Dear God Just Stop Posting In Here FUCK!
 

Here you go. >:

Re: Womti, Mozz, and L-1985
 

I got nothing against you anyway.
I don't give a shit if I have "entertainment value." Not every member is required to be a comic genius anyhow.
But I won't mind going against these two pricks. Shall be fun! :)

I :love you guys...................!

Too late to suck up asslicker! >:
Either give it what you got or go home.

no, no, no...... you misunderstand my use of the word love...... :lol

So you just admitted that you're a homosexual then.
Stay away from our asses or expect a castration by hand. You want some action, ask Protoclown for the spectral groper's telephone number.

what the hell do you mean by our??? you're all alone right. now. you're mine no one on i-mockery is behinfd you. this thread is basically a showdown. no one from i-mockery needs to come running to your smartass little whiny remarks. they'll just watch and laugh as you're hopelessly torn apart. also, stop quoting people and responding to the quote instead of just being content with getting your post in after theirs. it makes you seem very eager to prove yourself and up your post count. this is i-mock. we talk and thats all. besides the mock wars, there's no rules about insulting anyone. we just do it because we feel like it. have a nice day! :)

Well, last time I checked, you said "guys" and not guy. Maybe you should see what you wrote before you even retaliate you jackass. If you haven't realized it either, everybody hates you too. I already know they don't like me. But I could give a flying fuck about that. It's the internet and if they want to be miserable, well then by all means let them go about it.

And I laugh at the fact you think I'm whiny. Most of the time you're writing shit like "well how do you think it feels to be called a bastard 800 times" etc. My heart just bleeds for your pathetic existence. Deal with it you bum!

You speak like you are like everyone else here. But you aren't! Why do you think we're suppose to be going against each other now, hmmmm? Gee, I wonder. My brain can't even handle the logisitics of it all.

You have no room to talk about posting right after someone else either. I see you post right after people too. Besides, I could give a shit about my post count. As it has been proven anyhow, that doesn't matter because let's look at your current status. Oh right. 400 posts and still a patzi. Yep, you're just so smooth.

Have an awful day.
Don't forget to eat shit and live. Why not die? Because I want you to contract some horrible disease that will make you suffer a painful, miserable death.

Feel the love! :fu

:chatter YOU MADE A LONGER POST THAN MINE! NOW I AM SCARED, SO VERY SCARED! AS FOR WHINY, I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH. IF YOU SEE POINTING OUT PEOPLES MISERY TO THEM AS WHINING, THEN YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE YET TO SEE WHAT IS REAL. ALSO: HAVE A NICE DAY! :)

Like an all CAPS LOCK post is going to make me back down.

Once again, you sound like a whiny hemmerroid growing on someone's o-ring with that "if you think pointing out people's misery as whiny bit." It is whiny when you bitch about stuff that is so trivial. Suck it up! You are worse than dealing with an emo kid. Grow yourself a spine, a wit, and a dick and become a man. >:

Of course you dodged most of what I said in my last post. It's ok. I understand if you're so easily intimidated.

imnotryingtointimidateyou IM JUST BEING me. what im doing, is trying tomake yousee.

You're trying to make me see what?
That you can't deal with your problems?
That you're in denial of what people here think of you?
Tell me, which is it.
Don't think playing this card will gain you sympathy or make me think otherwise of you. You're nothing but a twerp who can't deal with others getting down on you so take out your agressions on others to make yourself look like you're hot shit in the other member's eyes. You can't handle it either when others shovel it back down your throat.

actually, your shovel missed my throat. I may be whiny, I admit, but i am not little, and i am not a fucking twerp. what I am trying to make you see is that even though everyone judges you here, their opinions dont really matter. as for your sympathy, what makes you think I seek it? all I can think of to say right now is "DIE, YOUNG AND WORTHLESS FOOL!!" :lol

Is it just me or did you steal that idea from me about others opinions don't matter? Because I seem to recall saying nearly the same thing a couple times already in this thread. So, your point falls on blind eyes since I think the same thing. Too bad for you.

God, you're being a hypocrite to top it all off. If you don't care what others think of you, then why are you taking part in this mock war? Why do you always seem to try and impress everybody by trying to futilely pick on newer members or by trying to imitate how everybody else acts on these boards with your posts? Could it be that you do want acceptence? You're not going to find it on the internet, especially here. Are you so bad off that you have to resort to trying to impress a bunch of cynics? Go outside and make some friends!

If I'm worthless, then you're Michael Moore. At least I deal with my problems, confront others, and try to take control of my life instead of always moping about it and being enraged all the time like you. You need to stand up and actually make yourself something worthwhile instead of being a doormat because that is all you are at the moment.

Plus, if that's all you can think of to say, you're not going to last long in this mock war.

yeah, great, I suck, you're better. can you go die now?

What's the matter Womti?
Can't take the heat?

I find it sad that you're so submissive and can't give me a run for my money. It's not my fault your life is like someone who lost complete control over their bowels. Why not actually try to potty train yourself instead of wallowing in your own filth? What are you, a dung beetle?!

The way you're going about yourself one would think you expect somebody to wipe your ass for you because you can't even clean off, like some old and feeble man who attaches to anyone willing to take care of him like some leech.

actually, I'm tired. bye for now.

Already throwing in the flag?! That was too easy. :blah

I should have guessed this thread would suck...but not this much.

the thread doesnt suck... I do. :lol

Where's Mozz at?
It's his turn for a verbal beatdown.
Come on out Mozz.
Or can't you handle it ya pussy?

Retro Kat, I don't give a shit what you think either way. If you don't like it, get your jollies off somewhere else.

what's with the 1985 anyway

1985 is my birth year. Simple as that.

bullshit, you look like that fucking andy milonakis kid. you gotta be like 15 or something

Go for it.