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Grislygus Aug 16th, 2011 08:47 PM

I HEAR THAT RON PAUL CONVENTIONS ARE CHALK FULL OF PEOPLE WHO ANGRILY ANNOUNCE THEIR OPINIONS ON COMEDY MESSAGEBOARDS RIGHT AFTER SUCKING SOME GUY OFF BEHIND AN APPLEBEES DUMPSTER

GOBBLE GOBBLE

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 08:50 PM



he looks the type



And I don't have CSI-type equipment, but I'm sure if I did, and you zoomed in enough, you'd find proof that it is true. And that he's also some kind of giant.

WhiteRat Aug 16th, 2011 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 738278)
He's the Michael Jordan of making inane political comments on this message board. And just like Michael Jordan, he doesn't know when to quit.

Woah let's not bring Jordan into this. As a 40 year old he still averaged 20 points a game. Jordan should never have quit. :posh

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 09:21 PM

I didn't know that. I'm not a sports nut. I seemed to remember him leaving 3 times and each time he was worse. Sorry to deride his royal airness.

WhiteRat Aug 16th, 2011 09:25 PM

Hey Yabuturtle how many rigs do you have mining bitcoins?

Pentegarn Aug 16th, 2011 09:26 PM

Well his coin lost some lustur after he failed in MLB

WhiteRat Aug 16th, 2011 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 738293)
Well his coin lost some lustur after he failed in MLB

How so? He won 3 more championships, 2 more MVPs, and 3 more Finals MVPs plus several All-Star appearances. A week or so after his failed baseball stint he put up 55 points in one game.

ok I promise not to derail this anymore but Jordan's greatness shall never ever ever ever be questioned.

Pentegarn Aug 16th, 2011 09:53 PM

Never said he wasn't great, but his late career shenanigans were at best awkward. 45? Baseball? It was a lot of uncomfortable stuff to take, like Johnny Unitas not ending his career with the Colts was.

Also the OP derailed his own thread by turning it from Ron Paul talk to his pro legalized drug agenda so all bets are officially off

WhiteRat Aug 16th, 2011 10:30 PM

Jordan had to wear 45 because his 23 was already retired. I really can't blame the guy for playing baseball. He was already a global superstar and had already won 3 titles and claimed that his love for the game was diminishing. His dad's murder (and desire for his son to play baseball) was a big factor in the switch as well.

ThrashO Aug 19th, 2011 09:59 PM

Whether drugs are legalized or not I will still acquire copious amounts of marijuana.

Personally I don't think any drugs should be legalized. I think no matter what you try to do with the situation no one will be happy. It's a complete grey area. Plus bigger industries will get into the shit and fuck with it in a laboratory beyond all recognition.

11 or 12 years ago Portugal decided to legalize ALL drugs. Apparently it has not changed anything really. In fact it's lowered the use of other drugs. For example, if you want weed, you go into a store that sells just weed instead of having to go to some shady ass neighborhood and then when you finally get to the dump you're buying out of, you're being exposed to crack, meth, pills and heroin. Also teen use has not increased or decreased and crime has not increased or decreased either.

So then again, who really knows whats best. I don't want a meth lab or a crack den opening up by my house to be honest and I'm also glad the government isnt getting their greedy hands on marijuana profits. So fuck em all. No matter what you do, SOMEONE WILL BITCH.

Shyandquietguy Aug 20th, 2011 12:59 AM


WhiteRat Aug 20th, 2011 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 738816)
Whether drugs are legalized or not I will still acquire copious amounts of marijuana.

Personally I don't think any drugs should be legalized. I think no matter what you try to do with the situation no one will be happy. It's a complete grey area. Plus bigger industries will get into the shit and fuck with it in a laboratory beyond all recognition.

11 or 12 years ago Portugal decided to legalize ALL drugs. Apparently it has not changed anything really. In fact it's lowered the use of other drugs. For example, if you want weed, you go into a store that sells just weed instead of having to go to some shady ass neighborhood and then when you finally get to the dump you're buying out of, you're being exposed to crack, meth, pills and heroin. Also teen use has not increased or decreased and crime has not increased or decreased either.

