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Jeff The Ninja Jan 4th, 2006 11:31 AM

How often do you Jack off?
 
Come on, we all do It, its nothing to be ashamed of.

MetalMilitia Jan 4th, 2006 11:45 AM

but 2 or 3 times a day? shame on you jeff >:

mozz Jan 4th, 2006 12:45 PM

Once a day, sometimes less though.

Womti Jan 4th, 2006 02:50 PM

more like once every other day.

CrazyBlackDude Jan 4th, 2006 03:32 PM

All the time. :bestthread

Womti Jan 4th, 2006 03:41 PM

get a girlfriend, you pervert. I suppose you're 'jerkin' right now?? >: you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers. :(

sublimeboy Jan 4th, 2006 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti
get a girlfriend, you pervert. I suppose you're 'jerkin' right now?? >: you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers. :(

:wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank

Uh oh... :chatter

Ivan Raged Jan 4th, 2006 09:30 PM

like 10 times an hour, but i spew everytime I flex so I guess thats liek 1000 times a second or something

The Retro Kat Jan 4th, 2006 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti
you know people who jerk off alot usually become stalkers. :(

...or homeless.

executioneer Jan 5th, 2006 12:52 AM

i like how you capitalized "jack" so it's like a person's name

oh wait it's jeff the ninja nevermind i don't like ANYTHING about that guy

GADZOOKS Jan 5th, 2006 12:58 AM

Alot more now that I saw this picture. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!


HickMan Jan 7th, 2006 10:04 PM

No wonder he Jacks off 2-3 times a day!

sadie Jan 7th, 2006 10:21 PM

be careful. he's a ninja!

Womti Jan 8th, 2006 10:29 AM

that explains why his avatar is screaming.... post-ejaculation shout. :orgasm

The Retro Kat Jan 12th, 2006 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti
more like once every other day.

I can't believe I missed this. So, where do you do it, in public, in the public library bathroom? On busses? Pretty much a homeless person jacking off anywhere is frowned upon, unless at their home, but obviously that doesn't exist.

Just...ewww...gross.

Womti Jan 12th, 2006 07:50 AM

you forgot to mention how much YOU jerk off. otherwise, dont post here. just grow up and stop being a jerk to me because I'm homeless. >:

Jeff The Ninja Jan 12th, 2006 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Quote:

Originally Posted by womti
more like once every other day.

I can't believe I missed this. So, where do you do it, in public, in the public library bathroom? On busses? Pretty much a homeless person jacking off anywhere is frowned upon, unless at their home, but obviously that doesn't exist.

Just...ewww...gross.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/morningpleasure.html

Jeff The Ninja Jan 12th, 2006 09:43 AM

:wank :puke

camacazio Jan 12th, 2006 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti
you forgot to mention how much YOU jerk off. otherwise, dont post here. just grow up and stop being a jerk to me because I'm homeless. >:

We don't hate the homeless. We hate you.

Womti Jan 12th, 2006 11:46 AM

HATE ME??? well, I guess thats an improvement. :)

MetalMilitia Jan 12th, 2006 11:48 AM

I hate him because he's homeless.

Womti Jan 12th, 2006 11:49 AM

I hate you because you're a cat. >:

camacazio Jan 12th, 2006 12:01 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH MY BRAAAINS ARE MEEEELTING

Dole Jan 12th, 2006 03:51 PM

I never stop wanking

The Retro Kat Jan 13th, 2006 02:09 AM

I don't jerk it anymore, I get guys to do that for me. They can give a way better handjob than a girl, they practice on themselves.

The important thing is EWWW GROSS THERE IS A HOMELESS GUY HERE SOMEBODY SPRAY HIM WITH THE FIREHOSE GET HIM OUT OF OUR COMMUNITY IT'S YUCKY AND HE MASTURBATES IN PUBLIC SPRAY HIM WITH THE YUCKY HOSE


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