Jig-A-Loo
 

Here's my entry...yeah. Don't got much else to say.

And the alternate...

Sorry if I seem to be inundating the forum with these..
But the ideas...they won't stop...coming...!

Gotta do it!

Thanks to all of you who entered the contest... there were some truly awesome entries for this one. Nice work! We'll be posting the results of the contest in the next day or so.

In the meantime, be sure to enter our Harry Potter contest that's still going on:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26297

Aww, the contest is over?? Oh well, here is my entry anyways.

It's over? Oh No! I didn't get to enter!
Here's mine anyways...

Well everybody... it was fun. I don't care if I win or lose, I just had a good time playing along with all you fine folk.

That being said, if I lose... I will cut the head off of a retarded kid and stick it on a spike outside of Rog's new apartment. And don't think I won't, because I totally know where West Hollywood is (Travel east on Santa Monica until you see a cacophony of homosexuality).

P.S. I wasn't teasing the homosexuals with that comment. It's commonly known that the majority of the gay population live in West Hollywood and Silverlake. That's all I'm saying. Don't judge me. Or I'll cut the head off of a retarded kid and stick it on a spike outside of your home.

P.P.S. I was making fun of the mentally retarded. But it's okay, because they're God's clowns.

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And who ever gets this wins

Hey bunksteve, how does one go about "seeing" a cacophony?"

still no results?

LSD, Sethomas... lots and lots of LSD. And if you can't find any, just go down to Venice Beach and lick a hippie. You get the same effect.

Results are coming soon, I promise. I'm just in the middle of catching up on a TON of stuff. I was at Comic-Con, then Protoclown was in town all week, and then I went to BlizzCon. On top of all that, we're moving in under 2 weeks so I'm having to pack up this place and change addresses galore. MY HEAD ASPLODE. :o

Bear with me and the results for both contests will be posted sometime in the near future along with some brand new forum contests.

Hey all,

Sorry for the contest results delays, just been too busy between comic-con and moving to a new place. As usual, we based the results on who had the most votes, how each judge ranked them and of course the effort and humor of the entries in general. Anyway, without further adieu, here are the results for the Jig-A-Loo contest!

1ST PLACE: Type40

2ND PLACE: Islanderoffroad

3RD PLACE: Schimid

HONORABLE MENTION: Max Radical

Congratulations to our winners! To the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners - please send me a PM with your full names and mailing addresses so I can make sure that your prize packs are sent out. To our honorable mention, I hate to see anybody come that close and not get anything out of it, so if you would like some I-Mockery stickers/freebies, just drop me a PM and we'll work something out.

To all of our other entrants, thanks for participating in the contest. This one wasn't easy to judge, so keep up the good work and best o' luck with our future contests!

Congrats to everybody who beat me... now if you'll excuse me... I've got some retarded heads to hack off, then I gotta go stop by the Home Depot and get me some spikes.

West Hollywood, here I come...

Thanks!
 

Hey all!
I received my contest prizes today, and just thought I'd say 'thank you' to everyone by sharing with you what I did with them.
Once the package arrived, I immediately put on the hat & shirt, spritzed with the can of 'Jig-a-Loo', and slid into GameStop to spend the gift card!

After looking long and hard, I finally found a game that truly spoke to me;



After 20 hours of racous gameplay I eventually passed out, only to awake hung over in a Tijuana prison cell with a raging case of Gonorrhea and missing a kidney!
Thanks I-Mockery!
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