I have a message from Jesus
 

He wants to love you all, but He's finding it increasingly difficult. >:



Edited due to Jesus-picture breakage and red-x-age.

I'd hit it.

If he were a bug, I'd squash Him.

if your avatar was the sausage, i would mistaken you with Rongi

JESUS DIED FOR YOU

PIKA PIKA!!!11!

Jesus is so 2004 years ago.

This is such blasphemy :|

Show us on the doll where jesus touched you.

The prickles made owies :(

Aha yes, very nimble-witted, this is the best time to use that isn't it?

Jesus dies for my Chocolate Bunnies.

Yeh. :(

When Jesus came back from the dead my place of the dying for our sins thing was Voided :(

Did you father just shoot his jizzum onto your face and that's why you have that expression you are making on your avatar, arrow X?

WORD TO JESUS


and ew @ everyone's new ugly avatars

No its just me Screwing around with my old webcam and the funny thing is THAT IS ME!!!!!

Your avatar sucks, Two Faced, did you make that yourself, huh?

hmmm
 

You are talking shit about avaitors..... I think you are all nerds.

....
 

ank?

jesus died for our sins, but isnt letting yourself die (when you can perform miracles) suicide, and isnt suicide a sin?

yea but it doesnt count when you can come back to life :rolleyes

Bump. Jesus is still very dissapointed with you all. He wants an offering. He wants fresh meat this time. Who shall be sacrificed?

I must've missed this thread the first time around. Probably because Mock Wars never has anything interesting in it.

SAVE ME JEEBUS!

Jesus called and left some very nasty voice mail for Mel Gibson.

JESUS DOESN'T FEEL THAT YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH

He knows if I've been naughty or nice. :(

:boot