Uh I don't know about you but I would love to be able to have a one stop shop for weed, painkillers, amphetamines and maybe coke. I'm tired of having a "guy" for every different thing. >:

Chojin Aug 20th, 2011 07:11 AM

newfriend. there are few things worse than a person who says something you agree with, yet makes themselves impossible to respect. it's like if you started foaming at the mouth about corporate tax law and spelled Microsoft with a dollar sign while doing it. no one wants to hear your approved talking points, but i might be interested to hear what your personal, educated, honest opinion is (hint: thus far it's been none of the above).

no, i don't think that legalized drug use would suddenly convert honest citizens into junkies and make them start wandering around my back yard, turning the US into a terrifying game of minecraft. i don't understand what the argument about states' rights infringing on each other is even supposed to mean; people are still going to buy and sell drugs whether it's legal or not anyway, and i doubt some frat's road trip to buy a bathtub full of cocaine would somehow come back to haunt your state and/or molest your loved ones.

i think fast food is a much bigger problem for the nation than any drug, and i don't feel Roy Rogers needs to be regulated either.

WhiteRat Aug 20th, 2011 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 738853)
i think fast food is a much bigger problem for the nation than any drug, and i don't feel Roy Rogers needs to be regulated either.

I think the jews are a much bigger problem for the nation than any burger but they need to be regulated!!!








oh god what have i done

Pentegarn Aug 20th, 2011 11:57 AM

Tried to derail what chojin had the nerve to try to rerail :lol

yabuturtle Aug 20th, 2011 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 738143)
Addressing the title of this thread, maybe Ron Paul should get elected, but he won't. Nothing anyone says will change this fundamental truth.

What do you base that on? Yeah I think he should be elected and I'd vote for him, but so many say he doesn't have a chance. On the contrary, he's received more donations from the military than anyone else, won the CPAC twice in a row, came in 2nd place in the Iowa Straw pole, barely I might add, and has won numerous internet polls. So I think he has more than a chance, but a lot of the establishment is scared of him as well as his own party, and knowing how corrupt they are and to be scared of Ron, leads me to believe Ron is doing something right. Even if he didn't stand a chance, that's no excuse not to vote for him.

Tadao Aug 20th, 2011 06:59 PM

:lol This guy has a firm grasp on reality.

k0k0 Aug 20th, 2011 07:07 PM

I'm sure all of the shut-ins on the libertarian website poll that voted him over everyone else will show up to vote on voting day. :hypno:lol

Grislygus Aug 20th, 2011 08:21 PM

GOBBLE DOWN THE GOODNESS

FRIDAY NIGHT SPECIAL BABY

Rongi Aug 20th, 2011 08:31 PM

lol this thread is so terrible

Colonel Flagg Aug 20th, 2011 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yabuturtle (Post 738912)
What do you base that on?

Reality.

I think you are drifting into coolinator territory, yabu. And if you don't know what I mean, I suggest you look it up.

yabuturtle Aug 21st, 2011 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 738940)
Reality.

I think you are drifting into coolinator territory, yabu. And if you don't know what I mean, I suggest you look it up.

Honestly I thought you could come up with something better than that. Reality? That's all you've got? Bullshit. If the media paid more attention to him like they do with those corrupt politicians like Romney, Perry and Obama, he'd most likely win easily. Him not having a chance is no excuse not to vote for him.

k0k0 Aug 21st, 2011 12:11 AM

I'm about to not vote for him, just to cancel out your vote.

Colonel Flagg Aug 21st, 2011 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yabuturtle (Post 738944)
Honestly I thought you could come up with something better than that. Reality? That's all you've got?

Actually, it's all I think this thread is worth.

Quote:

Originally Posted by yabuturtle
Him not having a chance is no excuse not to vote for him.

And yet that WILL WORK for 90% of most Americans. If it didn't, we elect John Anderson in 1980, and not Ronald Reagan.

À propos of nothing in particular, that last sentence of yours made me :lol

Grislygus Aug 21st, 2011 12:41 AM

OH GOD YABU, YOUR MOUTH IS SO WARM AND SOFT

"FROM ALL THOSE SPEECHES TO MY FELLOW VOTERS, GOTTA WARM PEOPLE UP WITH MY VELVET LIPS"


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