Funny stuff, really bad timing

http://nba.fanhouse.com/2010/01/05/w...-unloaded-too/

I thought this was funny.

David Letterman's Top Ten Washington Wizards Explanations

10."When you're only 6'4" 215 pounds, you need some protection"
9."Team recently signed an exclusive endorsement deal with Smith and Wesson"
8."Sick of Tiger getting all the attention"
7."Secret Santa rules didn't say, 'No firearms'"
6."Two players can't pull guns over a locker room gambling dispute? What is this, Russia?"
5."Uh, swine flu?"
4."When you're the Washington Wizards, any press is good press"
3."Wanted gun close by in case team tried to trade me to the Nets"
2."Coach didn't specify what kind of pre-game shootaround it was"
1."My exploding underpants weren't working"

Tracy mcgrady has played only 40 minutes in the entire season so far and steve nash just squeaked past him to get the starting nod in the all star game. So in short mcgrady will go as a bench player. Allen iverson has played 19 games and he is the starter. Ridiculous.

I was watching the Lakers lose to the Cavs last night, hell of a good game. If all NBA teams ha this sort of defense, I would like pro b-ball better than college b-ball.

Which is why fans should not be allowed to vote.

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Now here's hoping the NBA doesn't pull this from Youtube

Just in case though, here's an article about it as well

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/bal...urn=nba,217015

Nice! :lol

In other news, the 76ers still suck. But the Nets suck worse.

That 9-73 record is still within reach ... :)

What are they at now? 4 Wins?

Yep. Precisely the same as the total number of Net fans. :lol

At this rate if they crack 8 wins, they'd actually have a better win percentage than they have now. :eek

The Wolfies have won 3 straight. Kurt Rambis deserves the Coach of the Year award.

Allen Iverson is a train wreck? Who knew?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4975922

Stephen A. Smith breaks the story of the century. :rolleyes

In other news, water is wet.

Celtics have risen from the dead in game one of 1st round series against miami with rondo leading the way. They were fucking miserable in the last couple of months in the regular season. I went to the celts vs wizards game couple of weeks ago and it was the most goddamn painful game I've witnessed. Hope they will carry over the momentum into the second game without garnett who has been banned for one game.

Waddya know, Garnett attacking another player on the court. Some things never change.

IN OTHER NEWS, WATER IS WET

Well I think the cavs with nice additions of jamison and moon will handle the celtics in six games. But wouldn't be surprised if the celtics pull it off either. If this picture of lebron james was plastered all over celtics' locker room, it would get them extra fired up.

I'm new round these parts, but for the record...I'm a life-long Hawks fan...and I've got a headache at this point. :D

WUH-OH...CELTICS HAS THE ADVANTAGE OVER THE CAVS NOW

What's the advantage here? Playing at their busted ass home court? That's just a setup for the classic example of humiliation in which King James will end up pissing all over the faces of Garnett and his group of thugs.

Or it is every Cleveland team being their typical selves :(

Is basketball still being played? I hadn't noticed. :\

I'm just waiting for the draft lottery. :(

and the Celtics just got their faces pissed on

I hope the sincerely hope Cleveland doesn't remember they are Cleveland so they can finally win some kind of sports championship and break this blasted curse

I hope the sincerely hope as well my friend.

Not sure what I was trying to type there.

I blame reading too many spambot posts