Caught Masturbating
 

This may seem like an odd question but... FUCK YOU! anyay, if you ever been caught masturbating talk about it here!

I think Loveline is where we will talk about our masturbation, thank you.

lol, sorry bout that, nice avatar by the way :/

LOL

this one time i was in the living room when no one was home i as watching the little boy malesting channel so of course i started wacking off them my dad walked in he said on your knees boy. I was liek OMG then i started to liek it and i got into it. Then of course my hoe of a mom walked in and ruined it and kicked me out. I hope that hoe dies i hadn't even comed yet when she kicked me out. But its ok i whent to my room crawled out the window and whent to my neighbors house where old mrs johnson lives. Shes 84 by the way. Well i was liek of yea and she said on your knees and eat the muffin. She had an old wrinckly crusty puntang. It was all dry so i had to put alot of lub on it just to eat it out but its ok. After about 10 minutes we switches and my dad walked in and he said on your knees boy and i said im all ready on my knees. So he said ok well just lick my balls i was like ok then for soem strange reason after lickign his balls i whent and ate a snake cake and i cumed in my paints from easing a snake cake well thats my imberrrasing story i hope it made ya kill your self !!! thanks again. If u just read this u shoudl be shot in the face

You lack the opposable thumbs necessary to grip your cock.

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Carni, I am impressed that you could analyze his typing style and arrive at that conclusion. :eek

one time my mom caught me putting a bottle up my ass.. she got mad and smashed it over my head.. my boner went away to

WAIT A SECOND!!! :lol :lol :lol

The thing I hate most about my new job is there aren't any good places to jerk off. I've always managed to find a nice spot or dozen at my other jobs but the new one is too crowded. I think that's why I stick around I-Mockery.

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dammit, people are trying to look at whatsofunny...

"Caught Masturbating".

One suggestion: MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE.

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No
 

No, but I've caught people.

The best way to handle the situation is to constantly talk about it, including the small size of their penis/breasts.

Call me kooky, but if you're going to pick on someone for having a small penis, wouldn't it make more sense to say also he has BIG breasts?

DAMN YOU CHUN LI AND YOUR IRRESISTABLE ASS

Never been caught wanking as I'm too subtle, but I've been caught shagging plenty of times. A few times in a park, once on a dissused bridge (seems it was still in use) and once in a firestation. Wouldja believe the alarm went off and all the firemen turned up!

I was caught once, then it splurged out in her face.

I wasn't caught masturbating, but i was caught watching porn and about to masturbate. I was watching porn, then i paused it and when to get a rag, and i came back and my dad was right there. yeah. my boner was gone in a sec.

never got caught (i lock my friggin door) but once i was doing it and my tennis coach called me. i didn't know what he wanted so i kept going. that's about when i realized i needed to stop, and i actually quit masturbating a week later. 1year, 6months and counting. my friends got a pool to see when i'll bust :wank

sounds like a hilarious contest! somebody should really make a show about that!! :lol

What? ... like you got it caught in a vegetable ... or a vice? :(

I never get caught, i am a ninja so i hide in the shadows :(

my boyfriend caught me once, he asked why i hid the fact i did that. i asked why wasn't he mad. the answer came shortly after i did. apparently he wants to watch when i do. i'm good with that.

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