death shit now? I really don't want to think of m night shyamalan anymore.

My friend, I don't really want to think about you, but here we are.

Pub Lover Apr 21st, 2010 02:02 AM


Zhukov Apr 21st, 2010 03:34 AM

Oh, hi there Kgp4death. I didn't know your ban was up. Are you going to post?

Babs Apr 21st, 2010 03:34 AM

Don't you god damn try to visualize me.

elx Apr 21st, 2010 11:13 AM

MISDEMEANOR WHRE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU:(

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 12:14 PM

I NEED GRISLYGUS

IN AN HOUR I NEED TO HAND-DRAW A FRIGGIN' SPRING COIL. TEACH ME

MarioRPG Apr 21st, 2010 12:52 PM

Dude... you can't just "learn" art man....
:lol

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 12:57 PM

NEVER MIND IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT

THANKS

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 01:03 PM

MILHOUSE I'M HERE BUDDY WHAT TIME IS IT AM I TOO LATE TO SAVE THE BABY

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 01:19 PM

My spring coil looks like a turd sir and I'm going to fail this class now :(

Zhukov Apr 21st, 2010 01:21 PM

Well post it then.

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 01:21 PM

FIX IT NOW, I DREW IT SPECIAL-SIMPLE SO THAT IT WOULD BE REPLICATED EASILY HERE HANG ON

Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2010 01:25 PM

MAN, DUDE

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 01:27 PM



START WITH THIS

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 01:28 PM



THEN DO THIS

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 01:29 PM



THEN DO THAT

Zhukov Apr 21st, 2010 01:32 PM

That looks too hard. Make it easier.

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 01:33 PM



THEN ADD IN DETAIL NOW THAT DOESN"T LOOK GREAT BECAUSE I SHITTED IT OUT IN FIVE SECONDS BUT THE ONE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT BY MAKING THE TOP TWO COILS ARC UPWARD, THE MIDDLE ONE BASICALLY STAY STRAIGHT AND THE BOTTOM COILS ARC DOWNWARD, YOU SHOW THAT YOU HAVE A GRASP OF PERSPECTIVE BETWEEN THAT AND THE DETAILING YOU WILL BASICALLY GET A FREE PASS AS LONG AS THE VERTICAL SIDES STAY MORE OR LESS STRAIGHT (THOUGH CORRECTIONS WILL BE GIVEN IF THIS IS AN ART CLASS, JUST NOD AND GO "AH! I GET IT")

Zhukov Apr 21st, 2010 01:38 PM

Could you draw a large boot kicking a Finnish dog, please?

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 01:58 PM

ALrghty, dure, I already have scratch paper out

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 02:01 PM


Zhukov Apr 21st, 2010 02:03 PM

:lol

That's great. This should be in the art thread because I feel sorry for it, but it's still great.

RaNkeri Apr 21st, 2010 02:05 PM

:lol

didn't know you guys knew finnish spitz

Babs Apr 21st, 2010 03:24 PM

The question is can you draw a homeless man urinating on himself?

Kitsa Apr 21st, 2010 04:29 PM

I am learning firsthand about this vast, unholy Army of Mommies out there and I do not like them. >:

Can people not have a kid without losing their fucking minds?

Chojin Apr 21st, 2010 04:48 PM

189.8 pounds today

i haven't been in the 180s for 6 years ;<

Goal is 175, ain't gonna take no time at all son

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 06:07 PM

I weigh like 145. Are you going to stand by let a twitchy little twerp like me get the best of you?

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 681528)
THEN ADD IN DETAIL NOW THAT DOESN"T LOOK GREAT BECAUSE I SHITTED IT OUT IN FIVE SECONDS BUT THE ONE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT BY MAKING THE TOP TWO COILS ARC UPWARD, THE MIDDLE ONE BASICALLY STAY STRAIGHT AND THE BOTTOM COILS ARC DOWNWARD, YOU SHOW THAT YOU HAVE A GRASP OF PERSPECTIVE BETWEEN THAT AND THE DETAILING YOU WILL BASICALLY GET A FREE PASS AS LONG AS THE VERTICAL SIDES STAY MORE OR LESS STRAIGHT (THOUGH CORRECTIONS WILL BE GIVEN IF THIS IS AN ART CLASS, JUST NOD AND GO "AH! I GET IT")

Thanks for the help Gus but it was for an engineering class so it had to look PERFECT and dimensionally correct from a trimetric point of view. I HASTILY DREW A BUNCH OF LOOPS

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 06:18 PM

Milhouse I'm going to pretend that you didn't just lie about your weight so I can have keep this mental image of you as a tiny bobbleheaded dwarf with the head of Alan Ruck circa Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 06:38 PM

And I'M going to pretend that I'm fucking your Jewish ex-girlfriend

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 06:48 PM

And now I'm drawing a swastika on her forehead with my cum

Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2010 06:52 PM

But that's not nice!

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2010 06:59 PM

I didn't TRY to draw it, it's just how it came out :rolleyes

Colonel Flagg Apr 21st, 2010 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 681544)
189.8 pounds today

i haven't been in the 180s for 6 years ;<

Goal is 175, ain't gonna take no time at all son

Fuck me. Now I have to go on a diet, if only so I can state I weigh less than Eric.

Godammit, those cookies looked good, too. >:

Colonel Flagg Apr 21st, 2010 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 681543)
I am learning firsthand about this vast, unholy Army of Mommies out there and I do not like them. >:

Can people not have a kid without losing their fucking minds?

I think so, but I believe they are in the vast minority.

