Doctor Who vs. Spider-man
 

http://imdb.com/title/tt0436992/board/thread/84478677
One of the more entertaining threads I've read in awhile, lol. Scan the thread until you find where people started asking who would win in a fight.

So who do you guys think would win?

My answer was:
"Who are you?"
"I'm Spider-man."
"WELL I'M THE SPACEMAN!"
(fight)
"Aw crap, I don't actually have any weapons."
"HA HA WEB TO THE FACE!"
"DOH!"

I think imdb would win because they force you to register before you can look at their precious discussion threads.

Yeah, that's kinda stupid. You guys get the gist though!

Spider Man would totally win. Even if he loses the fight, he'll go home to Mary Jane who will sex him up real good.

All the Doctor would have to do is hold Aunt May hostage and he'd have a good card to play.