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Comrade Rocket Mar 17th, 2004 12:06 AM

The Coolest American President?
 
Which was the most swingingest President.



I personally think that the 8th president, Martin Van Buren is where its at.

Drev Mar 17th, 2004 12:12 AM

JAMES KOOL POLK!

rainbowbrite Mar 17th, 2004 12:20 AM

Nah it's all about this guy


It's Masumi Fukuta. The President of Fujitsu

Look at the sexyness :love

Comrade Rocket Mar 17th, 2004 12:26 AM

i ment american presidents...

incog Mar 17th, 2004 12:28 AM

you meant, meant too :p

ProfessorCool Mar 17th, 2004 12:32 AM

Teddy or Nixon, they both remind me of batman villians.

executioneer Mar 17th, 2004 12:37 AM

webmaster abe lincoln :rolleyes

-willie

CastroMotorOil Mar 17th, 2004 02:04 AM

teddy was the coolest, cuz he got shot like and hour before a speech, and still gave the speech. The opening lien was like 'I apologize if some of you can't hear me, i was shot a short while ago today"

Jixby Phillips Mar 17th, 2004 02:08 AM

I'm with Mr. Cool dude

rainbowbrite Mar 17th, 2004 02:16 AM

Sure you are.

Supafly345 Mar 17th, 2004 04:24 AM

I believe it was Nixon. He was great at manipulating people, and used it to his advantage often, especially when dealing with women. If you know what ah mean.

Jixby Phillips Mar 17th, 2004 04:57 AM

hey rainbowbrite hows work going at the sucking-dick factory

are you still sucking a lot of dicks there

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 17th, 2004 08:19 AM

Andrew Jackson..because he'd kick your head in for thinking otherwise! >:

I don't think much of any president since Thomas Jefferson.

SMN Mar 17th, 2004 08:25 AM

BULLIES!

President Taft would own you! This guy would show less mercy than the effort it took to get him in his chair. He's a porker!

Sethomas Mar 17th, 2004 09:15 AM

Shit, I was going to say Taft. There's no beating the heaviest and first time-travelling president.

FartinMowler Mar 17th, 2004 10:19 AM

I still like Jimmy Carter :)

Evil Robot Mar 17th, 2004 11:12 AM

Calvin COOLidge

Lord Darian Mar 17th, 2004 11:48 AM

Franklin Pierce, because he was so corrupt and was the only president from the state of New Hampshire.

Emu Mar 17th, 2004 11:51 AM

truman was buried with the alien bodies he had autopsied >: that makes him super

rainbowbrite Mar 17th, 2004 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
hey rainbowbrite hows work going at the sucking-dick factory

are you still sucking a lot of dicks there

I heard there was a new job opening there. You want it?

camacazio Mar 17th, 2004 12:32 PM

John Adams. Not that Quincey bitch either. I'm talking about the real deal.

He's cool because he's the ultimate do-nothing president.

Mockery Mar 17th, 2004 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
webmaster abe lincoln :rolleyes

-willie

Willie remembers :love

Jixby Phillips Mar 17th, 2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rainbowbrite
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
hey rainbowbrite hows work going at the sucking-dick factory

are you still sucking a lot of dicks there

I heard there was a new job opening there. You want it?

GOOD ONE FAG

rainbowbrite Mar 18th, 2004 07:50 PM

Do you get a small "high" every time you think you're better than me?

Sam Mar 18th, 2004 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drev
JAMES KOOL POLK!

They Might Be Giants wrote a song about him. That makes him the coolest.

eggyolk Mar 18th, 2004 09:57 PM

Yo momma!


No? :(

Dan Mar 18th, 2004 10:24 PM

George W. Bush

Sajuuk Mar 18th, 2004 11:54 PM

George Washington. >:

Jixby Phillips Mar 19th, 2004 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rainbowbrite
Do you get a small "high" every time you think your better than me?

well at least I don't spell "you're" wrong :rolleyes

JerkFromGermany Mar 22nd, 2004 07:53 AM

EISENHAUER.

phnompehn Mar 22nd, 2004 09:03 AM



Ballew!

He's my favorite President of the Unied States of America.

rainbowbrite Mar 22nd, 2004 11:56 AM

There, I changed it.

Spectre X Mar 22nd, 2004 02:24 PM

LEX LUTHOR!

JerkFromGermany Mar 23rd, 2004 03:08 AM

ZOD.

Jixby Phillips Mar 23rd, 2004 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rainbowbrite
There, I changed it.

why didn't you become not-gay when i called you fag, fag

liquidstatik Mar 23rd, 2004 10:42 AM


rainbowbrite Mar 23rd, 2004 12:12 PM

Why the fuck do you care if I'm gay or not. I could be flaming and everytime you call me a fag it doesn't hurt me at all :)

ScruU2wice Mar 23rd, 2004 01:47 PM

Richard Millhouse Nixon :|


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