I've been dealing with the PTO mommies as my daughter navigates the first grade, and I hate nearly every single one of them. They are always trying to "one-up" the other with their baked goods, crafty-poo shit for class, chaperoning all the field trips and generally being the goody-two-shoes you KNOW they were in grade school. The kids that always got the gold stars and got to clean the erasers.

YO I CAN BAKE TOO BUT I HAVE TO EARN A LIVING I DONT HAVE A SUGAR MOMMY WHO ALLOWS ME TO SIT AROUND AND PLAN MY DAY AROUND MY 6-YEAR-OLD'S SCHEDULE.

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 10:14 PM

holy fuck I can't remember the last time I actually laughed at something posted around here, but eshuolim you almost made me spit out my drink

Sam Apr 21st, 2010 10:22 PM

I BET IT WAS SOMETHING I POSTED THAT MADE YOU LAUGH LAST TIME.

Grislygus Apr 21st, 2010 10:29 PM

I actually can't think of a better possible candidate :eek

elx Apr 22nd, 2010 12:10 PM

happy earth day :)

Esuohlim Apr 22nd, 2010 12:58 PM

I'm going to litter the fuck out of this stupid planet

King Hadas Apr 22nd, 2010 02:44 PM

I often defecate on earth. Does that make me a bad person?

Dimnos Apr 22nd, 2010 02:54 PM

Its called fertilizing, its a good thing I think.

Zhukov Apr 22nd, 2010 03:14 PM

Human feces is low in nitrogen and phosphorus compared to other animals, and higher in harmful bacteria. So it's not so good as fertiliser.

I actually get asked that a lot at work.

RaNkeri Apr 22nd, 2010 03:54 PM

Urine would be more efective

RaNkeri Apr 22nd, 2010 03:55 PM

Unless it's frozen

The Leader Apr 22nd, 2010 05:31 PM

And pushed through a mail slot.

Dimnos Apr 22nd, 2010 05:33 PM

Nitpickers. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Apr 22nd, 2010 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 681569)
I BET IT WAS SOMETHING I POSTED THAT MADE YOU LAUGH LAST TIME.

BACK OFF SAM I SAW HIM FIRST

Fathom Zero Apr 22nd, 2010 09:01 PM

FIGHT.

Fathom Zero Apr 22nd, 2010 09:06 PM

FIGHT.

Fathom Zero Apr 22nd, 2010 09:14 PM

FIGHT.

Sam Apr 22nd, 2010 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 681624)
BACK OFF SAM I SAW HIM FIRST

YOU BACK OFF, HE'S MY VERY GOOD FRIEND WE LIVE IN THE SAME STATE SO SUCK IT.

Colonel Flagg Apr 22nd, 2010 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 681613)
Human feces is low in nitrogen and phosphorus compared to other animals, and higher in harmful bacteria. So it's not so good as fertiliser.

I actually get asked that a lot at work.

Ummmm, manure processing facility? Or sewage treatment plant? Or an agribusiness?

I'm guessing it's not a hedge fund management company.

elx Apr 23rd, 2010 12:51 AM

i think he said he worked in a greenhouse type place :o

kahljorn Apr 23rd, 2010 07:56 AM

Quote:

I'm guessing it's not a hedge fund management company.
ITS A HEDGE MANAGEMENT COMPANY

Zhukov Apr 23rd, 2010 11:16 AM

LOL Hedge fund.

Not as romantic as a greenhouse type place. A nursery.


Not a nursery as in a greenhouse type place where seedlings are raised, but just a place that sells plants and fertiliser.

My claim to fame is once serving Peter Cundall a glass of water (although none of you will know him) and I enjoy reading history and watching a variety of film genres.

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2010 06:54 PM

Spambots seem to like bumping threads that have a lot of Lenor posts. >:

I checked her profile and got scared when it said her latest activity was April 23 :teethchatteremoticon But then I quickly recaptured composure when I noticed it said "2009". It's a good day after all!

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 23rd, 2010 07:49 PM

Just going to throw it in the chat thread but gay black gangsters fucking each other is the funniest shit ever. I'm not saying it to be random or shit but when you get a chance watch it. It had me cracking up.

Babs Apr 23rd, 2010 08:01 PM

Nigga, you start smokin dat dick now?

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 24th, 2010 12:03 PM

Just now? no.

Grislygus Apr 24th, 2010 12:33 PM

maaaan when that left 4 dead 2 spot first came out, I thought to myself; FUCK YEAH FINALLY, OTHER PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHO CLUTCH IS NOW


still waiting :( why the hell do they still count as an obscure band, it's ripe radio rock if I ever heard it

Zhukov Apr 24th, 2010 01:44 PM

Today I told someone to fuck off, and I feel GREAT. I can't wait for tomorrow so I can see if I can do it again more than once.

Sam Apr 24th, 2010 01:54 PM

PRETTY SOON YOU WILL BE JUST LIKE ME ZHUKOV.

Zhukov Apr 24th, 2010 02:00 PM

Well, as long as you're happy I have nothing to lose!

Sam Apr 24th, 2010 02:13 PM

IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST

RaNkeri Apr 24th, 2010 06:46 PM

Megadrive Sonic marathon completed, fuck yeah!

Esuohlim Apr 24th, 2010 06:47 PM




RaNkeri Apr 24th, 2010 06:49 PM

Didn't have time to watch Miami Vice, though :(

RaNkeri Apr 24th, 2010 06:58 PM

It's ok though, I recorded it

RaNkeri Apr 24th, 2010 07:11 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

Kitsa Apr 24th, 2010 07:44 PM

every time I picture Rankeri saying "fuck yeah", all I can imagine is it coming out something like "fook, yah".

Fathom Zero Apr 24th, 2010 08:28 PM

Wait, you recorded it.

That means it's only just come to Finland?


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